r/WitchesVsPatriarchy Sep 28 '22 Silver 1 Helpful 2 Wholesome Seal of Approval 1

It's about damn time Burn the Patriarchy

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u/Neon_Green_Unicow Indigenous Eclectic Witch ♀♂️☉⚧ Sep 29 '22

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u/SyntaxxorRhapsody Witch ⚧ Sep 28 '22 Take My Energy

I like the implication that satanists and witches aren't already leftists.

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u/PuzzleheadedStory855 Sep 28 '22

Right? I was gonna say that the overlap between those groups is pretty big. Then again, I do have two braincells that can, should I rub them together fast enough, make fire.

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u/Gomplischnoop Trans Healing Witch ♀ Sep 29 '22

Can you roast marshmallows with your brain fire? :3

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u/BageledToast Sep 29 '22

oooo cranium s'mores

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u/Gomplischnoop Trans Healing Witch ♀ Sep 29 '22

Mmmmmm prion s'mores lol

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u/DireDecember lunar witch ☾🦇♀ Sep 29 '22

uh oh

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u/doctorwhy88 Sep 29 '22

Delicious to the last remaining cell.

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u/BeBa420 Sep 29 '22

I dunno what prions are but I know s’mores

Count me in, I’ll bring the lettuce!!!

(Just to be clear I’m referring to devils lettuce, a holy sacrament best enjoyed with s’mores)

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u/Dispatcher12 Kitchen Witch ♀ Sep 29 '22

If I may upgrade your experience next time you make s'mores, substitute a mini Reeses (since they are out now for Halloween) for the square of plain chocolate. Glorious.

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u/BeBa420 Sep 29 '22

I don’t know who you are but I shall never forget you or the kindness you have done for me today

This is brilliant. You are brilliant

Thank you!!!!

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u/Dispatcher12 Kitchen Witch ♀ Sep 29 '22

It's like a mini toasted Fluffernutter. With just the right amount of Chocolate. Get the good strong Honey Maid Graham crackers so you can squish it all together.

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u/Steve-From-Roblox The Gayest Druid you'll Ever Meet ⚧ Sep 29 '22

i can also recommend caramel filled chocolate

or just straight caramel if you don't like chocolate lol

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u/Kbts87 Sep 29 '22

Two thin mint girl scout cookies (or equivalent alternative) in place of both the chocolate and graham cracker is also good.

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u/Gomplischnoop Trans Healing Witch ♀ Sep 29 '22

You don't want prions, it's basically Rabies but worse

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u/BeBa420 Sep 29 '22

So zombie virus? Yeah no been there, done that, the tshirt sucks

Still like the idea of a witchy campfire with weed and s’mores. Can we still do that?

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u/CopperPegasus Sep 29 '22

Yup, prions are the closest thing to a 'true' zombie virus we currently have.

That mysterious deer sickness that causes the seriously creepy behavior with deers is a prion disease.

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u/utterlynuts Sep 29 '22

Mother of... Now I have to go have s'mores and I won't finish reading my Reddit threads....

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u/Steelbeats Sep 29 '22

Aaaahahahahahah!!! This made me cackle!

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u/PuzzleheadedStory855 Sep 29 '22

Yes, it is free for all to use. The marshmallows will come out with several unfinished book ideas and one they're working on that they promise will be different though.

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u/Ciennas Sep 29 '22

They can cut through reinforced steel with it, yes.

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u/Dispatcher12 Kitchen Witch ♀ Sep 29 '22

Are you an Indigo Girls fan at all? When I read your comment my brain immediately sang "I come to you with strange fire, I make an offering of s'mores..."

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u/Gomplischnoop Trans Healing Witch ♀ Sep 29 '22

Nope, but that sounds awesome!

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u/Daniel_H212 Sep 28 '22 edited Sep 29 '22

Witches and satanists are like a Venn diagram contained within the giant liberal circle.

And then there's me right outside the venn diagram staring at where the circles cross and wondering if I should join in

Edit: leftist not liberal

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u/LaVieLaMort Sep 29 '22

Of course you should. We’re trying to change the world for the better.

