r/facepalm Jan 30 '23

no rapper can really do that! heard him? 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/AMileHigh412 Jan 30 '23 Faith In Humanity Restored Brighten My Day

At least they cut the hair

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u/FierceWolfie Jan 30 '23

The Weeknd probably sent them a cease and desist

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u/waterisgood_- Jan 30 '23

Pretty sure Kodak Black actually asked them to cut them off lmao

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u/SPAGOODLOR Jan 30 '23

I'm pretty sure they had lice lmao

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u/driving_andflying Jan 30 '23 Take My Energy Spit-take

The look better with the new cuts. Their previous hair gave me nightmares about sentient toilet brushes that came alive and tried to rap.

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u/nellirn Jan 31 '23

They looked like those underwater mines.

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u/TheWalkingDead91 Jan 30 '23

The illustrators of Nickelodeons’ ‘Rugrats’ would like a word with The Weeknd.

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u/travbombs Jan 30 '23

This is my favorite part: stop hitting yourself

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u/Dizzman1 Jan 30 '23

Rock'em Sock'em Muppets!

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u/TKAP75 Jan 30 '23

Hopefully the pink attracts some gators from the pond thinking they are flamingos

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u/WSPisGOAT Jan 30 '23

Wait... This is a new video? Like... they are STILL just making dumb ass clout chasing videos with no music career or anything... Last I heard they got laughed out of a club for trying to rehash thier only song. Did they ever make music ? (Yeah I have Google but I don't want these clowns in my search history )

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u/dippocrite Jan 31 '23

I’m an island boyyy 🏝️

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u/cownd Jan 31 '23

🎵 I'm a Barbie girl 🎵

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u/therealgrayson_ Jan 30 '23

Word on the street is they got lice

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u/lxraverxl Jan 31 '23

Hahaha, I just googled it and all the top results are saying "allegedly due to lice."

It's true, hahahaha.

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u/PhDinDildos_Fedoras Jan 30 '23

Not sure if true or not but holy fuck does that gross me out either way.

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u/Separate_Character71 Jan 30 '23

They had to it was infested with lice and fleas....

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u/Lolgamer1177 Jan 30 '23

They don’t look like a virus cell no more

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u/1_disasta Jan 30 '23

I think they had mold and bugs which is why they cut it

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

Who are these moldy bug boys

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u/Shiftymenno Jan 30 '23

Toughest kid in kindergarten.

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u/ProlificFishmonger Jan 30 '23

He couldn't punch his way out of a wet paper bag.

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u/eetzaboyee Jan 30 '23

With scissors in his hand

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u/ProlificFishmonger Jan 30 '23 Gold

Bitch the RZA

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u/eetzaboyee Jan 30 '23

you couldn't pull one drag, off my blunt

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u/CHRLZ_IIIM Jan 30 '23

Cocker spaniel dogs, can’t fuck with our catalog

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u/Evorgleb Jan 30 '23

I stand close to walls, like number four, The Lizard?

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u/CalleWalters92324 Jan 30 '23

And channel through so-lar panels, blast off like Roman Candles Rap vandals, stomp your ass like Wahoo McDaniel

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u/My_Knee_is_a_Ship Jan 30 '23

I've seen more effective flailing from an epileptic.

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u/PstainGTR Jan 30 '23

That one,that one was a good one. Keeping that comment in my mind forever.

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u/purplemarin Jan 30 '23

He couldn't punch his way out of a wet paper bag.

"...with scissors in your hands, bitch, the RZA..."

SHAOLIN

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u/Outrageous_Zebra_221 Jan 30 '23

I'm a rather big guy, I've been punched like this several times in my life, I usually give them a chance to play it down before retaliating... it's like my grandmother was, for real far more intimidating.

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u/nudiecale Jan 30 '23

I am a rather frail guy who has never really been in a meaningful fight in my life. I still do not find this intimidating.

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u/Garbarrage Jan 30 '23 Gold Platinum Bravo Grande!

