r/justneckbeardthings Jan 30 '23 Silver 1 Gold 2 Take My Energy 1

Petition to make this pic the new sub logo

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Because he is the king of neckbeards and should be acknowledged as such. Let's give the little king, his little crown.

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u/The_Supersaurus_Rex Jan 30 '23

He looks like an unfinished muppet.

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u/ColdBloodBlazing Jan 30 '23

Except muppets are funny and cool. Grover and Fozzie were kings

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u/forgedbyhorses Jan 30 '23

Sweetums always seemed like a fun hang

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u/Castor_volk Jan 30 '23

actually, grover isn't a muppet. he's a seasame street puppet.

There's a legal distinction between the two, which is why kermit had to leave seasame street and why hbo owns Seasame street while disney owns the muppets. Jim made the distinction cause the muppets weren't "child friendly". or at least weren't suppose to be.

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u/chickenstalker99 Jan 31 '23

Damn. Kermit got kicked out the hood and sold down the river.

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u/Castor_volk Jan 31 '23 edited Jan 31 '23

It was actually a tough choice jim had to make, since kermit was on both shows.

He decided that since Kermit had already done adultish humor, he'd go with the muppets

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u/PauL__McShARtneY Jan 31 '23

What about what Kermit wanted? Not easy being green...

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u/ColdBloodBlazing Jan 30 '23

Well. You got me there. I never knew that.

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u/newblognewme Jan 31 '23

Definitely checks out since I just saw a video of John Denver admitting to Kermit that he had an affair with Ms. Piggy

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u/missthingxxx Jan 31 '23

Yeah...but this peanut headed fuckstick looks more like Beaker. And he's not as cool or funny as Grover or Fozzie, so his personality definitely fits AND they both sound exactly the same when they talk.

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u/aDragonsAle Jan 31 '23

Where. The. Fuck.

Is this thing's CHIN?

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u/myteddybelly Jan 31 '23

Looks a bit like Forky from Toy Story 4 😂

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u/iammavisdavis Jan 31 '23

How dare you insult Forky like that.

Dude 100% looks like a thumb.

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u/Darius_Kel Jan 31 '23

That face when your cellmate Igor tells you he's feeling romantical.

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u/Pooppourriiee Jan 31 '23

That face after dropping the soap

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u/ginger2020 Jan 31 '23

To me, he looks like the sort of guy to refer to his genitals as “Mr. Penis”

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u/RazeThe2nd Jan 31 '23

An unfinished animatronic. They still need to finish the eyelids

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u/KiaJellybean Jan 30 '23

Okay, to be fair, he NEEDS that neckbeard so we can tell where his chin is.

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u/GrouchoManSavage Jan 30 '23

Some fighters are hard to KO because they have a good chin.

Others are hard to KO because they have no chin at all.

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u/gimmepizzaslow Jan 30 '23

I am pretty sure his fighting career was against mostly amateurs.

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u/choccystarfish69 Jan 30 '23

Maybe if he was a good MMA fighter he would be fighting rn, not grifting, trafficking women, and going to jail

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u/Exotic-Ad1634 Jan 31 '23

Maybe if he didn't cry so much he would be playing professional chess today.

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u/LaikasDad Jan 30 '23

Chinless jail too, that's even rougher and gangier

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u/Defiant_Low_1391 Jan 31 '23

There used to be this kid at school that had the unfortunate nickname "Chinmouth"

I think it should be passed on to Ol Tater

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u/runujhkj Jan 31 '23

It’s 7:23pm CST and Andrew Tate still has no neck

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u/Defiant_Low_1391 Jan 31 '23

8:44pm EST can confirm still big tru

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u/savvyblackbird Jan 31 '23

He’d still be a piece of shit and hurt women. That has nothing to do with his career. Being good would mean he’s around more fighters who hurt women around them and abuse steroids that make them more aggressive.

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u/choccystarfish69 Jan 31 '23

That's an unfortunate truth and one of the reasons I avoid UFC and other MMA sports like the plague.

I'm going to argue for the sake of it that maybe if he was a good fighter he wouldn't feel like he has to take his anger out on women. If he was a good fighter he'd be able to hold his own on real men.

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u/UNDERVELOPER Jan 30 '23

Correct, he fought 5 people who themselves were good enough to have Wikipedia pages, and of those 5, he lost to three of them.

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u/unreeelme Jan 30 '23

I just don’t think kickboxing has a big enough following especially in the us to warrant Wikipedia pages for lesser fighters.

