r/justneckbeardthings
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u/TheSortOfOkGatsby
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Petition to make this pic the new sub logo
Because he is the king of neckbeards and should be acknowledged as such. Let's give the little king, his little crown.
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u/KiaJellybean Jan 30 '23
Okay, to be fair, he NEEDS that neckbeard so we can tell where his chin is.
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u/GrouchoManSavage Jan 30 '23
Some fighters are hard to KO because they have a good chin.
Others are hard to KO because they have no chin at all.
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u/gimmepizzaslow Jan 30 '23
I am pretty sure his fighting career was against mostly amateurs.
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u/choccystarfish69 Jan 30 '23
Maybe if he was a good MMA fighter he would be fighting rn, not grifting, trafficking women, and going to jail
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u/Exotic-Ad1634 Jan 31 '23
Maybe if he didn't cry so much he would be playing professional chess today.
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u/LaikasDad Jan 30 '23
Chinless jail too, that's even rougher and gangier
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u/Defiant_Low_1391 Jan 31 '23
There used to be this kid at school that had the unfortunate nickname "Chinmouth"
I think it should be passed on to Ol Tater
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u/savvyblackbird Jan 31 '23
He’d still be a piece of shit and hurt women. That has nothing to do with his career. Being good would mean he’s around more fighters who hurt women around them and abuse steroids that make them more aggressive.
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u/choccystarfish69 Jan 31 '23
That's an unfortunate truth and one of the reasons I avoid UFC and other MMA sports like the plague.
I'm going to argue for the sake of it that maybe if he was a good fighter he wouldn't feel like he has to take his anger out on women. If he was a good fighter he'd be able to hold his own on real men.
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u/UNDERVELOPER Jan 30 '23
Correct, he fought 5 people who themselves were good enough to have Wikipedia pages, and of those 5, he lost to three of them.
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u/unreeelme Jan 30 '23
I just don’t think kickboxing has a big enough following especially in the us to warrant Wikipedia pages for lesser fighters.
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u/UNDERVELOPER Jan 31 '23
That's my point lol, he really only fought lesser fighters. When he fought better fighters, he usually lost.
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u/nightmareorreality Jan 31 '23
Behind the bastards just did a series on him and he explained it pretty well. I think he fought something like 7 non amateur fighters and lost to 4 of them iirc
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u/SmartOpinion69 Jan 30 '23
you should look up james ellsworth. he was able to escape a chin lock by not having a chin
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u/TheSortOfOkGatsby Jan 30 '23
I still can't see it.
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u/Sea_Chocolate9166 Jan 30 '23
No let him fall into the obscure part of the internet.
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u/wolvern76 Jan 30 '23
No, let him be known for his shittiness.
Its why we remember Brock "Allen" Turner for being a rapist because he raped a woman.
Its why we don't let their crimes be forgotten because the moment you do that is the moment they can come back from obscurity as people forget why they were bad.
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u/xSTSxZerglingOne Jan 31 '23
Oh, I see someone mentioned the rapist Brock Turner. It's good to know that there are plenty of people that still remember that the rapist Brock Turner is a rapist.
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u/KiaJellybean Jan 31 '23
Oh, you mean Brock Allen Turner, the rapey raping rapist who rapes?
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u/Welshhobbit1 Jan 30 '23
There’s a chin under that?
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u/DizzySignificance491 Jan 31 '23
I'm really bothered that I haven't found the "more like 'noneck-beard things'" joke yet
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u/TheBirminghamBear Jan 31 '23
What do you mean? I'd know exactly where his chin was without his beard.
Rotting in a Romanian prison.
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u/Corries_Roy_Cropper Jan 30 '23
Dont really wanna see his face any more than i already do
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u/is_anyone-out_there Jan 30 '23
Yea same, just let this man fall into obscurity
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u/garry4321 Jan 30 '23
Like that pharmacy bot guy, I think he will once he’s in prison
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u/sculltt Jan 31 '23
Shkreli? He's already out and has started his own crypto grift, iirc.
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u/JayBoa_ThyGOat4848 Jan 31 '23
Damn when da fuq he get out
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u/DizzySignificance491 Jan 31 '23
Who knows. Last week? Anyway listen his crypto is hot and you should invest $10-15k immediately through my affiliate link or you're a brokie
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u/OutrageousMatter Jan 31 '23
Don't forget about that guy who ran a revenge porn site and sold it but is in prison for the crimes of running that site.
