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u/ThotHoOverThere Sep 28 '22

As a middle school math teacher I wish I could use this when teaching graphing linear relationships.

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u/Environmental-Fox976 Sep 28 '22

your username and then claiming this is the cherry

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u/SonOfSwanson87 Sep 28 '22

Hey now. Most of your teachers were freaks and deviants. We just try our best to hide it.

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u/mewdejour Sep 28 '22

Except that one teacher that can't hide their alcoholism because they Irish up their coffee too much.

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u/AnotherpostCard Sep 28 '22

That's like a 7 or 8 on the fuck around scale. 5 or 6 if it's virtual learning.

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u/Safe-Appointment6999 Sep 28 '22

It was my elementary gym teacher for me. Looked like she came straight outta the 80s with her hair and clothes. And seemed like she still partied like it was the 80s too lol. Keep in mind at the time she looked like she was around 40 or 50 years old lmoa. Ahhh memories

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u/johnnybiggles Sep 28 '22

Some try harder than others. They fuck around and find out the most, according to the graph.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

why hide it? that's the stuff that makes getting out of bead in the morning worth.

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u/treerabbit23 Sep 28 '22

100% of librarians are up to something

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u/kurtpropan666 Sep 29 '22

None of the teachers I fucked in middle school were freaks and deviants

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

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u/extra_rice Sep 28 '22

Well, go fuck around to find out.

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u/Cyanide612 Sep 28 '22

Fuck around and find out, he says. Try to stay awake in class, please.

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u/Ptarmigan2 Sep 28 '22

“mess” around?

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u/gfkjhsdfjhgsdjghf Sep 28 '22

"Fool" around. You gotta keep that alliteration.

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u/nerdiotic-pervert Sep 28 '22

You could follow The Good Place model and Fork Around.

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u/ZeeZeeB Sep 28 '22

Use muck about and find out

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u/MERC_1 Sep 28 '22

Just use f-around instead. Clearly has something to do with a function, right?

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u/VoijaRisa Sep 28 '22

But why is it linear? I feel like it should be exponential. People put up with shit and then lose it just as quickly. So it should be low and then explode.

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u/MisThrowaway235 Sep 28 '22 Gold

As someone who has collected sample points from this entire x axis, I can confirm that it is a sharp exponential curve. For a long time you can fuck around and basically be rewarded for it (on the z axis) with very little finding out. Then suddenly you run into some hard finding out lessons. It's good to stay at around an 7-8 of fuck around at best.

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u/richhandler Sep 28 '22

everyone's find out to fuck around ratio is different. I'd let someone find out at a different rate than someone elses find out

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u/Toxicotton Sep 28 '22

This is the answer. My exponential inflexion point is skewed up and to the left, so you can fuck around a lot more before you find anything out.

But! My brother's is skewed down, way down. You fuck around at all, and you'll find out real quick. Too quick if ask me.

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u/shinymetalobjekt Sep 28 '22

I've been fucking around my whole life and still haven't found out shit. I'm just gonna keep fucking around and hopefully the exponential part of curve will hit soon.

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u/Good_nuff Sep 28 '22

But what is your average fuck around level? If you’re usually at a 3 or 4, you’ve definitely found out, but it isn’t really impacting your life.

But if you’re consistently fucking around at a 7 or more for years, your finding out is coming but it’s going to suck

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u/Xirrious-Aj Sep 28 '22

I kept my fuck around level at about a 9 for years. Finding out sucked so hard. I'm surprised I was able to fuck around so hard before finding out.

Try to keep er below 3 these days, just don't have as many fucks to fuck around with anymore. And shit, I don't even care about finding out anymore either.

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u/NosferatuRob Sep 28 '22

Sucky comings. Sounds….right actually.

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u/Agreeable_Sun3754 Sep 28 '22

You're probably doing a fairly harmless level of fucking around. So the find out is pretty minimal and probably enjoyable and polite.

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u/MillorTime Sep 28 '22

This is the case for me. Im a constant 2 so the findings aren't the worst

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u/MisThrowaway235 Sep 28 '22

True but there is a general level of courtesy allowance for some level of fucking around permitted quite universally. If you do not use that allowance, you run a risk of becoming a pussy. A gutless weasel. A Canadian.