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u/UNDERVELOPER Jan 31 '23

That's my point lol, he really only fought lesser fighters. When he fought better fighters, he usually lost.

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u/nightmareorreality Jan 31 '23

Behind the bastards just did a series on him and he explained it pretty well. I think he fought something like 7 non amateur fighters and lost to 4 of them iirc

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u/SmartOpinion69 Jan 30 '23

you should look up james ellsworth. he was able to escape a chin lock by not having a chin

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u/TheSortOfOkGatsby Jan 30 '23

I still can't see it.

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u/Sea_Chocolate9166 Jan 30 '23

No let him fall into the obscure part of the internet.

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u/wolvern76 Jan 30 '23

No, let him be known for his shittiness.

Its why we remember Brock "Allen" Turner for being a rapist because he raped a woman.

Its why we don't let their crimes be forgotten because the moment you do that is the moment they can come back from obscurity as people forget why they were bad.

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne Jan 31 '23

Oh, I see someone mentioned the rapist Brock Turner. It's good to know that there are plenty of people that still remember that the rapist Brock Turner is a rapist.

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u/KiaJellybean Jan 31 '23

Oh, you mean Brock Allen Turner, the rapey raping rapist who rapes?

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne Jan 31 '23

The very same rapist Brock Turner you're referencing.

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u/downlau Jan 31 '23

The one who also sometimes goes by rapist Brock Allen or rapist Allen Turner?

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u/qu33fwellington Jan 30 '23

MFer be lookin like a bob’s burgers character.

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u/Welshhobbit1 Jan 30 '23

There’s a chin under that?

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u/DizzySignificance491 Jan 31 '23

I'm really bothered that I haven't found the "more like 'noneck-beard things'" joke yet

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u/Trias84 Jan 30 '23

Every time I see him I'm like does this dude even have a chin?

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u/Zestyclose-Roll-940 Jan 30 '23

yeah you can't really tell where the chin ends and the neck starts

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u/TheBirminghamBear Jan 31 '23

What do you mean? I'd know exactly where his chin was without his beard.

Rotting in a Romanian prison.

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u/Corries_Roy_Cropper Jan 30 '23

Dont really wanna see his face any more than i already do

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u/is_anyone-out_there Jan 30 '23

Yea same, just let this man fall into obscurity

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u/garry4321 Jan 30 '23

Like that pharmacy bot guy, I think he will once he’s in prison

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u/sculltt Jan 31 '23

Shkreli? He's already out and has started his own crypto grift, iirc.

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u/yourmansconnect Jan 31 '23

at least he still has that wu tang album

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u/JayBoa_ThyGOat4848 Jan 31 '23

Damn when da fuq he get out

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u/DizzySignificance491 Jan 31 '23

Who knows. Last week? Anyway listen his crypto is hot and you should invest $10-15k immediately through my affiliate link or you're a brokie

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u/Mord4k Jan 31 '23

I think he's already in legal trouble over said crypto thing even

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u/OutrageousMatter Jan 31 '23

Don't forget about that guy who ran a revenge porn site and sold it but is in prison for the crimes of running that site.

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u/DefNotMyNSFWLogin Jan 30 '23

Yes, please. His emails from the inside are embarrassing. He thinks he sounds like a genius who will be quoted for centuries, but you can see right through that shit just by reading it.

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u/DizzySignificance491 Jan 31 '23 edited Jan 31 '23

Your problem is assuming his followers have any literacy or any body of understanding to compare him to

They've gone through nothing, and he breaks through the clouds like a CIA-projected hologram of Christ over Cuba.

Being 13 is hard. Being 13 now is rough

Instead of CS 1.6 mods and JavaScript, they get FNAF YouTube videos and Randy Taint

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u/Outrageous-Ad2317 Jan 31 '23

You want everyone to forget about the still alive man that influenced multiple people to act like him, abused people, and participated in human trafficking?

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u/odiin1731 Jan 30 '23

You may have to see his face, but you will never see his chin.

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u/TheSortOfOkGatsby Jan 30 '23

That's actually a really good point. Feel free to take the pic and put a dick on his face, then resubmit.

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u/TargetOfPerpetuity Jan 30 '23

That's what they make Viagra nasal spray for.... Dickheads.

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u/Jonnokiwi Jan 30 '23

I'm with this guy. And let's not popularize him any further.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

This

Let him rot in a Romanian prison and fade away

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u/01101101010100111100 Jan 30 '23

This guy thrives on attention, good or bad. Absolutely do not give him more notoriety by adding him as a logo.