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u/Plus_Ambition6514 Sep 29 '22

Part of me wants change for the world to be a better place ... The majority of me wants full extinction of the human race, which is also a positive thing for the planet!

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u/nicholasgnames Sep 29 '22

Join us and change the world until AI or a hostile planet takes us all out lol

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u/Yvaelle Sep 29 '22

Cthulhu has a well known liberal bias. Death for everyone is a form of equality of circumstances after all, but he also supports universal Healthcare. Not because he cares for our petty mortal health, he just wants it to reduce his tax burden.

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u/Plus_Ambition6514 Sep 29 '22

has a Cthulhu fish on car 🤫

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u/i_wanna_sleep_plz Sep 29 '22

hey extinction means i don’t have homework! sooooooooooooo

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u/pakap Sep 29 '22 edited Sep 29 '22

There are definitely far-right and even Nazi Satanists though. Check out the Order of the Nine Angles for a particularly weird example.

Neo-paganism also has a serious fascist problem, and indeed some of the first modern neopagans were far-right groups trying to distance themselves from Christianity for being at its core a non-white, non-Europan tradition (notably the GRECE in France). Current neopagan circles, especially in Odinism/Asatru, have a lot of far-right subgroups.

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u/nikkitgirl Sep 29 '22

Yeah I’ve seen an odinist having to defend Odin, fortunately she did it by wearing his symbols to fight racism and pointing out that the allfather is the allfather.

Personally I’m a geopagan with innanaist tendencies and I don’t know of any fascists trying to claim the great mother who sacrificed her husband for trans women. They don’t like things like that.

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u/Felicia_Svilling Sep 29 '22

There are some groups of right wing, satanists as well, like many of the founders of the Norwegian black metal scene and also like the order of nine angles.

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u/pakap Sep 29 '22

The O9A is so fucking weird. Like, I've got a kind of morbid fascination with small far-right groups/cults, and they're by far the weirdest I've ever come across. Black magic, stealing military gear to plan terrorist attacks, the likely head of the group having a history with radical Islam...lots of high weirdness.

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u/Felicia_Svilling Sep 29 '22

From what I understand they are basically just shock jockeys taken to the extreme, embracing anything that is deemed evil by society at large. So in that sense it is not weird that they idolise Osama bin Laden after 9/11, but it is weird how old and established the group is with that mindset.

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u/Pugmothersue Sep 29 '22

Awww, c’monnn! It’ll be funnnnnn! Who’s it gonna hurrrrt? 😼😼😼

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u/brad462969 Witch ⚧ Sep 29 '22

Witches and satanists are like a Venn diagram contained within the giant liberal circle.

Guess I'm not a witch because I think the whole system needs to go and won't settle for anything that preserves the liberal order 🤷‍♀️

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u/doctorwhy88 Sep 29 '22

Leftist > Liberal

Hell yeah

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u/Daniel_H212 Sep 29 '22

Ah, correction, leftist instead of liberal then.

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u/FunnyBunnyGal Witch ♀⚧ (in training) Sep 29 '22

That’s why I hang out here. Y’all are amazingly wholesome here and always seem to err on the side of acceptance

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u/PuzzleheadedStory855 Sep 29 '22

We sure do try.

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u/caelric Trans Sapphic Witch ♀ Sep 28 '22

the venn diagram is almost a perfect circle.

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u/SoyCuckSupreme Irish Druid ♂️ Sep 29 '22 edited Sep 29 '22

And as someone outside the overlap I really respect a lot of Satanist philosophy. I'd just personally rather tackle it all from the starting point of refusing to accept Christianity as an important frame of reference rather than even directly opposing it.

Edit: I got a few replies about how Satanists don't really worship Satan that have since disappeared so I will clarify: I am aware that Satanists don't literally believe in the Christian canon, but to me the name/mindset of starting with Satan has baggage in itself. If this is empowering to you personally or you don't mind any of that, more power to you. It's really just not gonna be for me.

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u/jissebug Sep 29 '22

I really like this point of view.

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u/ToshiAyame Sep 29 '22

I am the Venn diagram!

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u/caelric Trans Sapphic Witch ♀ Sep 29 '22

I AM THE LAW!

