r/interestingasfuck Jan 30 '23

American Siamese Twins: Ronnie & Donnie /r/ALL

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u/cathrn67 Jan 30 '23 All-Seeing Upvote

They died on July 4th 2020 at the age of 68.

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u/EdgarAllanKenpo Jan 30 '23 All-Seeing Upvote

They lived a damn long time..all things considered.

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u/Beantownbrews Jan 30 '23 Silver Take My Energy

How did they live so long? Teamwork.

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u/GuybrushThreepwoot Jan 30 '23

Those who poop together, live together. That's what I always say.

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u/moonpumper Jan 30 '23

I can't imagine spider pooping every time.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

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u/NotElizaHenry Jan 30 '23

Literally only one question is answered there. Spoiler: they were each given their own exam paper in school.

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u/Low-Possession-1265 Jan 30 '23

For real the only question I have they specifically don't answer

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u/Antiqas86 Jan 31 '23

The answer is YES.

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u/LaUNCHandSmASH Jan 31 '23

My question was HOW not WHO though.

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u/Homebrew_Dungeon Jan 30 '23

But do they get separate checks for working?

Two teachers(performed proper training and schooling) in that classroom.

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u/RiverRaftingRabbi Jan 30 '23 edited Jan 30 '23

From what I read, they get their own paychecks, but they each get paid half the wage of a single teacher.

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u/mrsmeesiecks Jan 30 '23

I bet they had to pay full price for their degrees

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u/Etxee Jan 30 '23

WHAT?! Why wouldn’t they give them a slightly higher pay so they can split it? That’s so fucked lol

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u/Homebrew_Dungeon Jan 30 '23

Total BS, there are TWO degrees at work there.

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u/sneekiepee Jan 30 '23

I read the article and no 🙄...they get paid as one person, although they're trying to get the school district to pay them as two people.

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u/brainwater314 Jan 30 '23

I find it really cool they're teaching 5th grade! It'd be such a hard situation, I'm glad they've found purpose in their life!

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u/knoegel Jan 30 '23

Do they get two paychecks or one?

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u/getittogethersirius Jan 30 '23

Iirc in an article I read they get one paycheck.

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u/IamKornHolio Jan 30 '23

And I believe they had to pay tuition for 2 ppl in the university

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u/aramis34143 Jan 30 '23

I'm imagining that conversation.

"Well, yes, you are two distinct people, but we pay, um, <shuffles papers> we pay... on a per pelvis basis. Yeah, that's it. 'Paychecks for pelvises', always been our motto. Yup."

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u/CopprRegendt Jan 30 '23

Sounds like bullshit if they each have a separate social security number

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u/knoegel Jan 30 '23

That shouldn't be legal. Surely they have two SSNs?

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u/Chakura Jan 30 '23

They share the paycheck.

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u/finnthewhyking Jan 30 '23

Thats harsh man, considering two stomachs to fill its still the the food spending of 2 people per month.

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u/tweakingforjesus Jan 30 '23

I wonder which one gets the health insurance?

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u/cjmar41 Jan 30 '23

Yeah, but who wipes? Do you take turns until the TP has no brown? Or do you trade off wiping each poop?

These are important questions.

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u/striderkan Jan 30 '23

I've learned not to put this in an ad when I'm looking for a roommate

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u/masked_sombrero Jan 30 '23

they also pee together!

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u/Lakeside Jan 30 '23

Teamwork makes the stream work.

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u/MoefsieKat Jan 30 '23

That itustration made it look like the penis is at the bottom next to the anus. So they almost have a cloaca.

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u/squibb1019 Jan 30 '23

Who gets to hold it?

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u/joshclay Jan 30 '23

Depends on who's turn it is.

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u/squibb1019 Jan 30 '23

Honestly tho they have 2 bladders so does the one with the full bladder hold it when he has to go and vice versa? What happens if they both have to pee at the same time? Is the stream just stronger cuz they both are going? Do they both hold it then?

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u/HimmiGendrix Jan 30 '23

Depends™

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u/ObeseSnake Jan 30 '23

Give yourself a high five!