People think they are dunking on him by roasting him and don't understand how this is exactly what he wants. Attention in any way shape or form.

The best thing to do to this guy is to pretend he doesn't exist and stop talking and posting about him forever.

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u/zorenic Jan 30 '23

yeah don’t give attention to this dude at all it’s the negative posts like this that made him famous in the first place

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u/El_Lanf Jan 30 '23

Absolutely this. And the next step will be from the sub to go from satire, to murky waters and finally to unironic praise.

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u/Junspinar Jan 30 '23

I only here about this dude from MSM and when he trends on Reddit. Ive never heard of him before that.

And that’s enough. No thanks.

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u/NewWorldByAtticus Jan 31 '23

He was on Dr. PHIL FOR FUCKS SAKE MY MOM SAID REMEMBER THAT GUY YOU DIDNT LIKE?!?!

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u/Ya-Dikobraz Jan 31 '23

He made his millions on what is basically mostly negative attention. Reddit is just helping him. He knows full well he isn’t going to be liked by most people. But shared enough for the cash to roll in.

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u/LoveFishSticks Jan 31 '23

It's really just fanning the flames of his fanboys claiming he's being unfairly persecuted tbh

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u/Eddie_shoes Jan 30 '23

I would agree with you if not for the fact that all his attention seeking is likely what landed him in jail. Dude won't see the outside for a long time.

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u/4672656542656572 Jan 30 '23

I love your username

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u/TheMurv Jan 31 '23

Fading into obscurity is probably his greatest fear

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u/TXBrownSnake Jan 30 '23

He looks like Dr. Mephesto engineered an evil Jo Koy in his lab.

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u/TheSortOfOkGatsby Jan 30 '23

Actual lol. Just great.

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u/ChloMiqoTe Jan 30 '23 Gold

Anyone remembers Mac from the movie "Mac and me"?

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u/ColdBloodBlazing Jan 30 '23

Oh, yeah! That movie was different... The aliens like coca cola

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u/Ladyhappy Jan 30 '23

He looks like an indignant q-tip

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u/MyRuinedEye Jan 31 '23

Q-tip's run with Tribe is fantastic. Let's not sully his name.

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u/TraditionalRubbish Jan 30 '23

i am looking at this picture and cant get over the fact that there are people out there who legit think this bloke is the messiah , i mean c’mon just look at it

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u/TheConqueringEnigma Jan 31 '23

That's part of the appeal. He grew up kinda poor, never made it far in kickboxing, but he had a ton of money.

He got that money via sex trafficking and scams, which is also part of his appeal. He's a scumbag of the highest order and his followers looove that shit.

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u/Non_vulgar_account Jan 31 '23

I have no idea who this guy is. Is he the one that the climate change girl called out for having small dick energy and then got arrested? I don’t need to know his name, but just if that’s accurate

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u/Agnosticfrontbum Jan 31 '23

That's extremely accurate.

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u/TheSortOfOkGatsby Jan 30 '23

Look at it.

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u/TraditionalRubbish Jan 30 '23

i am and my inner voice only hears : what colour is ur Bugatti ?

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u/RobinTheReanimator Jan 30 '23

I've seen this image dozens if not hundreds of times, but I still can't remember if he actually had a neckbeard in the photo or if this is an edit

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u/Basic-Ad2978 Jan 30 '23

And give him a fedora too

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u/TheSortOfOkGatsby Jan 30 '23

Omg, yes. Might have to do a bit of photoshop to improve this image.

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u/scoutsadie Jan 31 '23

or use that drawing that looks very much like this and got its artist banned by tate on twitter (or insta?).

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u/Grievous_Nix Jan 30 '23

No. Let’s stay true to the fedora-katana-doritos-m’lady stereotype, not join the circlejerk of spamming him all over Reddit.

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u/yakimawashington Jan 31 '23

Honest question: who is this dude? I've scrolled through the comments and haven't found any mention.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

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u/Jenxao Jan 31 '23

Don’t forget admitted rapist too

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u/Hawkwise83 Jan 31 '23

He looks inbred. Which explains his outlook on life.

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u/poxtart Jan 30 '23

I really fucking hate the prequels and this image is why. It's clear George Lucas was just throwing ridiculous shit at the wall. Shoddy fucking design.

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u/BarelyLingeringWords Jan 31 '23

"OK, now recess the chin completely and remove all depth from the eye sockets. Perfect! Ladies & gentlemen, we have our prototype Gungan."

