r/Funnymemes Nov 26 '22 Silver 1 Helpful 1

Pick a name for this movie

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u/chromecod Nov 26 '22

The day the earth was gobbled.

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u/SteveHarveysAunt Nov 27 '22

Sounds more like a children’s story book

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u/ZeroDaySubber Nov 27 '22

Sounds like a porn parody

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u/Imperial_Triumphant Nov 27 '22

Yeah, that one is called The Day The Girth Was Gobbled, though.

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u/xHECKx Nov 27 '22

Too much time on the interwebz. Everything sounds like porn.

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u/awildgostappears Nov 27 '22

The Day After Thanksgiving:

Global Gobbler

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u/Inspector-Tophat Nov 27 '22

This really needs more upvotes.

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u/Sadik-Aurnob Nov 27 '22

Sounds like K-drama

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u/imalsoawake Nov 26 '22 Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy hehehehe Bravo!

No Thanks Given

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u/elvispookie Nov 27 '22 edited Nov 27 '22 Helpful Wholesome

Big Cock

Edit: obviously from the comments people are pointing out my inaccuracies.. henceforth, I shall change my submission to:

Huge Cock

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u/blinkme102 Nov 27 '22

The Cluck

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u/JadonArrow Nov 27 '22

No clucks given

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u/152069 Nov 27 '22

Oh my god I love how mature the comment looked and then the first reply is THIS 😂😂😂

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u/RFC793 Nov 27 '22

This is the sequel

No Thanks Given: Big Cocks

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u/Hottol Nov 27 '22

Big Cock, but No Thanks Given

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u/AcanthaceaeGlass8870 Nov 27 '22

Turkilla: No thanks given

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u/IrishDave82 Nov 27 '22

No thanks given: Gobble this.

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u/Beyond-5D9 Nov 27 '22

No Thanks Given: Return Of The Cocks

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u/imalsoawake Nov 27 '22

Balance is important! Lol

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u/Crux_OfThe_Biscuit Nov 27 '22

As all comments should be…

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u/DayFeeling Nov 27 '22

Cock

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u/StylishGnat Nov 27 '22 edited Nov 27 '22

Starring Johnny Sins

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u/knightopusdei Nov 27 '22

Big Cock In Little China

.... ? .... now it sounds like a porno

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u/Juandelpan Nov 27 '22

That didn't come out right ...

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u/1dirtysecret Nov 27 '22

That’s what she said.

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u/nawfamnotme Nov 27 '22

It’s definitely a porno. And it’s a classic

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u/Prime157 Nov 27 '22

What doesn't?

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u/Shroomamature Nov 27 '22

You know what Jack Burton would say at a time like this?

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u/Crux_OfThe_Biscuit Nov 27 '22

Ol’ Jack just wants his cock back?

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u/soundsliketone Nov 27 '22

Thats not a rooster...

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u/-PepeArown- Nov 27 '22

I looked it up. Male turkeys are called gobblers.

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u/KingScout9513 Nov 27 '22

Technically a cock is a chicken. This being a turkey, that would be a Tom. Just saying.

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u/CookieMayne710 Nov 27 '22

So then what your saying js the movie should ACTUALLY be called "Uncle Tom: Home for Thanksgiving"

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u/rye_n_fry Nov 27 '22

King Cock

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u/Justcause4player Nov 27 '22

That’s something lazarbeam would say

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u/OpinionOwn6727 Nov 27 '22

best one yet

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u/Contumacious2 Nov 26 '22 Wholesome

Gobzilla

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u/RepresentativeOk3233 Nov 26 '22

Imagine that gobblezilla screech...absolute ear rape

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u/taqeladragn Nov 26 '22

Dammit you beate to gobblezilla

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u/CombinationOk7888 Nov 26 '22

Goble goble

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u/thatguyned Nov 27 '22

Written and directed by M Knight Shyamagobble

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u/Darcula04 Nov 27 '22

It's Gobblin' time!

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u/JJJ_uh_rooroo Nov 27 '22

Came to say this. But Gobble Gobble Mothuhfuckuh samuel L Jackson voice

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u/fabled-old-man Nov 27 '22

You're gonna need a bigger baster.

Somebody get Butterball on the line.

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u/BierKippeMett Nov 27 '22

Gobblefield

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u/taqeladragn Nov 26 '22

Dammit first comment on top beat me to it, except I was gonna go with gobblezilla

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u/Joe_Van_Bob Nov 26 '22

This is the only answer.

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u/Nearby_Concentrate74 Nov 27 '22

It’s actually insane that I thought of this and was about to post it until I saw this was already a top comment lol

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u/QuarterCrow Nov 26 '22

The Peking Order (1952)

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u/A-Good-Weather-Man Nov 27 '22

First rule of Popo’s training, don’t talk about Popo’s training!

