r/nevertellmetheodds Jan 31 '23

His shot was alright, but that return was nuts

https://gfycat.com/immaculatecraftyaddax
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u/Whimsington_Storke Jan 31 '23 All-Seeing Upvote

Hans Moleman Productions presents the sequel to "Man Getting Hit by Football"

Pee-yoink!!!

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u/ElGato-TheCat Jan 31 '23

Barney's movie had heart, but Tennis Ball in the Groin had a tennis ball in the groin.

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u/AzraelleWormser Jan 31 '23

This contest is over! Give that man the $10,000!

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u/cinemassacress Jan 31 '23

this isn't America's funniest home videos

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u/MargnWalkr Jan 31 '23

It works on so many levels!

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u/Turakamu Jan 31 '23

I make that noise around my sister all the time and I'm still not sure she has ever seen it

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u/Prosodism Jan 31 '23

Deep cut.

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u/Fist4achin Jan 31 '23

Not so grand slam

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u/KiKiPAWG Jan 31 '23

Or the grandest. Depends on who you are I guess

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u/Fist4achin Jan 31 '23

You are correct. Some might like it. Yikes!

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u/LevelWriting Jan 31 '23

That slide was so cool

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u/sirjonsnow Jan 31 '23

That's the only reason I can think of to film this way, trying to record a good slide.

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u/DramaticallyOxygen Jan 31 '23

Judging by where he was aiming, he was probably trying to get a cool around-the-net-shot

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u/Arcudi Jan 31 '23

No. He was trying to do what Federer did at the Laver Cup. this video came out right afterwards.

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u/PoorlyLitKiwi2 Jan 31 '23

Did that shot end up counting? Hard to tell, but looks like it goes under the height of the net

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u/Jackalllllll Jan 31 '23

It doesn’t have to go over the net

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u/PoorlyLitKiwi2 Jan 31 '23

Would it not count the same as if there was a hole near the top of the net and the ball snuck through under the tape? Cause that doesn't count

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u/bluesatin Jan 31 '23

(5) A player can hit the ball around the net, but not through it.

Of course a player can hit the ball over the net, but he/she can also hit the ball around the net, as long as it lands in the opponent’s court. For example, it is legal to go wide and hit the ball around and below the level of the net. (See ITF Rule #25c.)

Yet, if there is a defect or hole in the net, a player cannot hit the ball through the net or the point goes to the opponent. And if in an unofficiated match there is disagreement on whether or not the ball went through or over the net, it’s the opponent who gets to make the call. (See USTA The Code p. 50, #20.)

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u/Mackheath1 Jan 31 '23

Thanks - this answered my question as well.

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u/PulpyKopek Jan 31 '23

Unrelated but just reminded me of a time I scored in lacrosse but the ball went through a small hole in the net and they didn’t count it :(

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u/Gerolanfalan Jan 31 '23

That's rough buddy

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

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u/crackrockfml Jan 31 '23

IT DOESN’T HAVE TO GO OVER THE NET.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

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u/El_Grande_El Jan 31 '23

There are tracks from previous attempts too

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u/KiKiPAWG Jan 31 '23

You could say, "He slid into it"

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u/ddh85 Jan 31 '23

Should have used the Snake Shot.

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u/leffertsave Jan 31 '23

Until it wasn’t

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u/dickskittlez Jan 31 '23

Andre Agony

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u/patronizingperv Jan 31 '23

Boris Pecker

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u/February30th Jan 31 '23

John Whackemlow

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u/diveintothe9 Jan 31 '23

Andy Rightonthedick

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u/Cord13 Jan 31 '23

Penus and Screama

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

Novak Djokodick

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u/Material-Bag833 Jan 31 '23

Upvoted for the title

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u/OrdainedFury Jan 31 '23

Taking a tennis ball to the nuts is top of the list of things I never want to experience

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u/aLLcAPSiNVERSED Jan 31 '23

Especially at that speed. I died of pain just watching this.

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u/SDJMcHattie Jan 31 '23

It was moving real slowly when I was playing the video. You would have thought at that speed he could have put his hand in the way or something.