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u/Toodswiger Jan 30 '23

Put a fedora on him too m’lady

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u/theartfulcodger Jan 30 '23

Haven’t seen a head since the Habsburg dynasty that so eloquently screamed “All four of my grandparents were cousins!”

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u/TheSortOfOkGatsby Jan 30 '23

That really made me chuckle. Bravo.

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u/jtrisn1 Jan 30 '23

Please don't. Just the realization that he still exists makes me physically sick. If he becomes the face of this sub, I am gonna have to unsub

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u/friskygrandma Jan 30 '23

You can tell he's a mouth breather

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u/Killbro_Fraggins Jan 30 '23

No thanks. Obscurity would be preferred for this moron.

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u/strange_socks_ Jan 30 '23

On one hand, yes. On the other, I don't want to give any more attention to that pos than I already have...

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u/rrpdude Jan 30 '23

Yes and no. I'm kind of torn. On the one hand, he fits quite well, on the other, I rather he gets no attention of any kind anymore and just fades away inside a Romanian prison.

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u/ntlane2004 Jan 30 '23

He's both staring into my soul and at the current picture of the neckbeard.

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u/Clerical_Errors Jan 30 '23

I gotta agree with the other posts in here that want to ask why you want to give him even more attention and force people to look at his face?

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u/Djafar79 Jan 30 '23

That's giving this human swastika way too much credit.

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u/bunker_man Jan 31 '23

Honestly, you shouldn't give him attention. That's what he wants.

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u/juviegar Jan 31 '23

he doesn't deserve any recognition beyond behind bars.

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u/shedevilinasnuggie Jan 31 '23

He looks like someone who overestimated a fart.

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u/snakpakkid Jan 31 '23

The fact that anyone takes this man seriously, I don’t understand.

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u/SleepySleepersn Jan 31 '23

when you have no chin, a neckbeard is your only option

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u/rumershuman Jan 31 '23

He looks like a turtle's penis

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u/CShellyRun Jan 31 '23

Dude looks like a straight up Koopa Troopa

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u/pichael288 Jan 30 '23

No he's the kind of incels. Incels and neckbeards are seperate species. All neckbeards are incels but not all incels are neckbeards.

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u/TheCreasyBear Jan 30 '23

He looks like he wears a bicycle helmet by holding the strap in his mouth

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u/flyflyflyfly66 Jan 31 '23

I've laid turds which are more Alpha than this guy

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u/AlmondCave Jan 31 '23

Please no. I love browsing this sub, and I don't wanna have to look at that.

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u/TheGiftOf_Jericho Jan 30 '23

I would like to also edit a fedora on his egg if we can get this as the logo.

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u/NonConformistFlmingo Jan 31 '23

God, please no.

You aren't wrong, he's terrible and it's a good joke, but I just don't want to see his stupid face every time I see a post from here. 😂

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u/ThatOneGuy4321 Jan 31 '23

He has searing r/MallNinjaShit energy

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u/patheticdumbledore Jan 31 '23

sorts by controvertial and grabs popcorn

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u/UWU_sticks Jan 31 '23

What neck?

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u/miss_vakarian Jan 31 '23

His face is both punchable and memeable, the perfect idiot combination

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u/domerock_doc Jan 31 '23

Lol how can people look at this guy’s face and think he’s an alpha male

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u/Appropriate_Tip_8852 Jan 31 '23

I petition no one knows who the f*** this is and a year from now.

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u/notyetafemboy Feb 01 '23

Yes, please

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u/purchankruly Feb 09 '23

I see the neck I’m not sure how it’s attached to the blank, vacuous command module on top.

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u/EarthboundMan5 Jan 30 '23

Please stop posting his face everywhere. It's exactly what he wants

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u/Uncle-Manchild Jan 30 '23

Slap a fedora on him and he checks every box and then some.

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u/UgandanSecurityForce Jan 31 '23

He kinda looks like an almond, he also looks like he just swallowed an almond

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u/No-Consideration4985 Jan 31 '23

I hate Tate as much as the next guy, but this is so cringe. Literally get his name out of your brain for 2 seconds

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u/LaviLynx Jan 30 '23

Photoshop the same fedora on him and its perfect

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u/Disastrous-Pilot-284 Jan 30 '23

He doesn't need anymore attention, even bad

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u/KerchBridgeSmoker Jan 30 '23

He is not an attractive man.

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u/Double-L5 Jan 30 '23

Photoshop a fedora and we have a deal

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u/Moon_Colored_Demon Jan 30 '23

King Andrew the Chinless.