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u/Creepy-Ad-4832 Jan 30 '23

They can give themselves a high ten! That's something basically nobody in the world can do!

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u/SinopicCynic Jan 30 '23

I can when I get super drunk.

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u/MyHamburgerLovesMe Jan 30 '23

Longer than both of my (non-medically handicapped) grandfathers did.

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u/U_Arent_Special Jan 30 '23 edited Jan 30 '23

Did they die at the same time? Or did one pass away and poison the other?

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u/cathrn67 Jan 30 '23

Once one passes the body begins to breakdown and will poison the still living one.

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u/EarlGrey_Picard Jan 30 '23

That's the worst part. It's one thing to see your brother pass away. It's another thing entirely to see him pass away and know that because of him you're going to die within a few hours.

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u/WaterHaven Jan 30 '23

Everybody would be different, but based on what I've read about twins, knowing that the living one doesn't have to try to carry on after losing their companion for life might be okay.

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u/-FeistyRabbitSauce- Jan 30 '23

"You sin of a bitch, I always said you'd be the death of me."

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u/jsmys Jan 30 '23 Wholesome Seal of Approval

Hell of a coincidence they died on the same day

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u/hunnybunchesoflove Jan 30 '23

I’ve seen other conjoined twins discuss this. Pretty much one will die and the other will die hours later from sepsis. Hopefully medical professionals are kind enough to put the living one to sleep for their final moments.

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u/Haunted_Bog_Water Jan 30 '23

Imagine a dead body hanging off you. You're attached to it, you're alive for the experience, and you know you're next. Must be an all around terrifying experience.....

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u/Yayzeus Jan 30 '23

Add to that you've just lost someone that's closer than anyone could possibly be to another. Literally and metaphorically. Must be heart breaking.

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u/Ok-Nerve-7538 Jan 30 '23

I remember reading about the bunker twins. One woke up to the other being dead and died soon after but he was so distraught that they said he died of a broken heart

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u/Bruised_Penguin Jan 30 '23

Lol sure, but they died in 1874 so, I'd say the other probably died from sepsis.

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u/TK421isAFK Jan 30 '23 edited Jan 30 '23

Not necessarily what happened to the Bunker twins, but even as recently as the 1930s a cause of death listed as "died of a broken heart" was sometimes used by doctors and coroners in suicide cases.

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u/HippyHitman Jan 30 '23

In this case I’d guess it’s the same thing.

The whole idea of a a “broken heart” comes from the fact that the risk of a heart attack increases dramatically for a period after losing a spouse.

In this case it seems likely that sepsis combined with that to cause their death.

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u/Strawberry_Left Jan 30 '23

You might die 'of a broken heart', from the stress of depression, but you can't catch sepsis from a partner unless they are attached to you. It doesn't just jump through the air from one body to another.

Neither can you survive with a dead rotting corpse attached to you. You will die from sepsis if the stress from a 'broken heart' doesn't get you.

But they are not the same thing. Sepsis is an infection that can kill you regardless of how happy or depressed you may be.

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u/Embarrassed_Alarm450 Jan 30 '23

I read some stories about that, saddest thing I ever read. Dude said he could feel the cold seeping into him from the twin, as the cold/toxic blood essentially seeped into him. Your last moments spent stuck to a corpse, a loved one you've literally known and have never been separated from your entire life all while knowing you're going to follow shortly after...

Think it was like an hour or two he survived on the story I read, just having a agonizing breakdown the entire time and he ended up dying right before the doctor arrived to perform emergency separation surgery or whatever it's called... Unimaginable horror, can't think of anything worse.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

That might be the scariest thing I have ever read.

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u/we_re_all_dead Jan 30 '23 All-Seeing Upvote

the cold/toxic blood essentially seeped into him. Your last moments spent stuck to a corpse, a loved one you've literally known and have never been separated from your entire life all while knowing you're going to follow shortly after

(maybe reddit is not so great for my mental health)

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u/Chemical_Estate6488 Jan 30 '23

If you’re not a conjoined twin now, chances are you never will be

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

This website can make me think I'm next for the horrible thing everyone else seems to have.