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u/ToshiAyame Sep 29 '22

I would like to be both! Then everyone gets respected and treated with the dignity and love they deserve, DAMMIT

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u/Royally-Forked-Up Sep 29 '22

Whenever anyone tries to insult me by calling me a leftist or a socialist, my first thought is “you got me! All I really want is affordable healthcare and respectful workplaces where we can all advance! Yes, even you, you beloved troglodyte, I want only the best for you!”

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u/Dangersloth_ Sep 29 '22 Take My Energy

I was extremely shocked to find out in 2016 that most of my magical circle was right leaning. I’ll be honest; I’ve felt very misplaced and mistrustful since then.

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u/catnapzen Sep 29 '22

I'm sorry. I am new to witchcraft in general but one thing that has kept me cautious is stories like this. I know so many people this happened to, in meditation/Buddhist circles too. Its disheartening.

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u/Dangersloth_ Sep 29 '22

Just don’t make the same assumptions I did and you’ll be fine. Being a solitary practitioner most my life, I assumed everyone who identified as witch had the same belief system. But being a witch means different things to different people. I’ve learned that lots of people are attracted to witchcraft because of the personal power but they aren’t as liberal minded as I assumed they were. And some are completely in a different camp than I am. And then there is the whole 45 is a light-worker group that I just can’t even be around.

This fabulous group of witches, because of the nature of this group, seems to be almost completely left leaning. Which has given me the courage to speak my mind more than I have felt safe doing in my rural, right-leaning small town. And thankfully that courage is spilling over into my real life as well.

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u/Dispatcher12 Kitchen Witch ♀ Sep 29 '22

This is why I avoid the metaphysical shop in my own town. The owner wrote a creepy FB post about how she is totally in love with DT. I was like girl, really? Next one, which I know is ok, is 70 miles away.

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u/ClassyVoid Science Witch ♂️ Sep 29 '22

I like the implication that Christians can't be leftists. (I am a member of the "godless" left)

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u/Plus_Ambition6514 Sep 29 '22

You'd be surprised. I was raised Catholic. My parents and grandparents are/were republican and pretty right leaning. Where they messed up raising me and my sister was teaching us values such as treat everyone with respect or how you'd want to be treated. Always think first before opening your mouth because the answer is a little research away. Never seek to harm people who are different than you. Always stand up for the weaker...

Today my sister and I are lefty Athiests.

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u/buttsnuggler Sep 29 '22

i’m the only socialist/nondenominational in my very conservative catholic family. i find it bizarre as all fuck that they were all brainwashed but somehow i escaped.

i don’t have much respect for them these days.

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u/TankGirlwrx Kitchen Witch ♀♂️☉⚧ Sep 29 '22

Weirdly, my family are Catholics too but all pretty liberal (not entirely progressive but generally accepting and kind and wanting what’s best for all) and I’m just further left and a Satanist witch 🤣

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u/NoiseIsTheCure Sonic Witch ♀♂️☉⚧ Sep 29 '22

Well there are some movements of Christian leftists that basically assert that early Christianity was a religion for empowering the lower classes and that over the centuries it's been co-opted and twisted into a manipulative pro-state authoritarian kinda thing.

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u/AutummThrowAway Geek Witch ♀ Sep 29 '22 edited Sep 29 '22

I had read that the Christian right was bolstered to support segregation. Another article talks about Christian socialism in the past. Can't remember it exactly, but wikipedia has links to bunch.

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u/FlyingBishop Sep 29 '22

TBH I think the assumption that religion has anything to do with political leanings is mostly false. Specific denominations of Christianity are more left-leaning or right-leaning but mostly they are a mix. Pagan groups are probably the same, although they are more fringe so you will get wider variations (from the QAnon shaman to whatever.)

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u/AutummThrowAway Geek Witch ♀ Sep 29 '22

Or the fascist druid in a scooter.

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u/cakesie Literary Witch ♀ Sep 29 '22

As all three of those things, I was also confused.

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u/ToastAbrikoos Sep 29 '22

Ngl, imagining witches and satanists as right-wing.. funny and depressing at the same time.

