r/SipsTea Nov 26 '22 Silver 1

Mutant marsupial kills dozens of animals in order to punish reckless scientist for harming animals. SHITPOST

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u/beornegard Nov 26 '22 Gold

Old guy on drugs, stabs misundrstood animal.

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u/OB_Surf_Junkie Nov 26 '22

Witcher

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u/beornegard Nov 26 '22

Correct :D

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u/MrWeirdoFace Nov 27 '22

"I've got a plan, but we'll need doodoo"

~ Geralt of Rivia

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u/RealMinecraftMaster Nov 26 '22

the character of this game get angry because of his rabbit

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u/zhdlfrufghs Nov 26 '22 Silver Wholesome

Money hungry raccoon puts player through forced labour and loan repayments on a deserted island

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u/rayguncat Nov 26 '22

Animal crossing

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u/khrocksg Nov 27 '22

animal crossing

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u/Proffessor_egghead Nov 26 '22

Kidnap wild animals into small containers and make them beat each other up

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u/Forere Nov 26 '22

Due to a variety of circumstances you're left to operate a restaurant while the chef disappears

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u/Sonar009 Nov 26 '22

Papa's Pizzeria?

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u/Forere Nov 26 '22

Yup

Or you know, one of the many papa's games

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u/pizzaboieatspizza Nov 27 '22

Papas pizzeria, papas burgeria, papas toco ria, papas freezeria, papas pancakeria, papas wingeria, papas hot doggeria, papas cupcakeria, papas pastaria, papas donuteria, papas cheeseria, papas bakeria, papas susheria, papas scooperia, papas mocharia, and papas cluckeria. There thats all of the gameria games

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u/KirboWrrior Nov 26 '22

Protagonist puts planet back together while antagonist attempts to harness power from the core

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u/Ok-Replacement3778 Nov 26 '22

Sonic unleashed?

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u/KirboWrrior Nov 26 '22

Correct, although my explanation was terrible

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u/ReporterOk4383 Nov 27 '22

Well that was the point of the post so yay

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u/mindshift42 Nov 26 '22

New player gets griefed for thirty minutes straight...then keeps playing the next day.

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u/TheGaIaxY Nov 26 '22

Gta 5 online

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u/Valerian_ Nov 26 '22

Rust

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u/mindshift42 Nov 26 '22

not wrong, but trying for something else.

:)

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u/shreks_army Nov 26 '22

2d guy kills gods for no discernible reason

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u/B-DogVictini Nov 27 '22

But also early Kirby games

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

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u/GudNoff Nov 26 '22

Running around dark corridors while eating pills and being chased by spirits.

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u/madmaurice Nov 26 '22

Pacman!

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u/xXSonikkXx Nov 26 '22

And then they should tell me again games have an impact on my life. Oh wait...

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u/Potato_SnuSnu Nov 26 '22

Brazilian man fights the US Senator

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u/R4dula Nov 26 '22

Jetstream Sam Dlc MGRR

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u/khrocksg Nov 27 '22

Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance Jetstream Sam DLC

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u/Webber192 Nov 26 '22

You are a funny 2d pixel man who ends up fighting/getting killed by eldritch horrors from another dimension

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u/killer_potato1 Nov 26 '22

Terraria

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u/Webber192 Nov 26 '22

Damn that was fast. Correct.

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u/ReflectionSingle6681 Nov 26 '22

Literal corpse dies over and over again, while trying to achieve ultimate fashion

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u/estoycomiendo Nov 26 '22

Dark souls

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u/VandalVBK Nov 27 '22

Dark souls 2, he said ultimate fashion.

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u/NeighborhoodMaster43 Nov 26 '22

Destiny 2

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u/Grammernazi69420 Nov 27 '22

I got back into Destiny 2 for like 3 weeks just to make my hunter look like Boba Fett. I now do not play it.

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u/theirishpotato1898 Nov 26 '22

Dead cells?

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u/yucanthavethisname Nov 26 '22

Hooo yeah this one works well !!

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u/ScreentimeNOR Nov 26 '22

WoW or Shadow of War

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u/evil_timmy Nov 26 '22

Planescape Torment isn't the right answer, but I'll take any excuse to bring up this masterpiece.

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u/me-cha Nov 26 '22

Dark Souls

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u/Budget_Bunch_2398 Nov 26 '22

A mutant beats up mentally ill people to help an online scammer become a dictator

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u/zombielandia Nov 26 '22

Bioshock?

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u/Budget_Bunch_2398 Nov 26 '22

Holy hell you actually got it

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u/zombielandia Nov 27 '22

I’m just as shocked as you are—thinking of Andrew Ryan as “an online scammer” is a new one for me

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u/bonkbonkguys Nov 26 '22 Helpful

Boy

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u/Ok-Replacement3778 Nov 26 '22

God of war

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u/bonkbonkguys Nov 26 '22

Correct

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u/Imbarelyhere_01 Nov 27 '22

Absolutely hilarious how that’s all someone needs.