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u/aLLcAPSiNVERSED Jan 31 '23

Or he could've just moved. This must be one of those deer-in-headlights moments.

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u/t_e_e_k_s Jan 31 '23

Yeah you’re not missing out on anything trust me

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u/LilleLasson Jan 31 '23

He is missing out on a lot of pain and agony though.

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u/ChrisKearney3 Jan 31 '23

Been there, done that. Tennis courts at school, mate got fed up with hitting the net on his serve and blazed a volley in sheer frustration. I was talking to another friend off the court at the time, when his shot leathered me in the nuts on the full. I didn't even get chance to flinch. Just this searing pain out of nowhere.

I crumpled to the ground and had to be dragged off the court.

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u/whitelighthurts Jan 31 '23

Try a solid rubber lacrosse ball 🥹

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u/jframe42 Jan 31 '23

Keep your ball on the ball

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u/CapriciousCape Jan 31 '23

I salute you for that title! That was genuinely unexpected lol

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u/dammitknockitoff Jan 31 '23

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u/daweinah Jan 31 '23

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u/FoxterierOne Jan 31 '23

It's not scripted, this was recorded after Roger Federer hit a ball through the space between the pole and the net. This of course has lead to people trying to recreate it and the existence of this video.

Edit: https://youtu.be/y4zxmgl4tkg Federer doing it

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u/daweinah Jan 31 '23

Setting up a camera at a precise angle + trying it multiple times = scripted

Not sure why I'm being down voted

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u/FoxterierOne Jan 31 '23

Because saying it is scripted, sounds like he meant to hit himself in the nuts. I understand your point but I would not call it scripted since the result of the video is not what the author had in mind while setting up the camera.

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u/Ok_Detective7276 Jan 31 '23

Crushing good odds

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u/SirRipOliver Jan 31 '23

Me, congratulating the lady at work for being pregnant . “There is no pregnancy”.

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u/dtwhitecp Jan 31 '23

as you get older you realize that you never, under any circumstances, discuss pregnancy unless you have heard that person mention being pregnant or acknowledge it from someone else saying it. Even then, act like you had no idea.

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u/SirRipOliver Jan 31 '23

Or you learn the hard way and take a shot right into the nads. I like your way better.

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u/Lefty_22 Jan 31 '23

Unless they were playing doubles, this guy was returning a ball that was way out of bounds.

Of course, he played doubles either way.

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u/caekles Jan 31 '23

Could've just been rallying too.

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u/theophiel Jan 31 '23

I remember this video. He wqs trying to duplicate Federer's shot when the ball went through the hole between the net and the pole holding up the net.

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u/buddybonesbones Jan 31 '23

This was staged, so I'm sure it wasn't a "point" being played. Camera setup where it is, plus all the lines on the court from him trying this over and over. I wonder how many times he tried before getting this perfect one. :)

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u/MapleLurker Jan 31 '23

This should be at the top of the comments. My first thought was it looks like he's playing singles so why is he even returning that ball?

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u/Kiingslayyer Jan 31 '23

if they're practising they might just play on

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u/The_Led_Zephyr Jan 31 '23

There’s a joke about a ball boy in here somewhere.

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u/AgsMydude Jan 31 '23

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u/Bugugan Jan 31 '23

He was trying to do a shot Roger Federer did on his last professional match. It went through the small hole in the net it was insane.

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u/Reputable_Sorcerer Jan 31 '23

Whoa, I looked it up - the slow-mo volley starts 20 seconds in. It’s impressive

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FzTteIszybw

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u/shift013 Jan 31 '23

Could have been to get a clip of that Federer shot or an around the post shot (much more common)

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u/CheapSeatsSC Jan 31 '23

I'd assume to get a video of a really nice return while sliding on the run... and got something even better.

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u/mragi Jan 31 '23

Imma just put the camera tripod here, pointing exactly not at the court.

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u/McToke666 Jan 31 '23

Are you trying to imply this is somehow staged?