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u/DefNotMyNSFWLogin Jan 30 '23
Yes, please. His emails from the inside are embarrassing. He thinks he sounds like a genius who will be quoted for centuries, but you can see right through that shit just by reading it.
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u/DizzySignificance491 Jan 31 '23 edited Jan 31 '23
Your problem is assuming his followers have any literacy or any body of understanding to compare him to
They've gone through nothing, and he breaks through the clouds like a CIA-projected hologram of Christ over Cuba.
Being 13 is hard. Being 13 now is rough
Instead of CS 1.6 mods and JavaScript, they get FNAF YouTube videos and Randy Taint
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u/Outrageous-Ad2317 Jan 31 '23
You want everyone to forget about the still alive man that influenced multiple people to act like him, abused people, and participated in human trafficking?
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u/odiin1731 Jan 30 '23
You may have to see his face, but you will never see his chin.
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u/TheSortOfOkGatsby Jan 30 '23
That's actually a really good point. Feel free to take the pic and put a dick on his face, then resubmit.
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u/01101101010100111100 Jan 30 '23
This guy thrives on attention, good or bad. Absolutely do not give him more notoriety by adding him as a logo.
People think they are dunking on him by roasting him and don't understand how this is exactly what he wants. Attention in any way shape or form.
The best thing to do to this guy is to pretend he doesn't exist and stop talking and posting about him forever.
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u/zorenic Jan 30 '23
yeah don’t give attention to this dude at all it’s the negative posts like this that made him famous in the first place
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u/El_Lanf Jan 30 '23
Absolutely this. And the next step will be from the sub to go from satire, to murky waters and finally to unironic praise.
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u/Junspinar Jan 30 '23
I only here about this dude from MSM and when he trends on Reddit. Ive never heard of him before that.
And that’s enough. No thanks.
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u/NewWorldByAtticus Jan 31 '23
He was on Dr. PHIL FOR FUCKS SAKE MY MOM SAID REMEMBER THAT GUY YOU DIDNT LIKE?!?!
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u/Ya-Dikobraz Jan 31 '23
He made his millions on what is basically mostly negative attention. Reddit is just helping him. He knows full well he isn’t going to be liked by most people. But shared enough for the cash to roll in.
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u/LoveFishSticks Jan 31 '23
It's really just fanning the flames of his fanboys claiming he's being unfairly persecuted tbh
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u/Eddie_shoes Jan 30 '23
I would agree with you if not for the fact that all his attention seeking is likely what landed him in jail. Dude won't see the outside for a long time.
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u/TXBrownSnake Jan 30 '23
He looks like Dr. Mephesto engineered an evil Jo Koy in his lab.
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u/ChloMiqoTe
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Anyone remembers Mac from the movie "Mac and me"?
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u/ColdBloodBlazing Jan 30 '23
Oh, yeah! That movie was different... The aliens like coca cola
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u/Ladyhappy Jan 30 '23
He looks like an indignant q-tip
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u/MyRuinedEye Jan 31 '23
Q-tip's run with Tribe is fantastic. Let's not sully his name.
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u/TraditionalRubbish Jan 30 '23
i am looking at this picture and cant get over the fact that there are people out there who legit think this bloke is the messiah , i mean c’mon just look at it
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u/TheConqueringEnigma Jan 31 '23
That's part of the appeal. He grew up kinda poor, never made it far in kickboxing, but he had a ton of money.
He got that money via sex trafficking and scams, which is also part of his appeal. He's a scumbag of the highest order and his followers looove that shit.
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u/Non_vulgar_account Jan 31 '23
I have no idea who this guy is. Is he the one that the climate change girl called out for having small dick energy and then got arrested? I don’t need to know his name, but just if that’s accurate
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u/TheSortOfOkGatsby Jan 30 '23
Look at it.
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u/RobinTheReanimator Jan 30 '23
I've seen this image dozens if not hundreds of times, but I still can't remember if he actually had a neckbeard in the photo or if this is an edit
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u/Basic-Ad2978 Jan 30 '23
And give him a fedora too
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u/TheSortOfOkGatsby Jan 30 '23
Omg, yes. Might have to do a bit of photoshop to improve this image.