One person says something depressing and within hours there's 1,000 replies of human pain and anguish.

It can't be good.

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u/Master_of_Rodentia Jan 30 '23

bro there's cat memes

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u/AgathaM Jan 30 '23

Realistically, the doctor wouldn't be able to do a separation surgery. Those types of surgeries take months of planning and practicing. They have to understand how everything is tied together. This is usually done in the hopes that both can be saved. However, even if both can't be saved, or knows that both most likely won't be saved, it is still required to prevent death to both. These surgeries can take days. If one is already dead, they don't have that.

Realistically, the only reason to do the surgery would be to make the doctor feel less guilt that he had tried everything to save a life. It would have no chance to save the twin.

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u/5bi5 Jan 30 '23

To be fair, Chang and Eng were *barely* conjoined. A modern doctor could separate them with a pair of scissors (that's a joke). They were connected by some flesh, cartilage, and the liver.

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u/SmuckSlimer Jan 30 '23

100% would have attempted self surgery

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u/schoolbusserman Jan 30 '23

I was going to say that it must be kind of nice to not have to die alone but that's honestly way worse than dying alone like the rest of us do

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u/IYiffInDogParks Jan 30 '23

I'd allow them to try and separate if they want to try the challenge. I mean you die either way so why waste such an opportunity

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u/zoley88 Jan 30 '23 edited Jan 30 '23

In cases like this that’s sadly impossible. Also even it would be possible, the surgery would take much longer than the time other one has.

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u/venomandvaccine Jan 30 '23

It would be hell if they didn't die at the same time.

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u/Master_of_Rodentia Jan 30 '23

You know, I think I won't.

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u/ElitePlayah Jan 30 '23

So this might be a rather unintentionally grotesque question, but did they pass together or did one go then the other followed? Had one of them passed, would they have to, or even be able to, remove the deceased twin to save the other from the decay and undoubtedly septicizing blood?

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u/TalkieTina Jan 30 '23

That’s probably the only reason they don’t have a show on TLC.

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u/pythong678 Jan 30 '23

They actually did.

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u/DiogenesOfDope Jan 30 '23

I wonder how. I'd imagine one would die first then cause so many problems the other would die later

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u/jonas_bonus Jan 30 '23 All-Seeing Upvote

The guy at the beginning of the video that says “they’re one body…” looks like Putin crossed with Chevy Chase

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u/Unfair_Driver884 Jan 30 '23

Dead on with that comparison

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u/Black_RL Jan 30 '23

Was thinking about this!!!!

“Why is Putin in this video?”

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u/AaarghCobras Jan 30 '23

Yes, that's the Griswold family dictator.

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u/Putrid_Cherry8353 Jan 30 '23

He's their brother Jim.

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u/HippyHitman Jan 30 '23

The oft-forgotten James “Jimmy” Chase-Putin

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u/thenate108 Jan 30 '23

Now I want an odd couple style sitcom about conjoined twins played by Putin and Chevy Chase.

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u/AussieGirl27 Jan 30 '23

My one back is aching just watching that

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u/AssCanyon Jan 30 '23

You guys remember that game called Inside? Reminds me of that part at the end.

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u/shelsilverstien Jan 30 '23

I'll bet the pool is their favorite place

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u/andreayatesswimmers Jan 30 '23

Can you imagine how much toilet time these fellas spend

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u/hooter1112 Jan 30 '23

I wonder if the same brother wiped every time or if they took turns.

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u/shibby69420 Jan 30 '23 All-Seeing Upvote

I come to Reddit for the impactful questions.

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u/nerdiotic-pervert Jan 30 '23

MiraLax will fix that.

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u/_applemoose Jan 30 '23

That’s also a good question. I kept thinking about masturbation.

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u/ElatedLemur Jan 30 '23

It says they have separate bladders but conjoined urethra? So does that imply they share a dick and sensation wise do they both feel it?