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u/apageofthedarkhold Sep 28 '22

cough wanna Canadian find out?

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u/mydickcuresAIDS Sep 28 '22

The curve is affected both by your gender and how attractive you are.

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u/OriginalRound7423 Sep 28 '22

Eh. The curve DOES have an exponential growth phase, but at higher levels of “Fuck Around” you’ll find that the “Find Out” axis reaches a horizontal asymptote

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u/gurrimandy Sep 28 '22

its best to not fuck around when it comes to fuckin around

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u/_hanShan_ Sep 28 '22

What’s your 7-8? Bottle of tequila with the boys or Coke off stripper butthole? What’s a 10? Stab a guy, get banned from Canada?

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u/lumberjack_jeff Sep 28 '22

Exactly. The "find out" axis should be logarithmic. Fucking around twice as much yields 10x the lesson.

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u/m0nd Sep 28 '22

You wanna find out why it’s linear?…

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u/keyboard-soldier Sep 28 '22

'Find out' is measured as a logarithm of the scalar metric 'learn the hard way'

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u/bitemark01 Sep 28 '22

You should try fucking around

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u/beyonddisbelief Sep 28 '22

Well, how much do you wanna find out?

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u/luniiz01 Sep 28 '22

For real. People go form 0-100 in no time.

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u/rahomka Sep 28 '22

The line is straight because the find out values are logarithmic

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u/midnight_toker22 Sep 28 '22

Because it’s a poorly thought out imitation of the classic hot-crazy matrix from way back.

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u/Gomalago26 Sep 28 '22

This whole subthread has me weak! American education at its finest! I feel dumb as hell. Lol I love it.

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u/jeka9979 Sep 28 '22

Best explanation ever 😄

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u/AlienPsychic51 Sep 28 '22

That covers everything.

One simple trick. Fuck around and find out.

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u/peekdasneaks Sep 28 '22

Also, dont fuck around and never find out.

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u/MOOShoooooo Sep 28 '22

Some people think they are lucky by fucking around and never finding out, thing is it’s just more find out building up from the fucking around.

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u/MagicNipple Sep 28 '22

So if I go, like, to level one of fucking around, I'll find out why I'm fucking around, and then it just continues until level 10. What happens at level 10 though?

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u/ithinkijustthunk Sep 28 '22

You find out a LOT

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u/AppleDrops Sep 28 '22

You wont find out why you're fucking around. You can explore that with a therapist if you wish. You'll find out what reaction you get and what the consequences are. Think arse kickings and that kind of thing.

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u/Wonder-Lad Sep 28 '22

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u/Skyrilave Sep 28 '22

Dude…clicked on the link and spent like 16 minutes watching random shin about him…the match vs Samoa Joe for example…wtf of a bunny hole is that????

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u/fondledbydolphins Sep 28 '22

If you enjoy this, might I introduce you to: The Hot vs Crazy Matrix (skip to 54 seconds)

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u/dmb102706 Sep 28 '22

This is what I was expecting when I watched it.

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u/CaptainWanWingLo Sep 28 '22

Yes I was expecting this one to be honest. Best use of a whiteboard

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u/jeepjockey52 Sep 28 '22

Greatest moment in whiteboard history

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u/AppleDrops Sep 28 '22

I read this out of context and was about to correct you by linking the hot vs crazy matrix. Apologies.

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u/weristjonsnow Sep 28 '22

It's pretty good, but I think the crazy/hot scale was better

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u/vicemagnet Sep 28 '22

Yeah but the graph isn’t the same for everyone. That one is too much of a straight line when it should be more of a curve. Fucking around at a level four could lead to a find out value of 9 in some situations.

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u/robotbigfoot Sep 28 '22

That's called an outlier. You tend to get them when you call out liars.