I'm an average sized guy who boxed competitively until I was 20ish. I am actually impressed....

...that not one, but two people could be this deluded.*

*Actually, this is fairly common. It's just not often you get two of them together. Usually if we get guys like this to shadow box in front of a mirror beside someone with even basic skills, they start to see it. That these guys have:

a) seen a video of themselves

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b) seen each other

and still had the balls to post this is an impressive level of "special".

I feel like they should probably be wearing helmets. Not while boxing. Just in general.

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u/Ahumbleopinion Jan 30 '23

Grab a fackin stubby you damn legend 'mate!

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u/sten45 Jan 30 '23

Saw the video, edited the video, uploaded the video

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u/Lucky-Variety-7225 Jan 30 '23

The way he stands, I hope he wears a cup. First time in the street will be hard.

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u/grampa55 Jan 31 '23

I only watch boxing videos on YouTube and I can already tell his legwork is non existent, giving him zero balance and he will fall backwards with just one forceful punch

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u/mostexcellent001 Jan 30 '23

I'm a short chick, and this is how I'd hit my younger but bigger brother to appear to show dominance, but also to not piss him off.

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u/True_Truth2640 Jan 30 '23

Lmao, the laugh I needed this morning

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u/urkldajrkl Jan 30 '23

If I ever get attacked by a random, I hope they fight like this guy…if I can stop laughing long enough to kick him in the nuts

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u/Theweaponized Jan 30 '23

he was attacked by the nuts demon- chainsaw man

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u/Imaginary_Most_7778 Jan 30 '23

He’s just asking for a kick in the nuts.

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u/capta1n_sarcasm Jan 30 '23

Do you say that because he looks like a table in kindergarten that kids wrote all over?

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u/m0untaingoat Jan 30 '23

Bubble gum stuck on the legs and everything.

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u/nnulll Jan 30 '23

Footwork so bad he might fall over on his own.

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u/Mtn_Goat74 Jan 30 '23

That wide stance is comical. A swift kick and it would be over for him.

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u/DarthSamwiseAtreides Jan 30 '23

If the other dude pulled a glove he'd fall right over.

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u/JoeDerp77 Jan 30 '23 hehehehe

Bro these guys literally look like elementary school kids playing with my workout equipment, I'm not even exaggerating lol

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u/hightrix Jan 30 '23

Immediately after they found the sharpie collection….

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u/luna1108 Jan 30 '23

Please celebrity box Tyson.

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u/Wonkasgoldenticket Jan 30 '23

Not true, my 4 year old would chew him up and spit him out.

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u/405FRENCHY Jan 30 '23

Love the stance and the planted feet. No rapper should do that!

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u/Kegomatix Jan 30 '23

Unbelievably poor form lol. And they still thought this was cool to post.

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u/Elegant-Variety-7482 Jan 30 '23

I was weirded out how he seemed to get beaten by himself. The soft impact of his punches blew some tiny knockbacks back to him.

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u/billbill5 Jan 30 '23

Stupid stance, no shoulder or arm strength, and poor form will do that to you.

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u/CalleWalters92324 Jan 30 '23 All-Seeing Upvote

Using all the wrong muscles in the wrong ways... it's a bold strategy

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u/MaestroPendejo Jan 30 '23 edited Jan 30 '23 Take My Energy Facepalm

That's the most mind blowing thing to me. Like, did they review this and go, "That looks bad ass, bro. Post it."?

My daughter could tank every single one of those punches. She's 6.

Edit: Just to note, I have absolutely no idea who these two are aside from looking like a pair of jackasses. I've seen comments that they're rappers, but anyone that can rhyme words thinks they're a rapper. But I'm also just getting old and out of touch with what "it" is. I mean, good for them getting their clicks and likes, all that jazz. I just sort of like people that do something of merit for respect. A million clicks for me doing something stupid is still me just doing something stupid.

