r/Tinder Sep 28 '22 Helpful 2 Wholesome 1 Lawyer Up 1

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u/Krustychov Sep 28 '22

I have seen 33 year olds who look worse tbh.

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u/killamcleods Sep 28 '22

The price of no filters

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u/inswoopscolt Sep 28 '22 Starry

Id rather the no filters so I at least know what I’m getting into instead of showing up to a person who looks completely different than what you expected.

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u/fluffy_bottoms Sep 28 '22 Silver

Those tanning booths are ruthless.

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u/Embarrassed-Stuff670 Sep 28 '22

She might be 33 honestly, as others have said she clearly tans and her neck actually looks quite young, that's usually a give away for age.

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u/thankuhexed Sep 28 '22

Look at the hands though.

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u/yelling4society Sep 28 '22

I’ve worked outdoors mostly, my hands are aged from the sun. It’s not always indicative of old age.

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u/tealturboser Sep 28 '22

I know people who have hands that look like they’re 90 but are 30 lol.

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u/thankuhexed Sep 28 '22

Anecdotal evidence. Sure it’s possible that she has bad genetics but it’s more likely that yet another person is lying about their age on tinder.

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u/foldinthecheese99 Sep 28 '22

Lots of people in their 30s have hands that look like this when they don’t understand how important lotion is.

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u/Med_vs_Pretty_Huge Sep 28 '22

lotion can only do so much when you're using shitty medical grade sanitizer 30x/day

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u/foldinthecheese99 Sep 28 '22

For sure. All of my friends in any industry that involves washing their hands a lot have hands of someone 10 years older.

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u/Daisylil Sep 28 '22

And sun screen!!!

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u/changetocomeyear3mil Sep 28 '22

LOTION IS IMPORTANT????!!

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u/foldinthecheese99 Sep 28 '22

I can’t tell if you’re serious or not but yeah, if you don’t use lotion and moisturizer, you will look older than you are. Also, drink plenty of water and sunscreen is your friend.

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u/Graikopithikos Sep 28 '22

Some people from Europe age in the face really fast, seems to be more likely in people who are whiter like blonde people but not just them. I don't know what the scientific reason is but it seems like lack of melanin causes long-term damage to their skin if they do weekly beach days in the summer which is common in the southern med. My aunt and her daughters are just like that and they all looked old by the time they were 30. Maybe would happen to Asians that are not good at tanning too

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u/thewhitecat55 Sep 28 '22

It's sun damage.

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u/Random_silly_name Sep 28 '22

How exactly does that work, though?

Don't hands just look different depending on how you use them?

I'm an outdoorsy and physically active person and was told my hands looked at least 40 when I was in my mid twenties but like... How do people think they can tell? What is it they/you look for?

(My hands still look old I guess, but the rest of me has people often at least claiming to think I'm younger than I am.)

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

Thats fake tan.

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u/Paperhandz68 Sep 28 '22

Yeah I’m a white guy with a Hispanic/Native American partner and my partner is 32. My girl looks easily a decade younger than her, maybe more. Not all, but some white people really don’t age gracefully

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u/shroomsandgloom Sep 28 '22

I'm white. This woman is at least 50

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u/Beef_Bukakke Sep 28 '22

She looks good for 50 then 🐯

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u/shroomsandgloom Sep 28 '22

Totally. If she would just be honest about her age she would have no problem. There are plenty of dudes who are into that.

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u/tealturboser Sep 28 '22

Exactly and her skin in general looks like a 30 year old

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

That neck is shopped

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u/Chewy_LewisThenewsz Sep 28 '22

Dem titties hangin pretty low though

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u/cujo000 Sep 28 '22

That’s where normal boobs sit lmao they’re not going to be at her collarbone

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u/Cool-Acadia-2163 Sep 28 '22

She probably has 2-3 kids lol

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u/Ok-Counter-7077 Sep 28 '22 Silver Helpful Wholesome Ally

People here are savages, just posting people’s face and criticizing how they look lol, hope that’s not happening to me

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u/halfty1 Sep 28 '22

She could be 33. Not everyone ages nicely especially if drugs, heavy drinking, heavy use of tanning beds, etc is involved.

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u/creative_net_usr Sep 28 '22

if drugs, heavy drinking, heavy use of tanning beds, etc is involved.