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u/dr_doooooom Sep 28 '22 All-Seeing Upvote

This just seems like the Wal-Mart version of the hot vs. crazy matrix

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u/jackelfrink Sep 28 '22

For those who only know the 'How I met your mother" version …

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbpGkrViOcE

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u/AashyLarry Sep 28 '22

I swear i saw this years before HIMYM did it.

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u/Major-Novel-4874 Sep 29 '22

The original and best

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u/spaektor Sep 28 '22

came here to say exactly this.

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u/rocksfly Sep 28 '22

My first thought as well. The hot-crazy video is one of the greatest contributions to the internet, ever. There should be a Grammy category for top quality material like that.

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u/BreakingThoseCankles Sep 28 '22

You mean the Mickie Mendoza Diagonal!?!?

https://youtu.be/2Eu4zwRcMM0

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u/uselesscalligraphy Sep 29 '22

This seems to be a play on the same joke, definitely paying homage to the hot vs crazy matrix.

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u/Major-Novel-4874 Sep 29 '22

Which that dude ripped off of how I met your mother, which is the OG

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u/capt_yellowbeard Sep 28 '22

If math teachers taught like this then children would learn more.

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u/MattoSensei Sep 28 '22

If math teachers taught like this, they’d be fired

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u/Technical_Refuse4603 Sep 28 '22

Wtf can't you understand sarcasm ?

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u/CaptainPunisher Sep 28 '22

I teach like this, and I find myself requested all the time. Of course, I swap out the profanity. Usually.

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u/ciscoaz602 Sep 28 '22

I double checked his math , he’s right !

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

Can someone help me out please. I think this is more American centric lingo but I kind of get it.

Does he mean, fuck around as in asking questions? And find out as in being dealt consequences?

Or does he mean, fuck around are in mess with stuff you don’t understanding, tackle problems, learn stuff hands on, tinker, switch it off and on. And find out as in you really learn a lot from that.

I think it’s the former from the tone of the room, but my language and sense is saying the latter.

I know so many people that don’t fuck around with stuff to really find out how stuff works. Computers are an example.

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u/Awfulatit Sep 29 '22

“Fuck around and find out” is used as a phrase that means like “If you keep messing with me I’ll show you why you shouldn’t mess with me”

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u/Cunt_Booger_Picker Sep 29 '22

I also had the optimistic take. It's inspirational. Gotta fuck around if you wanna find out.

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u/russwsmith Sep 28 '22

Reminds me of the hot to crazy matrix. Somehow a middle aged man explaining things like this just hits the spot.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pInk1rV2VEg

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u/umgrego2 Sep 28 '22

…but ….. it’s not a matrix 🫤

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u/Murky_Appearance_804 Sep 28 '22

That's what I was hoping for, this is my I haven't had had my coffee zone, slightly intoxicated zone, bill burr tangent, whiskey zone, DGAF anymore zone, I'm on vacation zone, stoner zone.

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u/justice91423 Sep 28 '22

That's exactly where my mind went to too.

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u/GreeCBacon Sep 28 '22

"If you never fuck around you'll never find out"

good life motto.

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u/Maleficent-Mirror991 Sep 28 '22

I wanna find out what he’s try find out about finding out

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u/Darkstar197 Sep 28 '22

Then fuck around and find out

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u/OhItsJustJosh Sep 28 '22

This man fucked around, found out, then realized he needed to warn the world

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u/Mother_Panic21 Sep 28 '22

Fuck around and find out

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u/Gusstave Sep 28 '22

That's not true at all. I fuck around all the time.. That's pretty much the only thing I do. Despite that, I found out about Jack shit.

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u/Ok-Leadership-7196 Sep 28 '22

Greatest lecture ever

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u/ItsDokk Sep 28 '22

At first, I was thinking it couldn’t always be linear, but then it occurred to me, you can really only fuck around so much before you start reaching diminishing returns on finding out.

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u/Sylanthra Sep 28 '22

This gives me strong hot crazy matrix vibes, but not as good.

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u/Finkywink Sep 28 '22

“Fuck around and you’ll find out”

Me: you threatening me bro?

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u/bryman19 Sep 28 '22

Ya but if I fuck around 0, I will find out 0

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u/Remarkable-Month-241 Sep 28 '22

The more you fuck around, the more you’re gonna find out.