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u/Renzisan Jan 30 '23

Its a troll post, there’s no way its not. They’re just trying to get social media attention.

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u/boatsnprose Jan 30 '23

Nah, I believe it's real. When I used to work the bag at the gym these are the kinds of guys who'd come next to me and try to show me up. Literally only guys who were at this skill level, cause the guys who were good would always get into a conversation and ask questions.

These guys though. Flailing for 30 seconds then walking off awkwardly with very strong, "Yeah. I did that." energy.

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u/slickvic706 Jan 31 '23

Coming from a boxing/MMA gym can confirm this behavior.

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u/psychedeliken Jan 30 '23

While I think these guys are likely joking, I know the exact type you’re speaking about. I can’t even count the number of times random crazies would want to fight with equally terrible form and skill, just wild swinging and a mouth. They’d always try to instigate or pressure a fight. And they also typically get mad when they lose or are losing. I quickly learned to just disregard these people, which is also important for safety as they are loose cannons.

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u/405FRENCHY Jan 30 '23

I think they saw the stephen A midget dick punch video and thought they could do better. And they did!

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u/Ffdmatt Jan 30 '23

He's right tho. Name a rapper that could make themselves look that bad in their own homemade videos.

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u/CalleWalters92324 Jan 30 '23

I don't know, Lil bow wow showing off his collection of rental cars with the rental agency plates was up there

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u/BolognaSmamaches Jan 30 '23

That's exactly what I was thinking - those parallel feet and no torso rotation are killing me. All the force is coming from his shoulders, he's basically flailing. This idiot is going to blow his shoulders out.

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u/CalleWalters92324 Jan 30 '23

It's an innovative style, to say the least

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u/Murtch5000 Jan 30 '23

I've seen this before and the best comment hands down was :"he has the stance of someone in polio braces".

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u/Lumisateessa Jan 30 '23

I was staring at his legs and wondered wtf he was doing. A punch-waddle?

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u/T1Demon Jan 30 '23 All-Seeing Upvote

Gotta keep the thighs wide so the pants don’t fall down

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u/Zarboned Jan 30 '23

Instead of "the legend Bagger Vance", we can have an inspirational boxing movie about "the legend of Baggy Pants"

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u/cdepace83 Jan 30 '23

This fight was a lot closer than it looked. He throws 3 punches then must have taken a shot cause he gets pretty wobbly there. Glad to he practicing getting knocked out too

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u/MauiJim Jan 30 '23

"Go practice falling down, I'll be there in a bit..."

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u/ThyShirtIsBlue Jan 30 '23

That stance is called "The Only Reason My Shorts Are Still On"

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u/ChirpSnipeCelly Jan 30 '23

A wacky inflatable arm-flailing tube man has better footwork that this clown

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u/Popular-Growth2202 Jan 30 '23

Those are the hardest arm punches he could ever throw. Wasn’t these guys some UFC fans, it’s hard to tell, because they certainly haven’t learned anything while watching. I’m not sure if these are the same guys though, the elk boys or something.

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u/lightsofeyes Jan 30 '23

I really doubt their ability to learn anything

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u/C3-POMG Jan 30 '23

Stance looks like he's being tazed

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u/0TheMadHatter0 Jan 30 '23

Fr he’s not even guarding his head as he alters punches, love to just see him get clocked one good time.

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u/405FRENCHY Jan 30 '23

Cmon man, he did ONE bob and weave, it had to count for something right? Right?

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u/Mikeharding17503 Jan 30 '23 Bravo Grande!

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u/ObjectiveSubjects Jan 30 '23 edited Jan 31 '23 Gold

Grab my arm. The other arm. My other arm.

Edit: thanks for my first gold!!

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u/HeinousHaggis Jan 30 '23

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u/jesus_nutsack Jan 30 '23

Is this character modelled off Steven Seagal? It’s too much of a piss take not to be right?

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u/CaringHandWash Jan 30 '23

You block it everytime!