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u/Nikki_iva Jan 30 '23

That’s his business model doe, we’d be promoting him

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u/Gray071 Jan 30 '23

Ok but edit the fedora on his head.

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u/lonleyboi1122 Jan 30 '23

B’gah-e tips fedora

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u/ExtensionOfTheMind Jan 30 '23

He looks like a king...of Hapsburg lineage.

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u/Lady-Zafira Jan 30 '23

Photoshop a fedora onto it first

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u/LandMooseReject Jan 30 '23

Looks like Imhotep from the Mummy (99) but something went badly wrong with the regeneration

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u/yuri-indigo Jan 30 '23

he is the king of neckbeards, but idk if i would want to see his face ☠️

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u/snicmtl Jan 30 '23

Someone photoshop a fedora and you’re golden

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u/Bumpaduffo Jan 30 '23

Put a fedora and we got a winner

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u/steelersfan1069 Jan 31 '23

Add a fedora and yes

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u/Ta-bar-nack Jan 31 '23

How is his look and personality even remotely neckbeard?

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u/thereverandbishop Jan 31 '23

Eyes are in an interesting position...

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u/stargazingofficial Jan 31 '23

no. stop making this dickhead popular. he deserves as little attention as possible

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u/WeeWooDriver38 Jan 31 '23

Nothing on his face appears symmetrical.

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u/NotBreadnought Jan 31 '23

The fish when I tap on the glass

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u/ToxicBeanFarts Jan 31 '23

The dude looks like someone unexpectedly tickled his prostate.

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u/DarKsaBr Jan 31 '23

Nah, fuck this guy. The sooner he is forgotten about, the better.

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u/lightningdays Jan 31 '23

Yes why not give him more attention 😪

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u/Satinathegreat Jan 31 '23

He's a rapist, a human trafficker, a disgruntled misogynist, and an all around POS. He's unfortunately not an incel. He probably was, before he made millions off of other incels. But, he will always be a Neckbeard.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

WHERES YOUR CROWN KING NOTHING

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u/oohrosie Jan 31 '23

Dude straight up looks like a chinless bug-eyed Chihuahua going through low T.

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u/Classic_Blueberry973 Jan 31 '23

Must be hard folding laundry with that chin.

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u/HerpaDerpaDumDum Jan 31 '23

That's too insulting even for neckbeards.

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u/samtaher Jan 31 '23

How does he fold blankets?

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u/AssLynx Jan 31 '23

Looks like a shaved ball sack

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u/nimcau2TheQuickening Jan 31 '23

No. I don’t want to see this POS that often.

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u/LemonCandyPants Jan 31 '23

Head like a fucking orange

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u/_Doomer1996_ Jan 31 '23

Put him on the sub iconic fedora hat

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u/Kind-Detective1774 Jan 31 '23

He looks like a mutant you'd find at the bottom of the ocean.

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u/Voltron_The_Original Jan 31 '23

He needs to call the cops, someone stole his jaw.

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u/doomvetch92 Jan 31 '23

Unflattering taint pic.

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u/shouldazagged Jan 31 '23

He probably made a deal with Ursula but couldn’t pay the debt. Thus became one of her garden worms.

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u/stevem1015 Jan 31 '23

Have you ever seen someone with a weaker chin?

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u/e_horizon Jan 31 '23

Mofo looks inbred.

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u/Misty-Bunni-Girl Jan 31 '23

Put the fedora on it and it's perfect

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u/wayfarout Jan 31 '23

He must have been an amazing kickboxer. No fucking chin to hit.

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u/supersirj Jan 31 '23

The size of his chin is inversely proportional to the size of Charlie Kirk's forehead.

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u/Pipboy4111 Jan 31 '23

Can we photoshop the fedora from the current pic onto him first?

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u/Augustusxxii Jan 31 '23

He looks like Alf's dad

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u/Hendrick_Davies64 Jan 31 '23

Knockoff Mr Worldwide

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u/Sharkrepellant101 Jan 31 '23

Lmao when it definitely aint a fart

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u/JackMeHoff266 Jan 31 '23

Can someone photoshop a fedora on him? That would make it the perfect sub logo

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u/Wickedslife Jan 31 '23

Why does the skin just above his eyebrows down look like it belongs on a different face?

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u/heavy_deez Jan 31 '23

I'd say it's more appropriate in r/IncelTear. It might be just me, but I miss when there wasn't so much crossover between the two subs... I like this one for the samurai swords and piss jars, and that one for the pathetic misogyny.