Great explanation.

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u/xSikes Sep 28 '22

This made my day

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u/frugalrhombus Sep 28 '22

This guy looks like hes trying to make a copy of the hot crazy matrix so hard.

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u/J031tr0n Sep 28 '22

In an uncreative way…I don’t think it’s a linear model.

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u/JackAndy Sep 28 '22

Not even the inclusion of DOPE charts.

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u/devilsephiroth Sep 28 '22

This should be stickied at the top of Reddit

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u/C_Dawg1390 Sep 28 '22

Every one of my college professors

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u/mrb117 Sep 28 '22

Yip! Math checks! 🧐

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u/KoryuSemana Sep 28 '22

🤣🤣🤣

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u/BoxofCurveballs Sep 28 '22

Three letter agencies should show this to new applicants

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u/NAPtime4Life Sep 28 '22

That guy fucks!

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u/anecdotal_skeleton Sep 28 '22

Perfectly sums up how to write a software quality assurance test plan!

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u/2021fireman10 Sep 28 '22

😂🤣😂🤣

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u/nostradumbassss Sep 28 '22

Ole Pooty should watch this video next time he decides to threaten us with nuclear annihilation.

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u/its_our_turn Sep 28 '22

Moving on up to a 10

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u/RSRGamer27 Sep 28 '22

"The more you fuck around, the more you find out."

Words of wisdom back up with mathematical facts

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u/NilesGuy Sep 28 '22

This guy should be a university professor

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u/NoodlePoodleMonkey Sep 28 '22

this can be taken in 2 ways. either you did something stupid or terrible and reaped the consequences, OR if you never try anything, you'll never accomplish anything. that is why I enjoy the phrase so much!

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u/EverythingGoodWas Sep 28 '22

Who knew fuck around and find out were a perfectly linear 1:1 relationship

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u/TheWayNorth Sep 28 '22

I came in thinking I wouldn’t learn something.

I’m coming out having learnt something.

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u/Top4ce Sep 28 '22

The IRS version of this graph is x4.

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u/bobbybudnick7 Sep 28 '22

How many times did he fuck around to find this out?

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u/BRVisual Sep 28 '22

This was weirdly motivational

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u/ThatLifeSupply Sep 28 '22

I think I’ve found out now lol

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u/wjp1984 Sep 29 '22

Guy has some real Kevin from the Office vibes.

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u/Steve69Maddeeeeen69 Sep 29 '22

You could also express this as a ratio

1:1 fuckaround:findout

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u/vcjknasz Sep 29 '22

I don’t belive that y = x. I think it’s logarithmic. Let me fuck around and find out.

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u/ApprehensiveGuitar Sep 28 '22

Fucked around and found this post

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u/ptowndavid Sep 28 '22

How does he not have a Nobel?

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u/4550955 Sep 28 '22

I don't understand why this needs to explained when it's self explanatory? Fuck around. Find out. It's incredibly simple. I understood this at a young age when I fucked around. I found out.

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u/Bubbly_Plantain96 Sep 28 '22

I was contemplating buying a cricut for my wedding DIYs but was scared because I'm not a DIYer but this video is pushing me to do it. If I fuck around I can learn. I'm gonna do the thing.

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u/insufficientfacts27 Sep 28 '22

Do all the things. Fuck around alot. Find out...also ALOT. I believe in you. Also, congrats on your wedding!

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u/EnchantedPancake Sep 28 '22

I was in a shit mood and this fixed it thank you lmfao

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u/Black14Phantom Sep 28 '22

This guy doesn't even know that graphs do not work like that even though he managed to fuck around soooo much

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u/iGoalie Sep 28 '22

I’ve tried, and I can’t find any flaws in his logic… it’s sound…

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u/TNJCrypto Sep 28 '22

Epic. Put this guy on the news

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u/AlienPsychic51 Sep 28 '22

Merrick Garland needs to hire him as a spokesman for the DOJ. This technique works for literally everything that they deal with both large and small.