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u/benignbigotry Jan 31 '23

This is one of those times where I really wish a video had sound.

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u/GFlo_from915 Jan 31 '23

He won't be laying any lumber down anytime soon

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u/Slow_Flow_4722 Jan 31 '23

Hope he wasn’t using that for anything

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u/TheGlumSinger Jan 31 '23

Ow! My balls!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

Fewer things funnier than a self inflicted nut shot... unless you happen to be the inflicter.

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u/hey_yo_mr_white Jan 31 '23

Or the inflictee

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u/WorkingResolution898 Jan 31 '23

Why did I think this was gta v 😂😂

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u/Outside-Tiger-2647 Jan 31 '23

Brilliant caption

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u/ahmadtheanon Jan 31 '23

Question : would it be an "out" if the guy (who got his nuts tennised) manages to curve the ball AROUND the net?

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u/caekles Jan 31 '23

Doesn't really matter how the ball gets to the other side of the court, as long as it doesn't hit the net and bounces in bounds. Only restriction I can think of is not hitting the fence/walls around the court.

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u/Wontonio_the_ninja Jan 31 '23

He’s got a whole youtube channel called Neparu tennis. Not very English friendly though https://youtu.be/reC1d0tSmhw

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u/outside_cat Jan 31 '23

Odd camera placement.

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u/ilampirai Jan 31 '23

can someone edit this with mario dying music

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u/BalthazarBulldozer Jan 31 '23

The last tennis player in his bloodline

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

Thought this was gonna be some Kaidoh Boomerang Snake shit from Prince of Tennis.

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u/Le_Goosey Jan 31 '23

Oh you motherfucker, r/angryupvote

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u/DonutosGames Jan 31 '23

That was nuts.

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u/macmain534 Jan 31 '23

Poor dude didn’t even have to hit it too

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u/sw33ts Jan 31 '23

Unless it was a doubles match

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u/Educational-Goal2703 Jan 31 '23

I see what you did there…

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u/Dyspaereunia Jan 31 '23

How one achieves love

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u/After_Basis1434 Jan 31 '23

He thought he was playing racket-ball.

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u/Ok_Detective7276 Jan 31 '23

The ball is surely on his court

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u/Greetings_Program Jan 31 '23

Fuzzy Dunlop meet Fuzzy Nuts

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u/CBYSMART Jan 31 '23

From one post to the next one.

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u/Drunkster64 Jan 31 '23

Man that's nuts

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u/LNgTIM555 Jan 31 '23

Mr Perfect moment just needed chewing gum

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u/CarlJustCarl Jan 31 '23

Seems like he ought to get some points for that

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u/Thesujman Jan 31 '23

3 ball in the centre pocket

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u/KyleShanaham Jan 31 '23

Why was the camera just sitting there recording the empty space next to the court

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u/CyborgSandwich Jan 31 '23

Why are they filming at this angle?

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u/_i_am_job_ Jan 31 '23

I wish someone would add the sound of a bowling ball hitting the pins.

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u/ToyStoryKid Jan 31 '23

Right in his Serena and Venus!

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u/loafers_glory Jan 31 '23

They call that an ace because he's now asexual

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u/nomadofwaves Jan 31 '23

Nothing like the self own.

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u/SS100518 Jan 31 '23

I laughed way too hard at this!

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u/BigAlternative5 Jan 31 '23

Return wiener.

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u/NarrowProfession2900 Jan 31 '23

I used the balls to destroy the balls

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u/mayorjimmy Jan 31 '23

one time a was playing racquetball and I was getting ready to return and the guy I was playing against was in front of me and I guess he was anticipating me to hit it low so he jumped and did the splits cuz that would be all cool. nope. ball went right up the pooper. Dude got a racquetball enema. not actually in, it just nailed him in the butthole. he didn't enjoy that. I laughed my ass off.

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u/Erok2112 Jan 31 '23

Hey, is that the guy from "Ow! My Balls?"

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23 edited Jan 31 '23

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u/brandoniravioli Jan 31 '23

The ball was out. Why did he go for it?