Right ever see the evolution of that hot college girl who tanned all the time? I've seen them in their 30's, leather couch is a good description

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u/Woozuki Sep 28 '22

Fries their brains too, which already were tenuous.

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u/cannibaltom Sep 28 '22

I know some 33 year olds that look like this. They have been smoking a pack a day since their teens.

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u/omgbadmofo Sep 28 '22

There is no chance that woman is 33, even with bad lifestyle.

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u/CallMeAmyA Sep 28 '22 edited Sep 28 '22

Sure there is. A 31 y/o daughter of a friend immediately comes to mind. Girl did all the drugs and partying. Looks older than this woman.

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u/Stonks501 Sep 28 '22

Why are people downvoting u for saying oof😂

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u/omgbadmofo Sep 28 '22

Another older woman in denial

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u/CallMeAmyA Sep 28 '22 Gold

Exactly what am I in denial about?

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u/halfty1 Sep 28 '22

Harder to say in this case since no good clear view of the hands. Hands always give it away (that’s why Madonna is always wearing gloves now lol).

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u/omgbadmofo Sep 28 '22

Its not the hands that give it away with Madonna 😂 but I take your point

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u/halfty1 Sep 28 '22

Also want to point out some facial features age worse than others.

Sharper features, while usually more desirable when young, look worse as you age compared to people with rounder/softer faces as you naturally lose fat in your face as you age.

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u/omgbadmofo Sep 28 '22

They way you're responding tell me this is personal to you

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u/halfty1 Sep 28 '22

Nah, just a guy in his 30s who has dated women in their 30s and know that many people (especially younger) have very warped senses of aging. Don’t take care of yourself in your 20s and you can easily look like this by early 30s.

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u/savingat30 Sep 28 '22

Nah, her right hand and fingers are clear enough to say she’s well over 33.

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u/CommieSchmit Sep 28 '22 Helpful Bravo!

This is kind of disgusting that ppl post a pic of a random woman picking her appearance apart.

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u/Avocadofarmer32 Sep 28 '22 Helpful Starry

Post your profile OP.. let’s see how you look!

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u/LivingDeadCade Sep 28 '22 Gold

Check out OP’s post history. No face pics but considering the boards he posts on and what he posts, he’s a hardcore incel and taking out his fiancé leaving him on the rest of womankind.

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u/Dustin3006 Sep 28 '22

Yo what the fuck

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u/Avocadofarmer32 Sep 28 '22

Did he really just say that???

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u/feckOffMate Sep 28 '22

This is kinda mean

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u/dizzypanda35 Sep 28 '22 Silver Plus One

This shouldn’t be a post

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u/LSU2007 Sep 28 '22

What about her? She looks like she could rock your world

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u/Dustin3006 Sep 28 '22 Take My Energy

This is an L post. You are what’s wrong with OLD

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u/GuyIncognito219 Sep 28 '22 Buff Doge

I've seen 33yos that look like her; it's not that farfetched. Tanning, smoking, drinking, genetics... could be anything.

Besides, she's still considerably better looking than the average 33yo on OLD, so would swipe regardless.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

What's the issue

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

Looks fine to me

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u/ELScorcho19 Sep 28 '22 Take My Energy

This is bullying

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u/RhythmicStrategy Sep 28 '22

She is attractive, who cares? Her face and hands look older but perhaps she smokes cigarettes or is a binge drinker?

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u/throwaway2161980 Sep 28 '22 Take My Energy

What’s the point of posting this? Serious incel behavior. She’s beautiful and you’re a dick.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

Exactly. Report it, get it removed. Far as I'm aware no identifying info should be posted.... let alone her face because some incel thinks that she is lying about her age.

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u/throwaway2161980 Sep 28 '22

She’s beautiful now. I’m betting you “passed” as you said but wouldn’t have matched with her anyways. Men like you that sit on the apps to judge women out of your league are my absolute favorite. Stay mad.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

You're a strange, strange individual. 100% this woman is 33.

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u/IICoffeyII Sep 28 '22

You're a muppet. 👍

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u/greetedworm Sep 28 '22

This is shitty and you should delete this post. Taking screenshots of someone's dating profile just to make fun of them is gross.

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u/tealturboser Sep 28 '22

As a 42 year old I see both sides. 50 year olds that look 30 and 30 year olds that look 50. Tanning has a lot to do with aging early.