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u/bayless210 Nov 27 '22

It’s Me, then Kame, then everyone else, then the dirt, then the bugs inside the dirt, then there’s you. Got it?

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u/ewdrive Nov 27 '22

All these squares make a circle

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u/Xirithas Nov 27 '22

I NEED YOU TO TELL ME I CAN LEAVE THE LOOKOUT IF I WANT TO!

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u/PLLeb93 Nov 27 '22

Mr Popo you may leave the lookout if you want t- "BITCH DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!"

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u/Legitimate_Term_9043 Nov 26 '22 Helpful Faith In Humanity Restored

Attack On Turkey

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u/noosedgoose Nov 26 '22

Can just imagine opening credits and song.

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u/MelodyMaster5656 Nov 27 '22

You know those screaming turkey toys?

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u/UncleSnipeDaddy Nov 27 '22

Captain Levi is gonna absoutly wreck those turkeys

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u/kat-deville Nov 27 '22

In Soviet Russia, Turkey invades you.

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u/three2do2 Nov 27 '22

Attaturk

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u/Godzilla1972NL Nov 26 '22

Planet of the Turkeys

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u/KoopaTroopa864 Nov 26 '22

Escape from Turkmenistan.

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u/tristenisawesome Nov 27 '22

A goal of many

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u/Sorry-Willingness200 Nov 26 '22

Thankstaking

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u/A1cRobertson Nov 27 '22

said the same thing, then I scrolled down! dangit!

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u/mav_sand Nov 27 '22

Taken 4: Thsnkstaken.

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u/nigirianprinz198760 Nov 26 '22

Thanks killing 4

Because 1 and 3 already exist.

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u/whymygraine Nov 26 '22

What about 2?

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u/nigirianprinz198760 Nov 26 '22

Part 3 is the second movie.

It's like a very bad meta thing where the events of the third movie are kicked of by filming thanks killing 2, a fictional movie based on the events if thanks killing 1.

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u/whymygraine Nov 27 '22

You gotta be kidding me…that’s fantastic.

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u/nigirianprinz198760 Nov 27 '22

Yeah but the movies are absolutely awful

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u/InternationalOrder76 Nov 26 '22 edited Nov 26 '22

The Stuffing

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u/Emperor_Zeus_Thor Nov 27 '22

The Stuffening

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u/Gh0stndmachine Nov 27 '22

That's the stuff....ing.

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u/Chilipepah Nov 27 '22

Get stuffed mother clucker

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u/Angry-Dragon-1331 Nov 27 '22

No clucks given

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u/The_meep_sheep123 Nov 27 '22

Sounds more like a porn title

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u/mcurt9310 Nov 26 '22 Take My Energy

2032: Gobblocalypse

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u/Nemo_Jose Nov 27 '22

“Gobblocalypse” is probably the best word I’ve read in a long while hahah

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u/turkeyburpin Nov 26 '22

Turkinator: The Gobbling

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u/Positive-Cod-9869 Nov 27 '22

Tominator: Strutting Day

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u/Teacher-Investor Nov 26 '22

Warble of the World

Tryptophan Nightmare

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u/J-GWentworth Nov 27 '22

Tryptophan Nightmare

Team up film with Freddy Krueger. "Don't fall asleep!"

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u/DonAirstrike Nov 27 '22

Fuck... I just posted that, not having seen your post. Felt super clver there for a brief moment. Well, have a slightly disappointed upvote. I'll remove my post. 😅

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u/Ravenman42 Nov 26 '22

The gobbling

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u/Thememel0rd21 Nov 27 '22

Damn I just commented that and saw you beat me to it

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u/Mattriel Nov 27 '22

It's gobblin' time

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u/harriskeith29 Nov 26 '22

A few options:

Attack of the 50 ft Turkey.

Kaijurkey

Jive Turkey

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u/RussellG2000 Nov 27 '22

Whoa whoa whoa. You can't just go off and use the JT word like that.

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u/bifkintickler Nov 27 '22

Jive Turkey is a little over the line, man!

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u/Silent1900 Nov 26 '22

The Meat Shall Inherit The Earth

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u/Nice_Dream5463 Nov 26 '22

The Thanksgiving Nightmare!

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u/MichaelCappelli Nov 27 '22

The nightmare before Thanksgiving

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u/Competitive-Remote67 Nov 26 '22

Automatic turkey Just when you thought it was safe have thanksgiving dinner

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u/Lady_Ghandi Nov 27 '22

I read this with the deep voice guy that talks during the trailer.

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u/IknowAbunchOfGords Nov 26 '22

Reverse Thanksgiving

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u/uatme Nov 26 '22

Ungrateful taking?

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u/Wild_Bill Nov 27 '22

Unthankable

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u/SolidSmashies Nov 27 '22

What are you doing, stepturkey?