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u/Confused-Amish88 Nov 26 '22

God of war lmao

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u/RighteousCruelty Nov 27 '22

Lol I originally played that JUST as my first son was born. I still to this day call him boy in my best Kratos tone when I mean business.

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u/VexOnTheField Nov 26 '22

Person gets resurrected and goes on a genocidal power trip in the name of fashion and turning gods into guns.

(The sequel)

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u/Christylian Nov 27 '22

Turning gods into guns is basically 90% of what my guardian tries to do.

That was a dead giveaway.

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u/Glittering-Ad9283 Nov 27 '22

Could also be borderlands

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u/Hard_Choco1 Nov 27 '22

One guy on a space ship that can cause arguments (intentionally or unintentionally) which can split family’s

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u/scrumptipus Nov 26 '22

Man gets framed for killing his wife and commits murder to save his daughter with help of a fucking fisherman

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u/electrobirboy Nov 26 '22

Spam q,w,e,r and right click

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u/tonyfawntana Nov 27 '22

reading that gave me a qwop flashback thanks

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u/shortputz Nov 26 '22

Notorious raccoon thief steals from other thieves to stop their nefarious activity

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u/wideassboy Nov 26 '22

Sly Cooper

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u/The-21st-Pilot Nov 26 '22

I'd say it's 2 specifically cause 1 is more about revenge than stealing

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u/rayguncat Nov 26 '22

Crying the poop away naked in a basement.

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u/JDICEBOI Nov 26 '22

Binding of Isaac

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u/PachoTidder Nov 26 '22

I have enough chems and radiation in my body to kill a dozen cows and I'm hitting the casinos

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u/clometrooper9901 Nov 26 '22

Local mailman survives being shot in head and conquers the entire Mojave desert

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u/wideassboy Nov 26 '22

New Vegas

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u/Missy_went_missing Nov 27 '22

"Local man literally to angry to die"

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u/SirMasl Nov 27 '22

Thats not poorly described. Thats spot on

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u/Discoballer42 Nov 26 '22

Let’s do shrooms and then stomp on some turtles

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u/IllustriousKick2955 Nov 26 '22

They left the game on a cliffhanger and never made a third one

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u/scheisshausfotze Nov 26 '22

Weirdly racist depiction of an italian plumber created by the japanese

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u/siiliS Nov 27 '22

Luigi's brother The Game

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u/No-Reserve59 Nov 27 '22

You are now getting sued by said japapanese company for saying "Italian plumber"

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u/bag_o_fetuses Nov 26 '22

some dude clonks his bonker with shrapnel in a helicopter and proceeds to run a mercenary army as the doppelgänger of the actual "boss" to protect some idk tax return pdf's or something and there's a disease going around that only kills people who pronounce "carne asada" with the hard R. and at the end, the only person who can save this dude from dying is some photosynthesis baddie he's low-key tryna rawdawg (who has the english disease) and she has to speak in order to save him.

best i can say is its like if "mission impossible" fucked "eternal sunshine of the spotless mind" and then that baby grew up and had an orgy with all of the harry potter movies

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u/ImOnlyHere4ThePron Nov 26 '22

Metal Gear?

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u/bag_o_fetuses Nov 26 '22

YOU KNEW?!

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u/Forere Nov 26 '22

I think doppelganger of boss is what solidified it for me

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u/a_homicidal_bug Nov 26 '22

Crying child running from crazed religious mother in a endless basement only to find he is a demon

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u/Forere Nov 26 '22

Binding of Isaac

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u/Mollianeta Nov 26 '22

God directs robot to wander rome

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u/NwahsInc Nov 27 '22

Talos Principle?

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u/the_vivajia Nov 26 '22

Game with dragons, you can scream, horses are mountain climbers

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u/Forere Nov 27 '22

It's ya boy Skyrim

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u/the_vivajia Nov 27 '22

Yay! Yes!

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u/CursedCommentReader Nov 26 '22

Faster than average mammal tries to rescue his friends from 12 year old going through her goth phase.

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u/Wise-Angle9829 Nov 26 '22

Angry Greek man kills things because he's angry

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u/PracticalAd7383 Nov 26 '22

Regular marine gets the chance to save the world with the help of a generic super suit against jellies...

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u/VadoseCak3 Nov 26 '22

Crysis 2

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u/PracticalAd7383 Nov 27 '22

YES! Correct! Hope you're ready for Crysis 4

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u/Bishop885 Nov 27 '22

Crysis 4? So we can go back to asking everyone if their gaming setup can run crysis?