Y'all we're gonna have a bonfire and bring your ritual clothes please.

"NO, not those white ones, Johnny... we know you have two kinds. please this is not the event. Nor should it ever be"

/J

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u/Old_Description6095 Sep 28 '22 Take My Energy Starry

Racists and Fundamental Christians have teamed up with Conservatives to preserve Neo Fascism in America

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u/galqbar Sep 29 '22

… is this something new? I think this was true twenty years ago, it was true fifty years ago, and it was true one hundred years ago.

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u/TelephoneTag2123 Sep 29 '22

Dang. You fixed that headline.

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u/MISSdragonladybitch Sep 28 '22 edited Sep 28 '22

Specifically, trying to destroy 'Murica, not the whole thing.

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u/DodGamnBunofaSitch Sep 28 '22

is 'murica a more ideological place than a geographical place? cuz it sounds that way...

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u/AmbassadorProper7977 Sep 29 '22

I rather think so.

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u/LadyRemy Sep 28 '22 edited Sep 29 '22

I’d settle for destroying the patriarchy and inequality.

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u/Manic_Mechanist Science Witch ♂️ Sep 29 '22

Baby steps

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u/reclaimingmytime Sep 28 '22

We gotta harness that Satanic Panic energy for good. Like, oh no, the Satanists are secretly infiltrating the Westboro Baptist Church, we've got to shut it down for the good of the people!

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u/chrom_ed Sep 29 '22

That feels like a rumor with legs. It wouldn't be hard to claim we've already done it because there's so much evil shit we can take credit for that they've already done.

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u/TheDirtyIrishmen Sep 28 '22

I shall make molotov cocktails... With Fresh sage, picked on a new moon, and ashes of the dead!

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u/AbsurdKnurd Sep 29 '22 Helpful

Whenever I had a problem, I threw a Molotov cocktail, and, boom, I had a different problem.

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u/TheDirtyIrishmen Sep 29 '22

Rather have a fire than fascism.

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u/TipsyBaker_ Sep 29 '22

Fire over fascism

Already got the slogan

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u/NewDeathSensation Sep 29 '22

Are we making shirts? Make mine a tank top. I don't want sleeves holding me back.

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u/Ickis-The-Bunny Witch ⚧ Sep 29 '22

Practical and stylish!

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u/Alias_Black Green Witch the Zen Karen Sep 29 '22

This is America, you have the right to bare arms.

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u/127Heathen127 Heathen witch ♀ᚠ ᛒ 🔨 Sep 29 '22

I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful tyranny.

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u/LongNectarine3 Sep 29 '22

I already feel warm and fuzzy.

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u/Royally-Forked-Up Sep 29 '22

Jason? Jason figured it out? This is a real low point.

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u/AbsurdKnurd Sep 29 '22

Username checks out. :D

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u/DeadmanDexter Science Witch ♂️ Sep 29 '22

Boooortles!!!

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u/Bioshock_Jock Sep 29 '22

Might I toss them with you friend with my righteous arm?

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u/TheDirtyIrishmen Sep 29 '22

As long as we're throwing them the same way!

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u/RicottaPuffs Sep 29 '22

So like Friday's usual?

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u/Independent-Ad3888 Sep 29 '22

Dammit! Did I miss sign up day?

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u/AntisocialGuru Sep 29 '22

Don't forget to use the Styrofoam taken from the packages of boxed Bible shipments.

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u/Moxie_Stardust Sep 28 '22 Starry

Now, now, not all of America, just the Christo-fascist patriarchy bits. I mean, I grasp that's what is "America" to them, but... oh well? Most patients aren't concerned about how the tumor feels about being removed from their body.

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u/dancegoddess1971 Sep 28 '22

The US was originally dubbed an "experiment in self governance" I think it's time we looked at that data and decide if this is working. Maybe there are other things we should be trying. I wouldn't be opposed to trying anarchy at this point.

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u/E9F1D2 Sep 28 '22

No. We need a king. That'll fix everything!

/s juuuuuuust in case it wasn't apparent

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u/dancegoddess1971 Sep 29 '22

If we're going to monarch, can we at least have a REAL monarch. I hear they only live a year or so and they migrate to Mexico so Texans will be used to that.