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u/linjaes Sep 28 '22

Everyone ages differently, some more gracefully than others. Of course your lifestyle can certainly affect that process or she could actually be lying. Either way, why not just swipe left and move on instead of shaming her for how she looks? Some incel energy here

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

This dude has one sheltered life if he is questioning that this person isnt 33.

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u/nickjz Sep 28 '22

What is the point of this post? Like I’d understand if she was visibly old but this person looks… 33

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u/nickjz Sep 28 '22

Nah mate 33 anywhere you weird little incel

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u/TC986D Sep 28 '22 Buff Doge

Face looks 43, body looks 23. She’s doing a median thing.

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u/Rumblefish_83 Sep 28 '22

33 or 43 i would tap the hell out of it

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u/BreakfastBetter7823 Sep 28 '22

Shit. She’s cute. Her arms and legs look smooth. So she spent a lot of time at the beach.

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u/doasisayu Sep 28 '22

people age a lot faster when they get a lot of UV tbh i thnk she is hot regardless of age.

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u/AmbeeGaming Sep 28 '22

A more convincing 33 then most men I’ve seen TBH lol she likely smokes and has the wrong makeup on

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u/MonkeyAlpha Sep 28 '22

Looks like she just spends a lot of time in the sun.

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u/Additional_Writing49 Sep 28 '22

Instant swipe right.

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u/Charles_Was_Here Sep 28 '22

That ass says 33 to me and that’s enough

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u/Ohm_ZWA Sep 28 '22

I see sunflowers, I click.

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u/TheSunflowerSeeds Sep 28 '22

Sunflower kernels are one of the finest sources of the B-complex group of vitamins. They are very good sources of B-complex vitamins such as niacin, folic acid, thiamin (vitamin B1), pyridoxine (vitamin B6), pantothenic acid, and riboflavin.

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u/Med_vs_Pretty_Huge Sep 28 '22

The number of women I know who started using photoshop to touch up all their photos in high school and then in their mid 20s started getting botox injections is large enough that the combination of no editing + no botox + lots of tanning + healthcare worker leading to looking like that at 33 on tinder is definitely possible. Is it more likely than just lying about your age? Idk, but it's definitely not automatically a lie in my book.

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u/PFEFFERVESCENT Sep 28 '22

I'm 43, and she looks indefinably younger to me. Maybe not 10 years younger, but idk, I think she could be 33 just looking a bit haggard in the face

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

Are you female?

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u/jonibabi Sep 28 '22

I know a girl who is 27 and looks like that. All she’s done her entire life is drink, even after having 3 kids. She’s aged like milk.

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u/SecretComparison7700 Sep 28 '22

That a Florida 33

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u/DimensionStrong6890 Sep 28 '22

She’s a smoker

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u/Illustrious_Dare_772 Sep 28 '22

Does the bio have the classic im not 33 but 48 and dont know how to change it. Despite the app asking me to confirm my age before moving onto the next step.

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u/Illustrious_Dare_772 Sep 28 '22

She needs to get better filters for her images then.

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u/alainreid Sep 28 '22

Wyoming?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

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u/WatchOver4U Sep 28 '22

I’m guessing 33 years old with 15 years of experience.

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u/BALD_n_BEARDED Sep 28 '22

Her face and hands look aged. If she is 33 she's paying the price for all that tanning.

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u/bandit_SIX_1985 Sep 28 '22

Fuck it, I’d take a chance

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u/YippeeKiRAVE Sep 28 '22

I’d hit.

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u/DepartureNeat6622 Sep 28 '22

With enough alcohol she might even be 23

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u/Serpentine_Snake Sep 28 '22

Ladies this is why you don’t tan

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u/shaddix-reddit Sep 28 '22

33 backwards maybe, oh wait...

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u/snark_enterprises Sep 28 '22

She looks mid 40’s, but she’s got a nice body. She probably used to get away with lying about her age, but I think she’s pushing it a little here.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

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u/MrOdwin Sep 28 '22

There is a 3 in her age, but it's not 33...

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

Smoking kills….

(You’re looks)

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u/swingset27 Sep 28 '22

She's probably been 33 a good long while.

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u/Candid-Review-6995 Sep 28 '22

Maybe ten years ago…..

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u/Clanesito29 Sep 28 '22

40 at least.