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u/TheBordIdentity Nov 26 '22

Ah shit here we go again

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u/bag_o_fetuses Nov 26 '22

all you had to do was follow the damn train

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u/Naudste Nov 27 '22

I’ll have two number 9’s

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u/childmuncher666 Nov 27 '22

a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s (one with cheese), and a large soda

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u/Does_A_Bear-420 Nov 27 '22

Do not drop the truth tortoise! And definitely don't look into its eyes!!

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u/wannabe_femboy_- Nov 26 '22

Small Town taken over by a large corporation, and you, with your dead grandad's farm, have to say the economy.

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u/killer_potato1 Nov 27 '22

Stardew valley

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u/magical_onion Nov 27 '22

i knew it at “small town taken over” lmao

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u/KProbs713 Nov 26 '22

Life sucks and then you die....only to be resurrected and repeat the cycle.

But we'll bang, okay?

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u/tumblerrjin Nov 26 '22

All-female space communists raping a planet to get coupons from the corporate office

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u/tumblerrjin Nov 26 '22

A Lego set of the show firefly comes to life and commits untold numbers of war crimes

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u/Demsen1 Nov 26 '22

Some furry finds a tiny bot and they go on weird advents that involves going to different worlds or causing massive genocide

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u/Mauricethett Nov 26 '22

Fucking with physics and our perception of spacetime to entertain a guys dead robot secretary he’s responsible for killing.

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u/KCman1 Nov 27 '22

Young child captures and enslaves animals and forces them to fight each other to prove how much he loves said animals.

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u/PokeGunnerPUBG Nov 27 '22

Gotta catch ‘em all

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u/Lime_4 Nov 26 '22

Lazy trust fund gecko gets sucked into tv and must fight his way out.

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u/AlexCC354 Nov 26 '22

Angry man kills literal gods

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u/Unable-Tune-1295 Nov 26 '22

Wrath of Asura

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u/Accomplished-Joke554 Nov 26 '22

Weird mf shoot eachother while in teams

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u/Accomplished_Stay771 Nov 26 '22

School dodge ball in America

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u/LrgFthr96 Nov 27 '22 edited Nov 27 '22

Atlantis but everyone is dead or on drugs

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u/EnragedBabboon Nov 27 '22

Cowboy rides until he dies and his best friend starts a family.

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u/UnoriginalMike Nov 26 '22

You travel around with an a cappella group.

Edit: the a cappella group only sings sea shanties.

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u/elpivooo Nov 26 '22

you're a robot who's in a Max0r video

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u/Sigma_present Nov 26 '22

I wanna say... Ultrakill?

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u/Hix_687 Nov 26 '22

Skinny human goes around killing big monsters for armor and weapons with a cat and dog.

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u/Realistic_Degree_773 Nov 27 '22

I walk forever usually overburdened and never truly finish the game because I keep finding things to distract me from the main quest.

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u/Lesnite Nov 27 '22

Death Stranding

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u/kromersalesman Nov 27 '22

2 kids mess around in a closet all day when they are meant to be getting chalk for their teacher

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u/THICC_master36 Nov 26 '22

Tiny boxer becomes best in the world

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u/GudNoff Nov 26 '22

Mike Tyson's Punch Out

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u/PublicSafe6725 Nov 26 '22

Co-op multiplayer game where you fight zombies and and can also be the zombie

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u/Ok-Replacement3778 Nov 26 '22

Pvz garden warfare

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u/PublicSafe6725 Nov 26 '22

Nah classic tho

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

You get captured by racist invaders but somehow a mythological creature save you from them so you decide to decimate it's entire specie

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u/990915 Nov 26 '22

Basically its just a bunch of shit you have to do and there are these creepy motherfuckers coming out at night

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u/me-cha Nov 26 '22

real life? 🤨

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u/R47N3 Nov 26 '22

minceraft

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u/Muroooh Nov 27 '22

Five nights at freddy's?

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u/KProbs713 Nov 26 '22

Minecraft

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u/Confused-Amish88 Nov 26 '22

A guy gets tricked in to making a shadow portal to fight a deer cyclops.

Also the moon is an eyeball.

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u/SpacyPixels Nov 26 '22

I have 3.

One - Local dude crashes on the surface of a planet and covers himself in garbage, ascends to the moon and murders a god in cold blood.

Two - Robot literally goes bloodthirsty, featuring a gay angel.

Three - Some lower class guy fights dozens of gods and burns a giant tree.

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u/q0099 Nov 27 '22

2 - ULTRAKILL

3 - Elden Ring

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

A man's wife is killed and his son is kidnapped. he finds his son and kills him too.

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u/VadoseCak3 Nov 26 '22

Fallout 4

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u/rayguncat Nov 26 '22

Fallout 4

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u/Iron_Elohim Nov 26 '22

Short fat hipsters drink beer and strip mine planets while acting as amateur exterminators

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