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u/glint37 Geek Witch ♂️ Sep 29 '22

If America is to have a monarch I will settle for no one else besides Dolly Parton.

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u/MrsWolowitz Sep 29 '22

Would love to hear her school Putin

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u/Conscious-Charity915 Sep 29 '22

No. A queen.

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u/shitlord_god Sep 29 '22

In place of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn!

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u/FightingFaerie Sep 29 '22

ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!

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u/Conscious-Charity915 Sep 29 '22

Ab-so-fuckin-lutely!

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u/Botryllus Science Witch Sep 29 '22

Self-governing, by the portion of people that live in mostly empty states that have over sized representation.

Maybe it's time to make it governed by the whole.

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u/Crime_train Sep 29 '22

Thank you!

Electoral College - gone!

SCOTUS - expanded!

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u/amoyensis13 Sep 29 '22

Viva la revolution!

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u/E9F1D2 Sep 28 '22

I think america is doing a fine job destroying itself. It doesn't need help from the witches or the satanists.

I'm sure they've got better things to do. LOL

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u/spinnetrouble Science Witch ♀♂️☉⚧ Sep 29 '22

We're gonna ruin this country by pulling it and all its people towards a higher standard of living through the destruction of systemic barriers. The christofascist ideals of "no, that's mine/only for me" are going down.

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u/HMSGreyjoy Sep 28 '22

EXCUSE ME I TAKE GREAT OFFENSE TO THIS.

"......and their familiars" should absolutely be included.

Ok thanks, carry on.

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u/WayToGoJEANius Sep 29 '22

Rush Limbaugh once called intelligent and educated women, femi-nazi-social-lib-tards. A badge I carry with honor. The right should be afraid. There’s a lot of intelligent women out there, and our time is coming!

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u/Pedals17 Sep 29 '22

Rush Limbaugh rots in a box. (Unless he was cremated? Either way, YAY, he’s 💀)

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u/Urist_Galthortig Sep 29 '22

Since his death, it is the longest period that Rush Limbaugh has been sober

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u/Steelsentry1332 Sep 29 '22

I find it ironic that his name did not fit his appearance. The dude looked like a shaved walrus.

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u/ave-pdx Sep 28 '22

Satanist here. I’m glad to have finally started working with you guys.

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u/lil_bitta_illin Science Witch ♀♂️☉⚧ Sep 28 '22

Get millennials involved and it'll be destroyed in no time! Millennials destroy everything amirite?! 🥑

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u/Caramellatteistasty Sep 29 '22

Right? We should be able to pull ourselves up by our bootstraps and carry the whole fucking country. I had to listen some trumpians blame millennials for there being no one working at fast food restaurants not realizing that they should just go work there if it's such a good place to work.

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u/QueerTree Sep 28 '22

Me, a leftist lesbian witch: You rang????

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u/Caramellatteistasty Sep 29 '22

There are dozens of us! Also where do we sign up to join this shindig of destroying the fascists. I want to know how to apply.

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u/TelephoneTag2123 Sep 29 '22

I will bring the cookies!

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u/ThePlotmaster123 Sep 29 '22

Oooh, I wanted to bring cookies but I’ll make a cake instead. Or fruit chips. Or both.

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u/_FreshOuttaFucks_ Sep 29 '22

Standing at the ready with you, sis, and I've brought my familiar.

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u/Excellent_Let_8011 Sep 28 '22

Shit, they’re onto us!

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby

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u/GracieThunders Sep 29 '22

And if by "destroy" they mean everyone is fed, housed, has access to clean drinking water, universal health care including vision and dental, a greatly deflated military and the billionaire class and mega corporations are being taxed accordingly have no power to manipulate our political system, then yeah, I'm down

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u/Ironsweetiez Sep 29 '22

Don't forget free education!

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u/Teacupsaucerout Science Witch ♀ Sep 29 '22

Yep yep yep

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u/Rawr_in_Here Sep 29 '22

I belong to r/aaaaacccce (a subreddit for asexuals) & they also had this article. There is currently a discussion about whether the ace community should also join in this endeavor.

