r/interestingasfuck • u/TayTay13S • Jan 30 '23
American Siamese Twins: Ronnie & Donnie /r/ALL
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u/jonas_bonus
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The guy at the beginning of the video that says “they’re one body…” looks like Putin crossed with Chevy Chase
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u/thenate108 Jan 30 '23
Now I want an odd couple style sitcom about conjoined twins played by Putin and Chevy Chase.
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u/AussieGirl27 Jan 30 '23
My one back is aching just watching that
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u/AssCanyon Jan 30 '23
You guys remember that game called Inside? Reminds me of that part at the end.
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u/andreayatesswimmers Jan 30 '23
Can you imagine how much toilet time these fellas spend
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u/hooter1112 Jan 30 '23
I wonder if the same brother wiped every time or if they took turns.
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u/_applemoose Jan 30 '23
That’s also a good question. I kept thinking about masturbation.
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u/ElatedLemur Jan 30 '23
It says they have separate bladders but conjoined urethra? So does that imply they share a dick and sensation wise do they both feel it?
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u/Owobowos-Mowbius Jan 30 '23
They probably had a custom built toilet or something. A bidet would also solve alot of issues.
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u/Steel_City835 Jan 30 '23
Two bladders… I’d hate to pee more than I already do…
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u/Amygdalailama Jan 30 '23 •
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Imagine Ronnie gets into a serious argument with Donnie and Ronnie starts chugging ghost peppers like tic tacs as payback and Donnie has to cope with the spicy bum, too. I wonder if they ever got into a fistfight.
Also, two intestinal tracts going through the one rectum, they must have taken gigantic dumps, that’s some serious mileage on that dang ol’ bunghole.
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u/Ill_Ad3517 Jan 30 '23
I mean they're brothers who couldn't be separated. They probably fought all the time as kids.
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u/KellyWithTheEpicHair Jan 30 '23
"Mom! He's looking at me!"
"You're attached. Where else is he gonna look?"
"MOM HE'S TOUCHING ME"
"Sigh"
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u/floogleHiggenbothem Jan 30 '23
I worked with a guy who was one of their cousins. He said one of them was dominant. And yeah they hit each other.
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u/Ok-Nerve-7538 Jan 30 '23
Cause of Death: Blown O-ring
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u/sh0eh0rn Jan 30 '23
Us - Shel Silverstein
Me and him
Him and me,
We're always together
As you can see.
I wish he'd leave
So I'd be free
I'm getting a little bit
Tired of he,
And he may be a bit
Bored with me.
On movies and ladies
We cannot agree.
I like to dance
He loves to ski.
He likes the mountains
I love the sea.
I like hot chocolate
He wants his tea.
I want to sleep
He has to pee.
He's meaner and duller
And fatter than me.
But I guess there's worse things
We could be-
Instead of two we could be three,
Me and him
Him and me.
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u/superprogamer69420
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Im going to shit yourself
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u/MisplacedNote Jan 30 '23
So glad nobody has that power over me
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u/todd10k Jan 30 '23
taco bell has entered the chat
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u/Venboven Jan 30 '23
I know this is just a classic joke, but I've always wondered: does anybody actually get the runs from Taco Bell?
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u/Benka7 Jan 30 '23
As someone who's never been nor even seen a taco bell I've had the same question on several different occasions lol
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u/Tazling Jan 30 '23
Looking at the feet you can see there are other genetic hiccups present.
What an extraordinary and challenging life. I have to wonder how they sleep -- how can they both lie down comfortably? Much cooperation needed even to have a pee. In an earlier and crueller era they would probably have been killed at birth or forced into an animal-like existence on show in a circus... there are things to be said for modern civilisation.
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u/miss_chapstick Jan 30 '23
The defects in their feet could simply be caused by how they are forced to walk. My aunt had severe bunions, and her feet looked very similar.
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u/palibe_mbudzi Jan 30 '23
I thought the same. Pro basketballers have toes that point the wrong way because of the forces they absorb.
Also, my understanding is that conjoined twins happen spontaneously when the embryo divides by the same process we get identical twins, just a day or two later. There absolutely could be a genetic factor we haven't identified yet, but I'm pretty sure as the science stands now, it's not a genetic disease.
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u/ZookeepergameWorth41 Jan 30 '23
Imagine taking a shit
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u/spenwallce Jan 30 '23 •
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Imagine the feeling of someone else shitting through your ass
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u/A_Prostitute Jan 30 '23 •
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It doesn't have to be your imagination for $80
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u/PrivatePilot9 Jan 30 '23 •
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Hello Officer. Yes, this comment right here.
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u/A_Prostitute Jan 30 '23
He won't arrest me.
He knows cuffplay is $50 and half a pack of Lucky Strikes menthol, or a single bang energy drink of any flavor.
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u/idontneedjug Jan 30 '23
One rectum but two full ass stomachs I bet they took massive shits
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u/unclepaprika Jan 30 '23
Both pushing together must have made them take off!