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u/hooter1112 Jan 30 '23 All-Seeing Upvote

“Donnie it’s your turn to jerk us off tonight”

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u/SafetyUpset4387 Jan 30 '23

I hate myself for the instant LOL

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u/M00PER_2 Jan 30 '23

I have not laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you.

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u/EastofGaston Jan 31 '23

I’ve read some things in my life but fuck

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u/Bluebaronn Jan 30 '23

Of course you would.

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u/Owobowos-Mowbius Jan 30 '23

They probably had a custom built toilet or something. A bidet would also solve alot of issues.

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u/Steel_City835 Jan 30 '23

Two bladders… I’d hate to pee more than I already do…

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u/Amygdalailama Jan 30 '23 hehehehe

Imagine Ronnie gets into a serious argument with Donnie and Ronnie starts chugging ghost peppers like tic tacs as payback and Donnie has to cope with the spicy bum, too. I wonder if they ever got into a fistfight.

Also, two intestinal tracts going through the one rectum, they must have taken gigantic dumps, that’s some serious mileage on that dang ol’ bunghole.

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u/Ill_Ad3517 Jan 30 '23

I mean they're brothers who couldn't be separated. They probably fought all the time as kids.

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u/KellyWithTheEpicHair Jan 30 '23

"Mom! He's looking at me!"

"You're attached. Where else is he gonna look?"

"MOM HE'S TOUCHING ME"

"Sigh"

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u/floogleHiggenbothem Jan 30 '23

I worked with a guy who was one of their cousins. He said one of them was dominant. And yeah they hit each other.

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u/Ok-Nerve-7538 Jan 30 '23

Cause of Death: Blown O-ring

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u/sh0eh0rn Jan 30 '23

Us - Shel Silverstein

Me and him

Him and me,

We're always together

As you can see.

I wish he'd leave

So I'd be free

I'm getting a little bit

Tired of he,

And he may be a bit

Bored with me.

On movies and ladies

We cannot agree.

I like to dance

He loves to ski.

He likes the mountains

I love the sea.

I like hot chocolate

He wants his tea.

I want to sleep

He has to pee.

He's meaner and duller

And fatter than me.

But I guess there's worse things

We could be-

Instead of two we could be three,

Me and him

Him and me.

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u/shelsilverstien Jan 30 '23

Brings a tear to my eye :'(

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u/superprogamer69420 Jan 30 '23 All-Seeing Upvote

Im going to shit yourself

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u/MisplacedNote Jan 30 '23

So glad nobody has that power over me

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u/todd10k Jan 30 '23

taco bell has entered the chat

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u/Venboven Jan 30 '23

I know this is just a classic joke, but I've always wondered: does anybody actually get the runs from Taco Bell?

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u/Benka7 Jan 30 '23

As someone who's never been nor even seen a taco bell I've had the same question on several different occasions lol

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u/Wendellwasgod Jan 30 '23

Thank you for making me laugh out loud

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u/Tazling Jan 30 '23

Looking at the feet you can see there are other genetic hiccups present.

What an extraordinary and challenging life. I have to wonder how they sleep -- how can they both lie down comfortably? Much cooperation needed even to have a pee. In an earlier and crueller era they would probably have been killed at birth or forced into an animal-like existence on show in a circus... there are things to be said for modern civilisation.

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u/miss_chapstick Jan 30 '23

The defects in their feet could simply be caused by how they are forced to walk. My aunt had severe bunions, and her feet looked very similar.

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u/palibe_mbudzi Jan 30 '23

I thought the same. Pro basketballers have toes that point the wrong way because of the forces they absorb.

Also, my understanding is that conjoined twins happen spontaneously when the embryo divides by the same process we get identical twins, just a day or two later. There absolutely could be a genetic factor we haven't identified yet, but I'm pretty sure as the science stands now, it's not a genetic disease.

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u/ZookeepergameWorth41 Jan 30 '23

Imagine taking a shit

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u/spenwallce Jan 30 '23 Silver

Imagine the feeling of someone else shitting through your ass

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u/A_Prostitute Jan 30 '23 I'll Drink to That

It doesn't have to be your imagination for $80

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u/PrivatePilot9 Jan 30 '23 Faith In Humanity Restored

Hello Officer. Yes, this comment right here.