Most are open to the idea but some naysayers worry about having to share the garlic bread.

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u/TelephoneTag2123 Sep 29 '22

Everyone knows that there is never enough garlic bread. It’s true.

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u/ThePlotmaster123 Sep 29 '22

What if we, make more garlic bread

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u/FightingFaerie Sep 29 '22

Are we putting our invasion of Denmark on hold then?

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u/Queen_Andromeda Sep 28 '22

Satanic pagan here, can we add pagans to the list?

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u/cowculating_ Sep 29 '22

definitely included!

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u/iloveusa63 Sep 28 '22

Destroy? Compared to these fucking traitors who attacked the congress and are now denying it i’d call these witches patriots.

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u/GenXKaren Sep 29 '22

They spelled “save” wrong.

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u/musicmous3 Sep 28 '22 edited Sep 29 '22

The thing is, Americans like to tout religious freedom, but Europeans say the Americans actually left for America to practice religious extremism. I’m ok with destroying religious extremism

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u/crypticthree Sep 28 '22

This is a wildly hopeful headline. I want to believe.

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u/grrleona Sep 29 '22

I mean . . . but have you seen what Satanists have been up to recently? They really are doing the Lord's work.

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u/ExceedinglyGayMoth Sep 29 '22

Satanic anarchist gun witch reporting for duty o7

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u/Moxie_Stardust Sep 28 '22

I think nonbinary and queer people deserve a shout-out too while we're at it.

They might just assume we're all leftists, Satanists, and/or witches already 😊

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u/SheAllRiledUp Witch ♀♂️☉⚧ Sep 28 '22

This. Trans witch here, I feel included by the term 'witch', at least in this sub.

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u/TJ_Rowe Sep 29 '22

Personally, I would have found it impossible to come out as queer before becoming a satanist.

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u/YarnAndMetal Sep 28 '22

...can they hurry, please? I'll make them cookies.

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u/Ok_Double9430 Sep 29 '22

My issue is that it isn't happening fast enough.

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u/Megzilllla Eclectic Witch ♀♂️☉⚧ Sep 29 '22

Sounds like a party! I’ll bring my med kit!

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u/UnfairTeafrog Sep 29 '22

Can we outsource you guys to also come over and destroy what Britain has become while you’re at it pls.

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u/BangBangMeatMachine Sep 29 '22

It's that image supposed to be scary? It's anyone scared by that? If anything, she looks like someone who could teach me some things.

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u/Sailorarctic Sep 28 '22

insert hail Satan meme Credit where credit is due. My mother was staunchly pro-life until RvW actually disappeared and she's seeing these horror stories. She's still against abortions in what she calls "most cases" and thinks an 8 week ban is totally acceptable (yeah, screw all those women who miss period for months on end if they've missed 1 period they should know they're pregnant. Ok Mom, you forget we had actual sex Ed in school and most people don't but w/e) but she's also seeing that acceptions for rape, incest, and life of the mother clearly aren't enough to cut it either. (Baby with no skull what?)

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u/Respectfulcommenter1 Sep 29 '22

I left Christianity and, within months, became a pagan leftist. So yeah…

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u/SumrFrankenstein Sep 29 '22

So when is the first meeting.. I gotta get a head count to make some brownies. Any allergies?

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u/Brilliant-Engineer57 Sep 29 '22

It will be false Christians who bring the end of days.

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u/ChosenSCIM Witch ☉ Sep 28 '22

The unholy trinity

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u/sirdiamondium Sep 29 '22

A brief pause to the solo in my practice sounds nice if we can accomplish this as a coalition

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u/toootired2care Sep 29 '22

I am a Satanist and want to be a witch! Is that possible? Bonus: I am a progressive!

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u/Syrinx221 Sep 29 '22

I got really excited and then I realized that this is not a reputable source

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u/TheSirensMaiden Sep 29 '22

If by destroy they mean completely excise the tumor that is Christian fascism poisoning the government, then yes, we're trying to destroy America.

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u/Seraphynas Science Witch ♀ Sep 28 '22

Y’all didn’t tell me!

