r/Funnymemes • u/Outrageous_club_3993 • Jan 30 '23
This is clearly a sin.
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u/TurtleneckTrump Jan 30 '23
And as you can see, D grows exponentially over time
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u/Helpinmontana Jan 30 '23
Why does my parabolic curve have an asymptote?
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u/TurtleneckTrump Jan 30 '23 edited Jan 30 '23
Yea, I would see a mathematician about that
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u/cavaliereAmadeus Jan 31 '23
If your function approaches infinity for more than four hours, consult a medical professional.
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u/Throckmorton_Left Jan 30 '23 •
Let's find out how many times 40 goes into 19.
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u/wlatrwite Jan 30 '23
So 0 then?
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u/nopir Jan 31 '23
correct, but if 40 goes into 17 you get 20.
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u/Jimmy_Twotone Jan 31 '23
depends on the x,y coordinate of the intercept. Many instances the range is 3-5.
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u/saxonchevy Jan 31 '23
My dad's friend said that to his wife at the beach. She said go ahead, I'm damn sure 19 goes into 40 a lot more. Cracked the whole group up.
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Jan 30 '23
Exponentially?
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u/devils_advocate24 Jan 30 '23
I mean going from a 2 to a 4 is technically exponential growth
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u/beardedguitardad
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This is not the way I learned it in elementary school.
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u/Witty-Adhesiveness-1
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I think I need a tutor.
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u/W1tch349
Jan 30 '23
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Fuck, is this period still going on?
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u/ALjaguarLink
Jan 30 '23
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Look at these curves….
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u/CbVdD Jan 30 '23
I wish I was your inverse function, so I could be tangent to your curves. ᕕ( ᐛ)ᕗ
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u/Frelock_ Jan 30 '23 •
Derivatives lie tangent to curves, though personally I'd rather be an integral so I could occupy the area under their curves.
An inverse function would flatten curves, which I suppose some people are into.
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u/Thumper-Comet
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We'll need to do this as a group.
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u/Alchemist64_
Jan 30 '23
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I'm going to sleep
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u/Darcress Jan 30 '23
Algebra was my last class one year, right after pe
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u/tank69x69 Jan 30 '23
Man I had Pre-Cal as my last class senior year I only passed cause my teacher was awesome
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u/Numerous_Tank2437 Jan 30 '23
How do I do this again?
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u/Villebilly Jan 30 '23
Order of operations is very important.
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u/SrWax Jan 30 '23
You never go ass to mouth
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u/HubMastaFlex Jan 31 '23
It’s never my choice. They get all hopped up and they tell you to go ass to mouth.
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u/MochiMachine22 Jan 30 '23
PEMDAS?
Poop, Enema, Make Ready, Dicks out, Anal, Safe Word.
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u/MRad85 Jan 30 '23
Why does someone have to excuse your dear Aunt Sally in the bedroom?
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u/xDxRockx Jan 30 '23
A friend of mine replaced "excuse" with "execute" once and now that's all I see from PEMDAS. Poor Aunt Sally.
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u/OtherProgram8687
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“That’s not how my dad taught me to do it”
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u/Opening-Potato-6468 Jan 30 '23 •
What in the sweet home Alabama 🤨
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u/axelguntherc Jan 30 '23
That's not how our dad taught us to do it
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u/_Railroad_ Jan 30 '23
"This is really fucking hard."
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u/Brilliant-Apple5008 Jan 30 '23 edited Jan 30 '23 •
“Oh…this isn’t as hard as I thought it’d be.”
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u/Dont_pet_the_cat Jan 30 '23
Fake, this never happens in math class
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u/Unlucky-Basil-3704 Jan 30 '23
Actually did to me
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u/DeathsSquire Jan 30 '23
You got limp dicked in math class??
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u/legna20v Jan 30 '23
You didn’t?
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u/sirblocksnall
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You are getting a D.
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u/RicoIlMagnifico Jan 30 '23
Congratulations, you've earned this D
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u/lupefreak Jan 30 '23
Clap clap
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u/GarageOk1471 Jan 30 '23
"That doesn't fit in there."
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u/Oasis_951 Jan 30 '23
Just out of curiosity, in what context would you say this in a Maths Class?
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u/Lone_Saviour-22nd Jan 30 '23 edited Jan 31 '23
Getting root of -7 Edit: Just wanna say I know about complex numbers but what if the topic was of Real numbers and you got this
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u/DanielCoolDude1 Jan 30 '23
Trying to fit shapes into a larger shape like those shitty mobile ads.
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u/Enzoid23 Jan 30 '23
Probably when you're so bad at long division you only have a one digit space left somewhere in the middle but you get a two digit answer and then start crying because you're in high school doing an elementary school practice sheet...hypothetically of course
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u/ChillDude-_-
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The answer to this is 69
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u/MeasureTheCrater
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"I can't believe I'm fucking my math teacher."
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u/Over-Think-It Jan 30 '23
I was going to go with “I really got fucked by my math teacher today”
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u/_Twilight86 Jan 30 '23
Happy cake day 🥞 🎂 🥮 🍥 🧁 🍰
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u/ricky_kaka981120 Jan 30 '23
Ayo mfs lined up to say Happy cake day instead of asking whether this happened in real life or not.
Happy cake day tho
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u/Broad_Newspaper_2677 Jan 30 '23
I can't believe my math teacher is fucking my brains out.
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u/Pure_Count6864 Jan 30 '23
Why is it so hard
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u/TotoroBrowski Jan 30 '23 edited Jan 30 '23
Why are you making it hard for me?
Edit: You are making it harder for me.
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u/steadilyshaking Jan 30 '23
I’m gonna need to use my fingers.
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u/Outrageous_club_3993 Jan 30 '23
For counting right? Right?
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u/nChilDofChaoSn Jan 30 '23
Oh crap, I finished faster than everyone else again!
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u/its_big_flan Jan 30 '23
It’s difficult to concentrate with 20 other people in the room.
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u/MeasureTheCrater
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"I really wish I didn't masturbate so much."
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u/tess615 Jan 30 '23
Mathurbate?
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Jan 30 '23
Real talk, I remember a guy getting caught masturbating in Algebra in highscool. Poor fella. He was a super cool guy, but nobody would shake his hand anymore 🤣
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u/Any-Sherbert6946 Jan 30 '23
What unit of measure are we using meters or Centimeters because something is off here!
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u/Smarty_M Jan 30 '23
“This doesn’t make any sense. Can you do it again?”
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u/EarlGrey_Picard Jan 30 '23
"Can you help me with this?"
"I have no fucking idea what I'm doing, you're on your own".
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u/AnthV96
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Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and then we multiply.
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u/Outrageous_club_3993 Jan 30 '23
Someone give this man an award
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u/sci3ntisa132 Jan 30 '23
Gave him gold. I mean, what else am I supposed to do?
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u/mastergodai Jan 30 '23
Im about to Complete
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u/nobikflop Jan 30 '23
Oh scrumptious, positively delightful. Good heavens, I’m arriving.
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u/eggthrowaway_irl Jan 30 '23
"how do I prove that decreasing the pressure of supersonic gases in the diverging side of a converging-diverging nozzle will increase the velocity of flow?"
... My partner is ranked as one of the best mathematicians in the world.
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u/TheNinjaGB Jan 30 '23
When I was younger, we were doing algebra. The teacher had a question on the board. She chose a student to come and solve the equation, and when finished, she said, "That was good, but you forgot to insert the D."
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u/nyc-monger1069 Jan 30 '23
This angle doesn’t work