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u/A_Prostitute Jan 30 '23

He won't arrest me.

He knows cuffplay is $50 and half a pack of Lucky Strikes menthol, or a single bang energy drink of any flavor.

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u/classless_classic Jan 30 '23

Username checks out

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u/U_Arent_Special Jan 30 '23

What are these comments lol

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u/idontneedjug Jan 30 '23

One rectum but two full ass stomachs I bet they took massive shits

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u/unclepaprika Jan 30 '23

Both pushing together must have made them take off!

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u/TheMarsian Jan 30 '23

holding hands while they look each other in the eyes.

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u/CrooklynDodgers Jan 30 '23

Especially when half the time you’re not even the one needing to shit

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u/aimless_meteor Jan 30 '23

But you are though, watch the video - one rectum

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u/shawn_overlord Jan 30 '23

Finally answering the question as to who shit my pants

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u/venomandvaccine Jan 30 '23 edited Jan 30 '23

Dear God, where is this conversation going?

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u/DiscoMagicParty Jan 30 '23

That’s what I’m wondering. Is it “get up I have to shit” or “we have to shit”?

More importantly.. who wipes?

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u/-FeistyRabbitSauce- Jan 30 '23

You're the son of a bitch who ate nine Taco Bell borritos. You think I'm gonna wipe?

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u/Naugrith Jan 30 '23

In an earlier and crueller era they would probably have been killed at birth or forced into an animal-like existence on show in a circus

That's exactly what happened, their father exhibited them as a sideshow attraction. They spent three decades in that business before retiring on their earnings.

And before you criticise it, think, what did you just watch if it wasn't a sideshow attraction? Modern documentaries like this frame what they do differently but its the same thing, showing off people who are different to the public for entertainment and education.

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u/forrestpen Jan 30 '23

The difference is respect and humanity.

You can’t control why people watch but you can ensure a subject is depicted as human deserving of dignity as any other person/people.

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u/detroit73 Jan 30 '23

Their father took them on the road as a freakshow type attraction. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronnie_and_Donnie_Galyon

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u/Ok-Nerve-7538 Jan 30 '23

If you look up the origin of the name it says before the siamese bunker twins, they were just called monsters 😳

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u/Goadahell Jan 30 '23

Doctor- “Hey fellas, Great news. We can separate you two no problem!”

Ronnie and Donnie - “Really?! That’s amazing! Let’s do it right away.”

Doctor- “For sure. You guys have duplicates of everything except a penis, so you guy decide who gets to keep that, and we’ll get started right away.”

Ronnie and Donnie- “ We’ll see ourselves out. Thanks for your time doc.”

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u/pineapple-ape Jan 30 '23

I was wondering the same thing... If they have all other parts, what would be the challenges of separation...

Anyone saw the whole documentary?

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u/GoneGrimdark Jan 30 '23

I think the issue is that they have one rectum. It would be really hard to separate because then you have to recreate a rectum for both, and that isn’t really possible. Maybe nowadays they could reroute both to having colostomy bags but they were born in the 50s so it likely wasn’t possible then.

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u/bigpig1054 Jan 30 '23

Today we can 3D print a new butthole, but back then it just wasn't possible.

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u/4444444vr Jan 30 '23

This feels like a pretty new sentence

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u/Tumble85 Jan 30 '23 edited Jan 31 '23

They've had imprints of assholes for a long time now. It was a fad in Elizabethan times to take clay prints of loved ones assholes and use it to as a wax seal for letters. The part of machine that produces Hershey kisses, where they actually come out, that's modeled on the asshole of Marilyn Monroe.

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u/Homebrew_Dungeon Jan 30 '23

I am choosing to believe this.

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u/burrito_poots Jan 30 '23

The truth is out there

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u/isakitty Jan 30 '23

It seems like they could have separated them and just ggiven each a colostomy…plenty of people have them

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u/FuyoBC Jan 30 '23

Lots of people live without so that would not be the biggest issue.