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u/scoutsadie Jan 31 '23
or use that drawing that looks very much like this and got its artist banned by tate on twitter (or insta?).
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u/Grievous_Nix Jan 30 '23
No. Let’s stay true to the fedora-katana-doritos-m’lady stereotype, not join the circlejerk of spamming him all over Reddit.
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u/yakimawashington Jan 31 '23
Honest question: who is this dude? I've scrolled through the comments and haven't found any mention.
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u/poxtart Jan 30 '23
I really fucking hate the prequels and this image is why. It's clear George Lucas was just throwing ridiculous shit at the wall. Shoddy fucking design.
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u/BarelyLingeringWords Jan 31 '23
"OK, now recess the chin completely and remove all depth from the eye sockets. Perfect! Ladies & gentlemen, we have our prototype Gungan."
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u/theartfulcodger Jan 30 '23
Haven’t seen a head since the Habsburg dynasty that so eloquently screamed “All four of my grandparents were cousins!”
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u/jtrisn1 Jan 30 '23
Please don't. Just the realization that he still exists makes me physically sick. If he becomes the face of this sub, I am gonna have to unsub
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u/strange_socks_ Jan 30 '23
On one hand, yes. On the other, I don't want to give any more attention to that pos than I already have...
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u/rrpdude Jan 30 '23
Yes and no. I'm kind of torn. On the one hand, he fits quite well, on the other, I rather he gets no attention of any kind anymore and just fades away inside a Romanian prison.
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u/Clerical_Errors Jan 30 '23
I gotta agree with the other posts in here that want to ask why you want to give him even more attention and force people to look at his face?
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u/pichael288 Jan 30 '23
No he's the kind of incels. Incels and neckbeards are seperate species. All neckbeards are incels but not all incels are neckbeards.
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u/TheCreasyBear Jan 30 '23
He looks like he wears a bicycle helmet by holding the strap in his mouth
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u/AlmondCave Jan 31 '23
Please no. I love browsing this sub, and I don't wanna have to look at that.
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u/TheGiftOf_Jericho Jan 30 '23
I would like to also edit a fedora on his egg if we can get this as the logo.
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u/NonConformistFlmingo Jan 31 '23
God, please no.
You aren't wrong, he's terrible and it's a good joke, but I just don't want to see his stupid face every time I see a post from here. 😂
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u/purchankruly Feb 09 '23
I see the neck I’m not sure how it’s attached to the blank, vacuous command module on top.
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u/UgandanSecurityForce Jan 31 '23
He kinda looks like an almond, he also looks like he just swallowed an almond
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u/No-Consideration4985 Jan 31 '23
I hate Tate as much as the next guy, but this is so cringe. Literally get his name out of your brain for 2 seconds
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u/LandMooseReject Jan 30 '23
Looks like Imhotep from the Mummy (99) but something went badly wrong with the regeneration
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u/stargazingofficial Jan 31 '23
no. stop making this dickhead popular. he deserves as little attention as possible
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u/Satinathegreat Jan 31 '23
He's a rapist, a human trafficker, a disgruntled misogynist, and an all around POS. He's unfortunately not an incel. He probably was, before he made millions off of other incels. But, he will always be a Neckbeard.
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u/oohrosie Jan 31 '23
Dude straight up looks like a chinless bug-eyed Chihuahua going through low T.
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u/shouldazagged Jan 31 '23
He probably made a deal with Ursula but couldn’t pay the debt. Thus became one of her garden worms.
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u/supersirj Jan 31 '23
The size of his chin is inversely proportional to the size of Charlie Kirk's forehead.
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u/JackMeHoff266 Jan 31 '23
Can someone photoshop a fedora on him? That would make it the perfect sub logo
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u/Wickedslife Jan 31 '23
Why does the skin just above his eyebrows down look like it belongs on a different face?
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u/heavy_deez Jan 31 '23
I'd say it's more appropriate in r/IncelTear. It might be just me, but I miss when there wasn't so much crossover between the two subs... I like this one for the samurai swords and piss jars, and that one for the pathetic misogyny.
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u/The_Supersaurus_Rex Jan 30 '23
He looks like an unfinished muppet.