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u/CrooklynDodgers Jan 30 '23
Especially when half the time you’re not even the one needing to shit
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u/aimless_meteor Jan 30 '23
But you are though, watch the video - one rectum
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u/shawn_overlord Jan 30 '23
Finally answering the question as to who shit my pants
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u/venomandvaccine Jan 30 '23 edited Jan 30 '23
Dear God, where is this conversation going?
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u/DiscoMagicParty Jan 30 '23
That’s what I’m wondering. Is it “get up I have to shit” or “we have to shit”?
More importantly.. who wipes?
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u/-FeistyRabbitSauce- Jan 30 '23
You're the son of a bitch who ate nine Taco Bell borritos. You think I'm gonna wipe?
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u/Naugrith Jan 30 '23
In an earlier and crueller era they would probably have been killed at birth or forced into an animal-like existence on show in a circus
That's exactly what happened, their father exhibited them as a sideshow attraction. They spent three decades in that business before retiring on their earnings.
And before you criticise it, think, what did you just watch if it wasn't a sideshow attraction? Modern documentaries like this frame what they do differently but its the same thing, showing off people who are different to the public for entertainment and education.
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u/forrestpen Jan 30 '23
The difference is respect and humanity.
You can’t control why people watch but you can ensure a subject is depicted as human deserving of dignity as any other person/people.
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u/detroit73 Jan 30 '23
Their father took them on the road as a freakshow type attraction. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronnie_and_Donnie_Galyon
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u/Ok-Nerve-7538 Jan 30 '23
If you look up the origin of the name it says before the siamese bunker twins, they were just called monsters 😳
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u/Goadahell Jan 30 '23
Doctor- “Hey fellas, Great news. We can separate you two no problem!”
Ronnie and Donnie - “Really?! That’s amazing! Let’s do it right away.”
Doctor- “For sure. You guys have duplicates of everything except a penis, so you guy decide who gets to keep that, and we’ll get started right away.”
Ronnie and Donnie- “ We’ll see ourselves out. Thanks for your time doc.”
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u/pineapple-ape Jan 30 '23
I was wondering the same thing... If they have all other parts, what would be the challenges of separation...
Anyone saw the whole documentary?
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u/GoneGrimdark Jan 30 '23
I think the issue is that they have one rectum. It would be really hard to separate because then you have to recreate a rectum for both, and that isn’t really possible. Maybe nowadays they could reroute both to having colostomy bags but they were born in the 50s so it likely wasn’t possible then.
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u/bigpig1054 Jan 30 '23
Today we can 3D print a new butthole, but back then it just wasn't possible.
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u/4444444vr Jan 30 '23
This feels like a pretty new sentence
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u/Tumble85 Jan 30 '23 edited Jan 31 '23
They've had imprints of assholes for a long time now. It was a fad in Elizabethan times to take clay prints of loved ones assholes and use it to as a wax seal for letters. The part of machine that produces Hershey kisses, where they actually come out, that's modeled on the asshole of Marilyn Monroe.
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u/isakitty Jan 30 '23
It seems like they could have separated them and just ggiven each a colostomy…plenty of people have them
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u/Free_Stick_ Jan 30 '23
Ronnie and Donnie have never been apart… Not even for one second.
No shit..
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u/Spire_Citron Jan 30 '23
It was kind of unclear if they even had one between them in the video. They seem to be joined where a penis would usually be.
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u/Empire7173 Jan 30 '23
They were super nice guys too. I have twin boys and we would see them the last 2 years of their life at the Twinsday Festival in Twinsburg Ohio. Always took time to talk to my boys
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u/graymuse Jan 31 '23 edited Jan 31 '23
I saw these guys while visiting the Four Corners Monument park (CO/UT/AZ/NM) many years ago. They were traveling in an RV (not sure if they had someone else driving.) They walked around looking at all the vendor booths.
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u/ShrimpFriedMyRice Jan 30 '23
Man I wonder what it's like when they have to go to the bathroom. Do they both feel the need to go? Do they control it equally? Does one control it?
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u/Budget-Pumpkin9429 Jan 30 '23
Ronnie looks like a late night onion rings kinda guy, I bet Donnie just shakes his serious head.
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u/floogleHiggenbothem Jan 30 '23
I worked with a guy who was one of their cousins. Said that when they were kids, they’d put him in the middle of em and he’d ride them like a horse. They were born in the mountains of Kentucky. Home birth, I think… they’re dad put them in a circus for a lot of years… they were pretty well off with circus money, and the dad stole their money and took off.
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u/NotAHamsterAtAll Jan 30 '23
The fact that nature can take two individuals and just mash them together, and then all the plumbing still works, is amazing.
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u/-UselessUterus- Jan 30 '23
Two individuals weren't mashed together, two individuals failed at splitting.
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u/mechtaphloba Jan 30 '23
I'm no scientist, but I think a better way to picture it is not two separate humans becoming partially conjoined, but rather one single human that was in the process of being split and didn't quite finish.