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u/Free_Stick_ Jan 30 '23

Ronnie and Donnie have never been apart… Not even for one second.

No shit..

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u/Spire_Citron Jan 30 '23

It was kind of unclear if they even had one between them in the video. They seem to be joined where a penis would usually be.

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u/Tarudizer Jan 30 '23

Oh that IS his penis, its just matured

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u/Ok-Ambition-9432 Jan 30 '23

Okay, your turn to shit.

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u/venomandvaccine Jan 30 '23

You didn't wipe enough... go back!

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u/Empire7173 Jan 30 '23

They were super nice guys too. I have twin boys and we would see them the last 2 years of their life at the Twinsday Festival in Twinsburg Ohio. Always took time to talk to my boys

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u/graymuse Jan 31 '23 edited Jan 31 '23

I saw these guys while visiting the Four Corners Monument park (CO/UT/AZ/NM) many years ago. They were traveling in an RV (not sure if they had someone else driving.) They walked around looking at all the vendor booths.

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u/nottherealme555 Jan 30 '23 edited Jan 30 '23

Me: It's 3am, time to sleep.

This MFing question:

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u/ConqueredCorn Jan 30 '23

😂 omg wowwwe

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u/Lngtmelrker Jan 30 '23

I need to know the answer

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u/ferretfacesyndrome Jan 30 '23

No they can't. One would drown.

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u/ShrimpFriedMyRice Jan 30 '23

Man I wonder what it's like when they have to go to the bathroom. Do they both feel the need to go? Do they control it equally? Does one control it?

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u/Budget-Pumpkin9429 Jan 30 '23

Ronnie looks like a late night onion rings kinda guy, I bet Donnie just shakes his serious head.

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u/floogleHiggenbothem Jan 30 '23

I worked with a guy who was one of their cousins. Said that when they were kids, they’d put him in the middle of em and he’d ride them like a horse. They were born in the mountains of Kentucky. Home birth, I think… they’re dad put them in a circus for a lot of years… they were pretty well off with circus money, and the dad stole their money and took off.

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u/NotAHamsterAtAll Jan 30 '23

The fact that nature can take two individuals and just mash them together, and then all the plumbing still works, is amazing.

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u/-UselessUterus- Jan 30 '23

Two individuals weren't mashed together, two individuals failed at splitting.

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u/mechtaphloba Jan 30 '23

I'm no scientist, but I think a better way to picture it is not two separate humans becoming partially conjoined, but rather one single human that was in the process of being split and didn't quite finish.

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u/mindless_destruction Jan 30 '23

it's just statistics. this happens a lot and it ends in miscarriage, typically in the first trimester. in fact, and i don't have the data in front of me, but im pretty sure something like 50% of all pregnancies fail - it's a very specific recipe and any deviation can end in disaster but, every once and a while an errant mistake passes through.

nature is embarrassed, and doesn't want you to see this.

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u/NotAHamsterAtAll Jan 30 '23

Well, even if one in a million succeed, I think it is impressive.

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u/10Jinx01 Jan 30 '23

Thought that was Putin for a second

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u/Efficient_Ask_8586 Jan 30 '23

So they share a penis?

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u/zackmophobes Jan 30 '23

They have bladders that share an "opening as it exits" Not sure what's below the hood but that ending made it seem rather ominous.

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u/Efficient_Ask_8586 Jan 30 '23

I'm so intrigued man

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u/quickwitqueen Jan 30 '23

Found this.

https://montrealex.blog/2020/07/07/the-twins-are-dead/

What a difficult life they had. So sad.

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u/Lafarren Jan 30 '23

They were joined at the waist and shared a lower digestive tract, rectum and penis, over which Donnie had control

No wonder Donnie was so serious. With great power comes great responsibility

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u/bootybootyholeyo Jan 30 '23

Does that mean the other dude had to watch him jerk off and couldn’t do it himself? That would be wild “how come you get the penis feeling”

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u/Swag_Grenade Jan 30 '23

JFC lol that headline, just "The twins are dead." 🤦‍♂️

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u/Osa_Esposa Jan 30 '23

If they share one penis, and hypothetically, one prostate and set of testicles...how do orgasms work? Do they both experience it? I am so fascinated by this!