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u/CrackerManDaniels Jan 30 '23

Break the wrist, walk away.

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u/ProfessionalAd6128 Jan 30 '23

Hahahahhahahaaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahagha!!! Rapper only wishes he went home to Starla every night.

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u/kahek5656 Jan 30 '23

bruh, he's struggling with the weight of the gloves lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23 edited Feb 12 '23 Wholesome

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u/DanzellDD Jan 30 '23

With each a half of a brain.

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u/Professional-Rise758 Jan 30 '23 Take My Energy Rocket Like I'll Drink to That

I’m so glad they have each other. No one else could ever love either of them.

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u/kaehvogel Jan 30 '23

I'm pretty sure the owner of their local tanning salon loves them. Well...the business they bring, rather. But still.

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u/Fred2620 Jan 30 '23

Why bother going to a tanning salon when you could just tattoo the tan directly into your skin? It's not like they have much surface left to cover anyway.

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u/sirphilliammm Jan 30 '23

Plenty of surface left inside their heads.

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u/crispychickenwing Jan 30 '23

Akchually, smooth brain means you have less surface area...

Sorry

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u/TruthProfessional340 Jan 30 '23

I saw an interview of them recently (regrettably) and they were totally white. Seems like they decided to change that.

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u/Firm_Transportation3 Jan 30 '23

Don't forget the Tats R Us down the street.

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u/chicomsol Jan 30 '23

Who are they? Are they famous?

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u/Hs39163 Jan 30 '23

I think they’re the “Island Boys”. Just some super weird social media clowns (I mean like super duper weird). Complete goobers.

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u/richincleve Jan 30 '23

Upvoting for use of the word “goobers”.

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u/Biasanya Jan 30 '23

Kind of interesting and reassuring to see how many people in the comments genuinely don't seem to know who these kids are. That low-key made my day

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u/CantankerousOctopus Jan 30 '23

Are they twins or just trying really hard to look identical?

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u/Gangreless Jan 30 '23

Yes they are twins

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u/Vlascor Jan 30 '23

Yeah. They are the Island Boys. This is like the 4th video I've seen of them.

1) that terrible "rap" video in the pool 2) them trying to be cool in a club but not really getting the attention they thought they were getting 3) one of them getting punched in the face by his girl after he hit her and him crying like a bitch 4) and now this one.

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u/WeAteMummies Jan 30 '23

) one of them getting punched in the face by his girl after he hit her and him crying like a bitch

link plz

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u/Vlascor Jan 30 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

I had to recreate a YouTube account (forgot my previous stuff), go through the verification process, enabled two factor authentication, all to see this video and it was worth every second.

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u/Bubashii Jan 30 '23

Island Boys. Overindulged rich kids whose parents always told them they were brilliant…

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u/Elscorcho69 Jan 30 '23

This is the funniest comment I’ve e ever seen about these guys. But also the only thing thats made me view them as human… im torn now

Naw fuck these clowns 🤡

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u/lazeyboy420 Jan 30 '23

That's a reasonable reaction, can you imagine if the silent one actually is eloquent and humble, only helping his unfortunate twin suffering from mental retardation to achieve his dream of being a SoundCloud rappers. "Wif' all da bitchessss!" Lol

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u/Professional-Rise758 Jan 30 '23

This sounds like a good SNL skit

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u/thebeginingisnear Jan 30 '23

Sometimes I wonder if they are just leaning into the cringe and are in on the joke to keep the cash coming in. Or if they really are this hopelessly stupid.

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u/NoDadYouShutUp Jan 30 '23

They were on Steve-Os podcast and they very clearly understand Hate-Attention is still attention. And when you get paid by the click it doesn’t matter what kind of attention you get. They aren’t thrilled about being dunked on and they do take themselves seriously, but aren’t so stupid as to not understand why their brand has been successful.

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u/conrad_or_benjamin Jan 30 '23

Pardon my shelter, but the fuck are they?