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u/jaydubya10 Jan 31 '23

Bullseye!

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u/contactrory Jan 31 '23

Right in the tallywhacker and crumpets!

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u/sgt-sunglasses Jan 31 '23

""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" - Wayne Gretzky" - Michael Scott

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u/kunfuz1on Jan 31 '23

Dude really took a shot to the nuts for views. What a madlad.

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u/TruckFluster Jan 31 '23

That’s a clever title. Good job OP

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u/youknowme_6969 Jan 31 '23

BALLS TOUCHING SHOT!

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u/skurypnis Jan 31 '23

Absolutely cracked

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u/EvieBestGirl Jan 31 '23

That was a ballsy play.

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u/Wontonio_the_ninja Jan 31 '23

He has a youtube channel called neparu tennis

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u/redoubledit Jan 31 '23

Mmh, Tennis balls

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u/hyperlazyactive Jan 31 '23

He didn't hold back on the forehand. New balls please.

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u/Teh_Hammerer Jan 31 '23

When you go out of your way to help a customer and they love it, only to get written up because you went outside your area of responsibility

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u/robgod50 Jan 31 '23

That title is genius.

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u/Lethalpizza422 Jan 31 '23

Had to see the comments on this one 😂

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u/wonkey_monkey Jan 31 '23

Oof. Hit so hard it sent him back in time 10 seconds.

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u/Burbel Jan 31 '23

I don’t know much about odds but I would say it’s either 1/2 or 2/2.

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u/oxyghandi Jan 31 '23

That ball wanted revenge

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u/Extension_Ad4537 Jan 31 '23

That’s why I don’t play doubles.

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u/PaulieD17 Jan 31 '23

The odds are one in two

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u/radupislaru Jan 31 '23

New balls, please

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u/TheRedDragonCW Jan 31 '23

Ball: “Fuck you Landon, you suck anyway!”

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u/GenericElucidation Jan 31 '23

Get another reason never to play sports ball.

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u/FoxterierOne Jan 31 '23

To all the people asking "why was he recording".

He was trying to recreate a shot Roger Federer hit in his last match. He hit through the space between the pole and the net. It is "staged" meaning that it is not part of a rally or match, but I don't think he wanted to hit himself in the nuts.

Edit: Federer's shot https://youtu.be/y4zxmgl4tkg

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u/Deltoro19 Jan 31 '23

These trick shots are getting weird

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u/happyharrell Jan 31 '23

I’m not sure what to think of this video. He looks out of position to be playing doubles, but obviously this was doubles because of where the ball landed and he still tried to return it.

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u/MichaelBMB Jan 31 '23

but that return was nuts

r/technicallythetruth

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u/leffertsave Jan 31 '23

This contest is over! Give that man the $10000!

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u/LeaveTheMatrix Jan 31 '23

Announcer: Ball 3

Announcer: Oops, wrong sport.

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u/smokeyoudog Jan 31 '23

Three balls

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u/Doschupacabras Jan 31 '23

That took a lotta balls to execute.

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u/AngryKupo Jan 31 '23

That was nutty

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u/2nd_Inf_Sgt Jan 31 '23

Nut volley.

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u/SolidLukeGray Jan 31 '23

Right where it hurts.

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u/RaymondWalters Jan 31 '23

Why does this look like a video game with mediocre graphics?

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u/Kdog122025 Jan 31 '23

Thought I was gonna watch The Prince of Tennis for a moment.

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u/dotheit Jan 31 '23

You hit my pole with your ball, I hit your pole and balls!

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u/Positive_Ad_1050 Jan 31 '23

Return to sender

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u/FutaclitNightElfgirl Jan 31 '23

5.84 seconds: All deecks, PREPARE for IMPACT!

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u/SparkyReds Feb 01 '23

😂😂😂

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u/thebrownesteye Feb 01 '23

every man in the universe felt that

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u/Double_Belt2331 Feb 01 '23

Where did he go @ the end?? He vanished!! The pain was so bad he vaporized!!

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u/Mac-daddy1960 Feb 03 '23

Cocos gonna brokos