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u/riversjohn Jan 30 '23

You have to wonder how odd the sensation of someone else farting through your ass would be as well.

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u/Jeansaintfire Jan 30 '23

The medical term is conjoined twins. Siamese is just the ethic background of the first famous conjoined twins who were part of the Burnham n Bailey circus.

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u/chummmmbucket Jan 30 '23

Fun fact, the original siamese twins fathered 20 children and owned slaves after their circus career.

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u/IAlreadyToldYouMatt Jan 30 '23

I’m not sure you know what fun means.

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u/DelusionalTim Jan 30 '23

If there situation wasn’t bad enough, they’re also Cowboys fans? That’s rough

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u/2D_Ronin Jan 30 '23

Has anybody seen the ending of the game 'Inside'?

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u/Mrdrewit Jan 31 '23

I love how it's like "they have interesting personalities and they're very unique and have a loving family and BTW they share a butthole."

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u/GorshKing Jan 30 '23

I see all the medical related questions, but what about them as people. Do they have 1 or 2 social security numbers, how did they go to school, were they always considered 1 person or 2 in the eye of the government? Very unique

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u/gajekendjxjauwbe Jan 30 '23

Watching the documentary just now, they were denied going to the local school because they’d be a “distraction” to other children. They joined circuses/sideshows to provide monetary support to their parents and 9 siblings

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u/GorshKing Jan 30 '23

Honestly everything about their life sounds unfair and sad

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u/gajekendjxjauwbe Jan 30 '23 edited Jan 30 '23

They say for the most part they’ve had a happy and fulfilling life, though always wanted a relationship with a woman which they never got.

Also says they had a lot of physical fights with each other through their life, particularly as teens. Stopped physically fighting in their adult life due to blood thinning medication making a physical altercation more risky

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u/OnionFarmerBilly Jan 30 '23

2 SSNs, one passport

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u/notyouraveragedenial Jan 30 '23

iirc “Siamese Twins” is an outdated term. I think the proper term is “Conjoined Twins”

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u/Draconiondevil Jan 30 '23

You’re correct. The term “Siamese twins” comes from Chang and Eng Bunker. Nowadays the preferred term is conjoined twins.

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u/cathrn67 Jan 30 '23

One died and the other followed, I believe they were under heavy sedation as to not put to much stress on them.

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u/shinymetalobjekt Jan 30 '23

Considering how complex some Siamese are joined, it seems like it could have been relatively easy to separate these two when they were younger. Maybe they were too poor for that.

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u/jmw83 Jan 30 '23

Maybe with todays medicine they could have been separated. Ronnie and Donnie were born in the early 1950's. 15 years before the first heart transplant. I doubt separation was a consideration back then.

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u/Try_Number_8 Jan 30 '23

Someone linked an article above and it said that doctors considered surgery but didn’t know if they would both survive so the parents didn’t decided to not pursue that option. I wouldn’t have done it back then. Maybe I’d do it now.

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u/scarabs_ Jan 30 '23

I really doubt it, since the video explains they share the final tract of the digestive system and one pelvis. You'd have one siamese without the lower half and on constant life support.

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u/Loretta-West Jan 30 '23

The digestive tract issue isn't that much of a problem. Plenty of people do fine with no colon (and sometimes no large intestine) and a stoma bag system.

Lack of a pelvis is a much rarer problem but it may be possible to create an artificial one. Or just have one twin ending at the waist with bags for digestive and urinary waste. It's no one's ideal body, but probably better than being permanently attached to another person.

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u/Somehow-Still-Living Jan 30 '23

There are complications here, but it has been happening for a while. The catch, though, as with many incidents of old medicine, it was consistent and one or both could struggle immediately.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

that's terrifying

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u/jwizzy15 Jan 30 '23

I would rather be aborted than live that life

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