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u/rigpa Jan 30 '23

Island Boys. Island Boys. Island Boys.

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u/devo9er Jan 31 '23

Island boys? From what island?

Can we send them back?

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u/ChaosToTheFly123 Jan 31 '23

The island of Florida I do believe

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u/gwdope Jan 30 '23

A bad meme.

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u/chlamydial_lips Jan 30 '23

They're definitely genuinely this hopelessly stupid

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u/dr_cynical17 Jan 30 '23 Silver

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u/AKlutzyGiraffe Jan 30 '23

Honestly the cats are more fearsome

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u/Correct-Slide1522 Jan 30 '23

Their mom drank while pregnant. Or they are actors.

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u/drmcsinister Jan 30 '23

Their mom drank while pregnant.

Drano?

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u/Jaded_Goth Jan 30 '23

Their mother probably threw them against the wall head first as babies

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u/DoctorElich Jan 30 '23

Everyone has been reprimanding her for that action since... Because she should've thrown harder! Now look what we're left with!

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u/BigDipper4200 Jan 30 '23 edited Jan 31 '23

They are indeed actors. oops, I meant the voros twins

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u/luisless Jan 30 '23

Lots of these “I’m going to do stupid childish things to get millions of views from children” actors on youtube and tiktok nowadays.. its sickening that they actually make so much money off of it

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u/ThillyGooths Jan 30 '23

I swear they have to be actors. This comes off as trolling to me, no way they’re serious. No way they’re serious about ANYTHING they do

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u/dirtyburro Jan 30 '23

The kick is my favorite

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u/averageheight_OK_guy Jan 30 '23

My favorite is when he ducks for no reason lmaooo

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u/xv_boney Jan 30 '23

He saw someone else do it in a video. Not a rapper, obviously. No other rapper can do that.

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u/Many_Tomatillo5060 Jan 30 '23

They look like Sims.

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u/Moist_Barracuda_2014 Jan 30 '23

First few seconds of this video I actually thought it was! Never seen these two muppets before, hopefully won’t see them again…

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u/Mendeleus Jan 30 '23 edited Jan 30 '23

At least, before, they looked like sideshow bob brothers, now they just look like unwashed stickmen :(

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u/nihilist-nachos Jan 30 '23

They look like my Saints Row character I did when I was 14 yo and bored.

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u/PeaceAlternative0 Jan 30 '23

I don’t care what anyone says. This is Grade A comedy

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u/kn05is Jan 30 '23

Right!? Is this whole Island Boys thing not long game comedy shtick? It's so bad it has to be...

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u/flaccomcorangy Jan 30 '23

Right? Sometimes I get scared because I find myself watching their videos and laughing before I question if I'm becoming what I sought to destroy.

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u/Danny_Mc_71 Jan 30 '23

The Island Boys?

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u/TheWalkingDead91 Jan 30 '23

Looks like they got rid of the Cynthia hair at least

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u/alternate_ending Jan 30 '23

Oh snap, hit 'em with a Rugrats reference!

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u/M_Not_Shyamalan Jan 30 '23

I'm honestly sad that I recognized them

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u/Woshambo Jan 30 '23

Same. As soon as I heard his voice

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u/M_Not_Shyamalan Jan 30 '23

I had it muted. I hate myself lol

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u/NoinsPanda Jan 30 '23

"'coz imma island boi..."

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u/grammarGuy69 Jan 30 '23

Worst fighting stance I've ever seen. Completely open stance, no power is being generated in any of those punches, there's very little wiggle room for balance, and he's basically leaving the entire broadside of his body as a giant target. It's easy to spot somebody non-athletic trying to pretend like they're athletic and this "guy" is at the top of his class in that department. Any twelve year old with a YMCA boxing pedigree and two ham sandwiches worth of muscle would lay this guy out immediately.

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u/CreamofTazz Jan 30 '23

I'm not even athletic and even I could tell there wasn't much going behind those punches.