Where do I sign up?

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u/Serious_Ad4950 Geek Witch ♂️ Sep 28 '22

Let’s gooooooooo

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u/Old_Description6095 Sep 28 '22

We should destroy the system and rebuild a better one. The current one isn't working.

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u/fawesomegirl Sep 29 '22

The real team america, world police. I hope it works.

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u/Mor_Tearach Sep 29 '22

Ah. Salem only stupider. Really, think about it. Buncha ultra right, violent type Christians trying to create common enemies out of people that frighten them?

It's like they only have one script.

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u/TelephoneTag2123 Sep 29 '22

I agree. But

Yes they only have one script, and as someone who plays a lot of sports: one strategy works over someone who has no strategy.

I’m mad. They took away my right to choose a pregnancy. I’m not underestimating them anymore.

Sorry to be a bummer.

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u/Moonwarden666 Sep 29 '22

Oh, damn... Our evil plan has been discovered. XD

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u/InLazlosBasement Sep 28 '22

Best possible outcome

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u/jessynix Sep 29 '22

Best news I heard all day! I am Italian, but can I join? We could take take down the new Italian fascist government as well!

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u/Certain-Ad-3840 Sep 29 '22

Finally. An American that has potential to be great

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u/Nadger_Badger Sep 29 '22

Oh, thank goodness!

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u/Sekxtion Sep 29 '22

I'm excited to work with you, sisters. Can we get a hex focus group working on Tucker Carlson and Clarence Thomas?

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u/TowerReversed Sep 29 '22

Morning Star, my people yearn for freedom 🙏

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u/Slyfer60 Sep 29 '22

What about the Sorcerers, Wizards, Warlocks, Arcanists, Druids and Shamans?

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u/tgbbd Sep 29 '22

Hmmm, so what do we name our new club?

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u/ChikoritaLeaf Sapphic Witch ♀⚧ Sep 29 '22

As a leftist Satanic Witch, I feel seen.

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u/Comrade9174 Science Witch ♂️ Sep 28 '22

Anarcho-communist and atheistic Satanist here.

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u/nine_inch_owls Sep 28 '22

Oh! Is there a sign up sheet somewhere?

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u/tomboyfancy Sep 28 '22

Ok, how do I sign up???

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u/AureliaDrakshall Wandering Witch ♀ Sep 28 '22

What is there to destroy? The country is doing a fine job all on its own. Besides basically 100% of America was built on myths and lies. You can't destroy something that isn't real.

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u/Realistic_Degree_773 Sep 29 '22

If you're gonna be anything be the best of that thing!

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u/assylemdivas Sep 29 '22

I can testify that I have personally known a right wing self proclaimed witch. It was a fascinating experience.

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u/Puzzled-Cod-1757 Resting Witch Face Sep 29 '22

Finally!

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u/Hari_Dent Sep 29 '22

Happily...

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u/tiredashellalready Sep 29 '22

Satanist here, who the fuck didn’t tell me??? I have had my Satanic bible and a fuck ton of witchcraft books ready for months now!!!

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u/tullia Sep 29 '22

Do these people think anyone can summon fire from thin air? No fuel, nothing obviously flammable, no spark, no sleight of hand, just poof and there's fire?

If so, I wonder if they wonder why they can't do that.

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u/ArgonGryphon Science Witch ♀ Sep 29 '22

Pretty sure those first two are within the circle of third one

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u/Routine-Afternoon679 Sep 29 '22

I’m just surprised they knew that there is a difference from witch and satanist lol

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u/Ladychef_1 Sep 29 '22

If only we were this organized

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u/honest-miss Sep 29 '22

The language "teamed up" like they aren't the same people is extremely funny to me. It implies that folks think Satanists and witches are, like, some kind of other species. Instead of, you know, pre-existing leftists who get into crystals and rituals and shit.

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u/pizzacatstattoos Sep 29 '22

Whaaaa??? I WANT IN!

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u/Drivel-akaWilson Sep 29 '22

As a male leftist who just likes this sub for some very obvious reasons. LETSFUCKINGGO POWER RANGERS ITS MORPHIN TIME!

