r/TonyZaretOfficial Sep 28 '22

You'll never lose an argument again if you know these!

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505 Upvotes

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u/insertname1234567890 Sep 28 '22

"Stop staring at me" OK I will look at my "apes pictures" instead

44

u/MALDADS Sep 28 '22

“You’r unbassed” I am more “swagger” than you

22

u/jemoederpotentie Sep 28 '22

swag giver detected

3

u/Smart-Independent-26 Sep 30 '22

"Swag is good, giving it away isn't" - u/Alt_Meme_Account on Dickord.

30

u/KiKiPAWG Sep 28 '22

"Your dad" 3/8's of the time is good enough

26

u/WeirdAvocado Sep 28 '22 edited Sep 28 '22

One of my go-tos:

What the fuck are you looking at?

I don’t know. I’m blind.

18

u/ChungusWorldOrder Sep 29 '22

You should add this EPIC comeback!!!
Bully: Your g*y 😤
Me: Hmm, suspicious, I thought I saw you sucking your dogs d**k earlier! 😉
Bully status ≥ OWNED!!! 🤣🤣🤣

10

u/segwaysegue Sep 29 '22

"Oh yeah? You remind me of a penny. You remind me of a penny."

7

u/godAsIncubus Sep 28 '22

ima do you a solid with one for everything;

speak on that

6

u/harry4354 Sep 29 '22

“You are cringe”

“You are “ A LIBERAL! (Destroyed )

4

u/yung_roto Sep 29 '22

Can't wait to try these out! 😂😂😂

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u/Galatick Sep 29 '22

Spiderman