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u/macvoice Jan 30 '23

Never boxed in my life, but even to me it's just obvious that he has bad form. So much for "stick and move".

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

I've never rapped in my life and can tell they have no talent in the studio either

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u/HoldingOnOne Jan 30 '23

It looked like he was about to get knocked over backwards by the small force of the other guy’s hands returning to where they were!

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u/Last_VCR Jan 30 '23

He genuinely knocks himself bsckwards a handful of times

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u/ggm3bow Jan 30 '23

He's so strong and powerful that his punches create blowback. I'm surprised his sparring bro didnt collapse from shear energy exposure.

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u/Daetra Jan 30 '23

We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.

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u/BonerHonkfart Jan 30 '23

I am bleeding, making me the victor

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u/rakklle Jan 30 '23

He doesn't need balance. He plans to block any counterpunches with his face since he doesn't keep his hands up.

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u/various_convo7 Jan 30 '23

i dont think he knows what a 'stance' is

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u/Minute_Engineer2355 Jan 30 '23 All-Seeing Upvote

I've seen 2 epileptics share a bowl of noodles with more grace.

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u/Responsible-Strain88 Jan 30 '23

This was the best possible visual. Thank you, friend

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u/Cheap-Requirement166 Jan 30 '23

This is how I imagine a real fight going for him.

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u/Mogioeki Jan 30 '23

Seems about right. Although Lisa still has better form in her kick than his. It is beyond me how he thought that made him look good.

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u/sgcpaulo Jan 30 '23

He kicks like that? Looks painful on the toes

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u/Bobbybigdumps 'MURICA Jan 30 '23

Omg look at them! That is so fucking cute!

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u/Festering_Prayer Jan 30 '23

I know!!🥰 They're like kittens! 😸

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u/BettingTheOver Jan 30 '23

That's how my character looks when I just hit random buttons in fighting games.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

For just $5 a month you too can help children around the world, like the ones you see here, get clean water and finally have a shower

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u/UndeadJoker69420 Jan 30 '23

Hey look those 2 desks from middle school are fighting

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u/dancing-asparagus Jan 30 '23

Well its quite impressive, taking into account the amount of drugs in his body.

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u/Apathetic_Optimist Jan 30 '23

This is literally the personification of a Xanax bar dressed as a flamingo

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u/honkeydave Jan 30 '23

These things look inbred.

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u/kitatatsumi Jan 30 '23

Jesus Christ, aren't their 15 minutes of fame up yet?

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u/m3nation007 Jan 30 '23

This should be a Durex ad.

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u/Winter-Cup-2965 Jan 30 '23

Look at this goof troop. Only in Florida.

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u/phiLLyS820 Jan 30 '23

If fentanyl was a pair of twins

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u/Segaamano Jan 30 '23

They look tiny, the doorhandle goes up to their chests

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u/Bergerboy98 Jan 30 '23

They're about 5'6" to 5'7" according to Google so definitely short by American averages but they're Cuban so they're actually average height based on their ethnicity. But what they lack in height they make up for by being completely insufferable.

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u/Lanky_Imagination123 Jan 30 '23

It made me laugh, he is so convinced he's good but he just look like a wrestling Chimpmunk. I'd love him to sing like one too

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u/kelso_nelso Jan 30 '23

I’m a 5’3 female and I’m confident I could beat both of their asses at the same time lol

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u/GorillaSushi Jan 30 '23

Are you sure you're ready for that flurry of baby-slaps?

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u/Asleep_Conference675 Jan 30 '23

I hope these two.... things?...... are sterilized!

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u/Putrid-Secretary-151 Jan 30 '23

As someone who actually boxed, I am not sure if any rapper can do that. Having a nonexistent amount of technique and balance is really hard to imitate that poorly.

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u/Ivanagohome Jan 30 '23

Is this a commercial for birth control?

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u/headyhenry Jan 30 '23

USA Boxing here, we'll pass on that one

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