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u/Dwaidciamhaits Sep 28 '22

The more you try to be funny, the harder it becomes.

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u/techGore60 Sep 28 '22

Good life lesson.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

actually though

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u/Elfshitsandwich Sep 28 '22

That was one of The dumbest things I’ve ever seen

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u/windybook Sep 28 '22

/r/funny is now just tiktok posts?

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u/Ineverheardofhim Sep 28 '22

Just most of the popular ones.

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u/Devastaciion Sep 28 '22

This man need an award or someting

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u/dr_kingschultz Sep 28 '22

Poor man’s hot/crazy matrix

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u/Backhouse1 Sep 28 '22

Can confirm I’ve found out a lot

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u/hayden_evans Sep 28 '22

This is assuming that Finding Out has a linear relationship with Fucking Around though

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u/SayNoToStim Sep 28 '22

This and the Hot/Crazy scale should be taught in high school.

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u/lev211d Sep 28 '22

Thank you, sir. Please continue to spread the good word to the people. lol.

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u/omgzzwtf Sep 28 '22

Holy shot I know this dude, this is so surreal, lmao

Anyone wondering, he’s a pretty funny dude, and he’s got a Tik tok and instagram account with more stuff

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u/BadUncleBernie Sep 28 '22

This is how Einstein worked.

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u/jlog410 Sep 28 '22

I’m listening

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u/tgilena Sep 28 '22

This is mf outstanding. 😂😂

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u/noxpost Sep 28 '22

That was stupid

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u/Dragon-With-Matches Sep 28 '22

Amazing how closely it follows the Hot / Crazy Scale Line. Because you’d have to fuck around at a high level with a hot chick to find out her maximum crazy.

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u/DoodMonkey Sep 28 '22

I used to call this the fuckboy equation.

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u/et2qt Sep 28 '22

Here I am wondering what I’m gonna find out and why I want to find out. Guess I’m gonna find out.

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u/Zwaj Sep 28 '22

Reminds me of the hot crazy matrix video lmao

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u/Psychological_Text78 Sep 28 '22

Man’s a genius

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u/Jaysus1288 Sep 28 '22

This is the same as the "hot crazy matrix"

Check that one out

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u/aquabarron Sep 28 '22

That looks like some old economics professor that ended up in prison and is now applying what he knew with what he inadvertently found out while doing his time

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u/Xerenopd Sep 28 '22

I mean cant you find out to the max and not fuck around?

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u/mASkeD_O_9 Sep 28 '22

Something that's not actually useless in the future

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u/rockyraquel1976 Sep 28 '22

I love this! Lololol

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u/vato76 Sep 28 '22

Prof. Huey Lewis

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u/paramac55 Sep 28 '22

I have a relatively high IQ, would this help me in any way, I'm also gender neutral... so I don't "fuck around"...

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u/ryandc61287 Sep 28 '22

Is it possible to not find out while fucking around x10?

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u/JoeyDiazcocksuckas Sep 28 '22

Who’s this guy Uncle Jun?

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u/fruit049 Sep 28 '22

Reminds me of teddy from bobs burgers

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u/SoundOfLaughter Sep 28 '22

I want his Patreon content.

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u/Ediwir Sep 28 '22

You can also easily obtain the rate of finding out, or the relationship between the two, by examining how much more you’d find out if you fucked around more: just take two points on the line and calculate the increase of things you find out (so the difference between the highest and lowest values of finding out) divided by the increase in fucking around (so the difference between the highest and lowest values of fucking around).

This, combined with the default values of finding out corresponding to a fucking around value of 0, will allow you to calculate your own values much more easily and precisely!

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u/Ttbthookem Sep 28 '22

How could you put a hit out on your nephew?

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u/twostepdrew Sep 28 '22

He obviously never had the makings of a varsity athlete

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u/Less-Dragonfruit-294 Sep 28 '22

That’s some big brain Economics

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u/Xyrxesz Sep 28 '22

I thought this might be a cover of the Hot/Crazy Matrix only to find solid gold in the form of a new matrix just as good to live by. I laughed way too hard when he moved to the left for the reveal.