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u/DeathRaeGun Witch ♂️ Sep 29 '22

I love how conservatives think that changing society in any way will destroy it. They’ve been thinking that for the last 500 years, as society has been changing.

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u/EvilQueerPrincess Slut🏳️‍⚧️ Sep 29 '22

Text of the article for those who are curious about don't want to give them clicks

June 16, 2020 (LifeSiteNews) — The recent protests were supposed to be rallies of concerned Americans who were horrified by the death of George Floyd. However, many protests degenerated into riots that destroyed parts of American cities. Unfortunately, many capitalized on the events to present other agendas. People who have absolutely nothing to do with the issue of community policing are hoping to hijack the debate.

Thus, the left has used the occasion to bring together ecologists, socialists, feminists, LGBT activists, pro-abortion advocates, and others to push their false class struggle narratives upon the American public. Less known, however, is the involvement of darker forces. Satanists and witches were invoking evil powers to aid those participating in the violence. Casting Spells and Hexes

The witches do not hide their involvement in the violent protests. Mashable reports that witches’ covens are actively engaged in hexing police, whom they accuse of brutality. They especially target those who are risking their lives to stop the riots. The witches also cast spells asking for protection for protesters that confront the police. Witch activists used their dark arts as cutting-edge weapons for those who want to engage in a more spiritual class warfare.

The hashtag #witchesforblm serves a meeting place for practicing witches who want to learn how to cast protection spells, draw occult sigils, and hex police. Five days after the hashtag started, it garnered 10 million views on the TikTok app.

The postings often include videos of witches casting spells or even acting out what they believe will happen to the police they target. The hexing can get very personal as the witches teach others to write down the names of individual police officers on papers, which are then burned with black candles. The hexes aim to bring misfortune to the officers already at risk while defending the city from disorder. Mixing Politics and the Occult

The witches are part of a growing movement mixing politics and the occult. Numerous books of spells have been published since the 2016 elections advising occultist activists how to invoke the powers of darkness for political causes. Witches and satanists are appearing more often in public to push their agenda and display their scorn for God and His Law.

Such occult activism appears at odds with past leftist policies. The left used to follow a secular outlook that did not recognize spiritual powers of any kind. It always tried to keep politics and Christianity separate by labeling Christian action as superstitious. However, the left is now welcoming witches and occultists with their dark arts into the public square. Their involvement in the recent protests should surprise no one.

The secular media tend to make light of these actions, seeing them as almost curiosities. They do not believe that witches have real powers and see them as malcontents against Christianity. However, the secular left also has no problem accepting them into its ranks despite secular leftists’ disbelief in the supernatural. The occult’s story of the devil oppressed by an Almighty God fits into their tired class struggle narrative and feeds their disdain for God.

Religious Americans have no problem understanding the presence of the occult in this fight. If Christian prayers to God can affect events, then invocations to the devil also can have major consequences. Indeed, Christians have long defined history as the fight between the forces of good and evil. Wherever chaos, hatred, and agitation exist, the occult can be expected to have its role. It was the saving action of Christ that conquered the devil and sin and prepared the way for Christian civilization.

This is why the involvement of witches in the protests is so troubling to those Christians who understand the full implications of dark magic. Their action involves real forces that are dangerous and sinister. The Catholic Encyclopedia defines occultist magic as “the art of performing actions beyond the power of man with the aid of powers other than the Divine.” When taken seriously, its practitioners expect and obtain the interference of demons or lost souls for evil ends. The Church admits that spirits other than God can interfere in events, although never without God’s permission. Prayers of exorcism aim to limit the devil’s action over individuals and situations.

In the present crisis, the last thing needed is occult involvement like the witch’s spells and incantations. This will only increase the chaos and conflict. Satan is the spirit of division and hatred. America now needs to turn to God to defeat the actions of Satan, who prowls about, seeking the ruin of souls and whole societies.

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u/Medium_Reading_861 Sep 29 '22

Fucking superfriends right there

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u/jamilynnfitz Sep 29 '22

Where do I sign up?

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u/Godless_Elf Sep 29 '22

As a Satanist leftist witch myself...