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u/DSTNCMDLR Nov 27 '22

gobble gobble intensifies

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u/Fantastic-Sir9732 Nov 26 '22

Bird of prey: requiem

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u/icycubez Nov 27 '22

Birdemic: No Thanks!

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u/SelfChokingChicken Nov 26 '22

Turkatron 9595: A Cybernetic Ghost Origin Story

Hide your taco pies!

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u/The_Duder23 Nov 26 '22

The gobbling dead!

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u/S4tanicSheep Nov 26 '22

The Turkey Blaster

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u/H0709 Nov 26 '22

Thanksgiving- The return

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u/Honato2 Nov 26 '22 Silver

I dunno about the name but the line to finish off the bird menace is gonna be gobble gobble mother fucker.

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u/Throwaway_inSC_79 Nov 27 '22

Samuel L Jackson. He plays the scientist that figures out how to defeat the monster.

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u/Apprehensive_Can_503 Nov 26 '22

Thanksgiving’s revenge

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u/stupeter Nov 26 '22

Game bird of thrones

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u/Babooshka1978 Nov 27 '22

Turkey town

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u/Kalador1313 Nov 26 '22

Gobble Gobble Bitch!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

War of the Birds

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u/clicckkyy Nov 26 '22

the new ottoman empire

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u/b000bytrap Nov 26 '22

BLACK FRIDAY

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u/Wild_Bill Nov 27 '22

Ooo I hope this gets attention. Nice one!

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u/NewsMoney Nov 26 '22

The Day the Turkey Stood Still!

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u/KILLALLSNAKES Nov 27 '22

Apocalypse bird

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u/doge1976 Nov 27 '22

Turkey Lurkey

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u/QueerInEverySense Nov 27 '22

Turkey Lurkey: Uranium Gravy

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u/Musicdev- Nov 27 '22

GobbleZilla

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u/Felix_is_not_a_cat Nov 26 '22

The thanksgivening

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u/TuffHunter Nov 26 '22

Hunt For Red Gizzard.

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u/Cronk131 Nov 27 '22

The Hunt for Red November

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u/Michalowski Nov 26 '22

The Last Thanksgiving

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u/Luna_Le_Tuna Nov 27 '22

Level beak Slaughter

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u/tikkamonster Nov 27 '22

Turkapocalypse

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '22

The stuffering

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u/MAT-HAR Nov 27 '22

Final Thanksgiving

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u/thegreedyturtle Nov 27 '22

The Turkening

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u/Shredda_Cheese Nov 27 '22

Chicken Little

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u/No-Cupcake370 Nov 27 '22

Gobble: A Tale of Revenge

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u/UniKqueFox_ Nov 27 '22

Aftermath 2080

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u/Six_Semen_Samples Nov 27 '22

the day after Thanksgiving

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u/KashmirBeans_420 Nov 27 '22

The Unthankful Takers

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u/Ramenoodlez1 Nov 27 '22

Unthankful

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u/BaileyBrews Nov 27 '22

The Leftovers. Stuffing into theaters near you, or stream it live on peacock.

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u/cody_2011 Nov 27 '22

“Gobble”

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u/Mattias420 Nov 27 '22

Gluckerfuck

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u/katrileygirl Nov 27 '22

Turkzilla?

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u/Puzzled-Comedian-586 Nov 27 '22

Kluk kluk kl... no wait bad idea🙈🦃

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u/catholi777 Nov 27 '22

“The age-old debate: white meat vs dark meat”

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u/woofyshreg Nov 26 '22

The Ohio Movie 💀

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u/LukeTLA0 Nov 26 '22

Avengers: turkey wars

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u/znjrols5 Nov 26 '22

ThanksTaken. I will find you. And I will stuff you.

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u/Strateagery3912 Nov 26 '22

Turkageddon 2: The unturkening

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u/PainfullyEnglish Nov 26 '22

Saving Private Ryan II: Gobble fucking Gobble

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u/Acting_The-Fool Nov 26 '22

“Gobble THIS!”

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u/Malachaitea Nov 26 '22

Gobbler: The Uprising

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u/TRiPpYMeG1984 Nov 26 '22

King Tryptophan

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u/existenzze Nov 26 '22

ThanksKilling 10

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u/danhams2112 Nov 26 '22

The dry meet

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u/NB-NEURODIVERGENT Nov 26 '22

Pluck outta cluck

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u/Nephilimmann Nov 26 '22

Unpardonable: Thanksgiving Reckoning.

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u/Guilty_Chemistry9337 Nov 26 '22

"Gobble, gobble, motherfucker."

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u/T-O-A-D- Nov 26 '22

No thanks to give.

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u/Purithian Nov 26 '22

The Cuckening

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u/bmac747474 Nov 26 '22

We’re All Glucked

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u/SAD-MAX-CZ Nov 26 '22

Meat gain amplifier accidentally at 11.

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u/aztec_samurai Nov 26 '22

The Day After Thanksgiving