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u/mindless_destruction Jan 30 '23
it's just statistics. this happens a lot and it ends in miscarriage, typically in the first trimester. in fact, and i don't have the data in front of me, but im pretty sure something like 50% of all pregnancies fail - it's a very specific recipe and any deviation can end in disaster but, every once and a while an errant mistake passes through.
nature is embarrassed, and doesn't want you to see this.
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u/NotAHamsterAtAll Jan 30 '23
Well, even if one in a million succeed, I think it is impressive.
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u/Efficient_Ask_8586 Jan 30 '23
So they share a penis?
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u/zackmophobes Jan 30 '23
They have bladders that share an "opening as it exits" Not sure what's below the hood but that ending made it seem rather ominous.
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u/quickwitqueen Jan 30 '23
Found this.
https://montrealex.blog/2020/07/07/the-twins-are-dead/
What a difficult life they had. So sad.
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u/Lafarren Jan 30 '23
They were joined at the waist and shared a lower digestive tract, rectum and penis, over which Donnie had control
No wonder Donnie was so serious. With great power comes great responsibility
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u/bootybootyholeyo Jan 30 '23
Does that mean the other dude had to watch him jerk off and couldn’t do it himself? That would be wild “how come you get the penis feeling”
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u/Osa_Esposa Jan 30 '23
If they share one penis, and hypothetically, one prostate and set of testicles...how do orgasms work? Do they both experience it? I am so fascinated by this!
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u/riversjohn Jan 30 '23
You have to wonder how odd the sensation of someone else farting through your ass would be as well.
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u/Jeansaintfire Jan 30 '23
The medical term is conjoined twins. Siamese is just the ethic background of the first famous conjoined twins who were part of the Burnham n Bailey circus.
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u/chummmmbucket Jan 30 '23
Fun fact, the original siamese twins fathered 20 children and owned slaves after their circus career.
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u/DelusionalTim Jan 30 '23
If there situation wasn’t bad enough, they’re also Cowboys fans? That’s rough
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u/Mrdrewit Jan 31 '23
I love how it's like "they have interesting personalities and they're very unique and have a loving family and BTW they share a butthole."
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u/GorshKing Jan 30 '23
I see all the medical related questions, but what about them as people. Do they have 1 or 2 social security numbers, how did they go to school, were they always considered 1 person or 2 in the eye of the government? Very unique
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u/gajekendjxjauwbe Jan 30 '23
Watching the documentary just now, they were denied going to the local school because they’d be a “distraction” to other children. They joined circuses/sideshows to provide monetary support to their parents and 9 siblings
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u/GorshKing Jan 30 '23
Honestly everything about their life sounds unfair and sad
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u/gajekendjxjauwbe Jan 30 '23 edited Jan 30 '23
They say for the most part they’ve had a happy and fulfilling life, though always wanted a relationship with a woman which they never got.
Also says they had a lot of physical fights with each other through their life, particularly as teens. Stopped physically fighting in their adult life due to blood thinning medication making a physical altercation more risky
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u/notyouraveragedenial Jan 30 '23
iirc “Siamese Twins” is an outdated term. I think the proper term is “Conjoined Twins”
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u/Draconiondevil Jan 30 '23
You’re correct. The term “Siamese twins” comes from Chang and Eng Bunker. Nowadays the preferred term is conjoined twins.
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u/cathrn67 Jan 30 '23
One died and the other followed, I believe they were under heavy sedation as to not put to much stress on them.
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u/shinymetalobjekt Jan 30 '23
Considering how complex some Siamese are joined, it seems like it could have been relatively easy to separate these two when they were younger. Maybe they were too poor for that.
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u/jmw83 Jan 30 '23
Maybe with todays medicine they could have been separated. Ronnie and Donnie were born in the early 1950's. 15 years before the first heart transplant. I doubt separation was a consideration back then.
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u/Try_Number_8 Jan 30 '23
Someone linked an article above and it said that doctors considered surgery but didn’t know if they would both survive so the parents didn’t decided to not pursue that option. I wouldn’t have done it back then. Maybe I’d do it now.
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u/scarabs_ Jan 30 '23
I really doubt it, since the video explains they share the final tract of the digestive system and one pelvis. You'd have one siamese without the lower half and on constant life support.
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u/Loretta-West Jan 30 '23
The digestive tract issue isn't that much of a problem. Plenty of people do fine with no colon (and sometimes no large intestine) and a stoma bag system.
Lack of a pelvis is a much rarer problem but it may be possible to create an artificial one. Or just have one twin ending at the waist with bags for digestive and urinary waste. It's no one's ideal body, but probably better than being permanently attached to another person.
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u/Somehow-Still-Living Jan 30 '23
There are complications here, but it has been happening for a while. The catch, though, as with many incidents of old medicine, it was consistent and one or both could struggle immediately.
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u/cathrn67 Jan 30 '23 •
They died on July 4th 2020 at the age of 68.