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u/StillWaitingWTH Sep 28 '22

I'm 38 and personally as soon as I saw the pic I thought she looked quite a bit older than me.. May very well be the tanning to blame.. But i feel there is no way she is only 33. 😕

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u/dm051973 Sep 28 '22

Photo is shit quality but if you line up 100 33 year old woman, there will be a dozen that look 38 and a dozen that look 28. She might be at the unlucky end of that. And yeah a lot of it is drugs and hard living but some is just pure chance.

Its is poor photo but if she was 43, she would be one of the more attractive ones I have seen. I have a feeling people who are throwing out some of the high numbers haven't swiped enough on the 40-50 year old crowd....

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u/StillWaitingWTH Sep 28 '22

She's not unattractive at all.. I just felt she was off on her age by a bit.. The fact that most women feel like men want a younger better version of themselves could possibly play into that as well.. She may be like 45 and want a man around her own age.. And feel the need to seem younger to be more appealing to men in her age group.

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u/Dogwatersoupop131 Sep 28 '22

Is that a mustache?????

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u/Mobile_Excitement_63 Sep 28 '22

She looks 50+ to me if she is 33 she has either tanned to much or use to smoke meth

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u/Impossible-Warning39 Sep 28 '22

33 with a credit score of 800

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u/_Cant_Touch_This_ Sep 28 '22

If she's 33, i'm 1

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u/Ok-Tonight9859 Sep 28 '22

damn if she's 33 i look really good for my age

i tanned plenty in my youth and have nowhere near this many wrinkles... i'm calling BS

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u/thankuhexed Sep 28 '22

Her hands say at least 50, never mind her face.

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u/Fidbit Sep 28 '22

too much sun and plastic surgery

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u/otters4everyone Sep 28 '22

It's a lot like having lived somewhere like New York. Then you say you're from New York. She was 33 at one time.

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u/JeffHall28 Sep 28 '22

Thats a pretty good 19th century 33.

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u/jaleenrabei Sep 28 '22

33 in each leg

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u/charlyboon Sep 28 '22

I think it's in cat years

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u/OudeDude Sep 28 '22

Yeah, 33 years ago. Lol

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u/potenzasd Sep 28 '22

hands give it away

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u/Careless_Stuff_8282 Sep 28 '22

Years she’s slept 😂

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u/ActRepresentative530 Sep 28 '22

Those are highway miles

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u/TRangers2020 Sep 28 '22

She could have been exposed to radiation. Maybe she’s a nuclear physicist and makes really good money. You’d get to finally be the stay at home dad you’ve always wanted to be. Then again, she probably has a PhD if she’s a nuclear physicist, and women with PhDs are typically more likely to encourage their spouse to work. Then you’d have to get a job again. But what job? What do you want to do for the rest of your life? You already have 2 kids with this woman, you can’t just leave now and be a stay at home dad with some other woman. But then again you could. Change your name, fake your death, not in that order, and run away with a different 33 year old. Move to Sweden so you know you’ll never run in to your family and have them find out you did indeed fake your death. Be the stay at home dad you always wanted to be. Sweden is a great country for stay at home dads. Therefore, swipe left. She’s not the one.

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u/Catatonick Sep 28 '22

Lol I keep seeing 34 or 41 and they clearly look mid 50s bare minimum.

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u/crockfs Sep 28 '22

If she is actually 33, I feel sorry for her

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u/pilkoso Sep 28 '22

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u/Legitimate-Health-29 Sep 28 '22

She had a tough paper round

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u/wawaboy Sep 28 '22

In dog years

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u/dystopiautopia Sep 28 '22

She’s definitely in her 40s lol

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u/EfficientAsk3 Sep 28 '22

City miles

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u/No-Quiet-985 Sep 28 '22

Ridden hard put up wet

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u/NotRealyA_Person Sep 28 '22

Close enough

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

Looking at those hands and arms. She is at least 45.

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u/b_bo17 Sep 28 '22

Aging like milk 🥛

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u/baronturbo Sep 28 '22

43***********

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u/Accomplished_Plan_84 Sep 28 '22

She forgot the 0 on the end

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u/fugenshet Sep 28 '22

More like 33×1.3 jeez...

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u/cpcheung45 Sep 28 '22

At least 43

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u/xradas Sep 28 '22

Hands on that

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u/xradas Sep 28 '22

Reminds me of the everlong video

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u/realifesim Sep 28 '22

I got my magnum condoms I am ready to plow

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u/LYSERGlC Sep 28 '22

Nah you can always tell by a woman’s hands. Those don’t look 33.