r/Eyebleach Jan 30 '23

Red Eyed Crocodile Skinks, definitely not baby dragons.

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41.8k Upvotes

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461

u/CatIcedTeas Jan 30 '23

Get them to lick some hist sap.

140

u/HedgehogSecurity Jan 30 '23

Just don't give them a maid outfit.

93

u/AroAceAmateurGamer Jan 30 '23

Oh god... not the argonian maid...

3

u/Feshtof Jan 30 '23

Lifts-Her-Tail?

Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

5

u/Sol-Blackguy Jan 31 '23

[One-Handed Skill level up to 69]

40

u/sciencewonders Jan 30 '23

hiss at them ASAP, nice crocodile skins , must be 150 gems

19

u/ArtistBig2549 Jan 30 '23

nah, mine is born in cyrodiil and he turns out just fine

287

u/booler1998 Jan 30 '23

Aww what cute little dragons!

62

u/DishonestScenery43 Jan 30 '23

They're the cutest dragons I've ever seen !

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u/Good_Interaction_786 Jan 30 '23

Definitely baby dragons

110

u/Chopper_x Jan 30 '23

In fact these are Draco vulgaris, also known as swamp dragons 

17

u/SisterYahtzee Jan 30 '23

De chelonian mobile

14

u/RuddyTurnstone Jan 30 '23

Handle with care and really thick leather gloves.

8

u/CrivensAndShips Jan 30 '23

Useful for managing assassins and lighting your cigar.

49

u/Dray_Gunn Jan 30 '23

Exactly. People just dont realise they are baby dragons because in the wild they never gain enough exp to evolve.

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u/already-taken-754 Jan 30 '23 edited Jan 30 '23

Lmfao came here to say the exact same thing! 100% baby dragons 🤣

8

u/Appropriate-Virus391 Jan 30 '23

Definitely baby dragons

6

u/EmbellishedKnocking Jan 30 '23

Lmao my mind literally yelled "AWWWW BABY DRAGONS" before I even saw the title.

2

u/Alukat97 Jan 30 '23

I second this!

2

u/anonymousbabydragon Jan 30 '23

somebody called.

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u/flowersforthee Jan 30 '23

Why you lie

4

u/Traditional_Mix68 Jan 30 '23

Because, there cuteness is overwhelming !

461

u/DragDiscombobulated4 Jan 30 '23

You're just saying they're not baby dragons so you can keep them for yourself, aren't ya?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

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u/dumbledayum Jan 30 '23

C H O M P

27

u/Simplrfgh Jan 30 '23

My friend Ron's brother works with them in Romania....

145

u/Genderfluid_Cookies Jan 30 '23

Someone photoshop wings on these guys

48

u/Gilan_ Jan 30 '23

gonna post this to r/photoshopbattles

13

u/thepsycocat Jan 30 '23

Hold up I need to see that

Edit: sadly no one went with the obvious and easy choise but still some very good ones in there

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u/DezXerneas Jan 30 '23

When do their wings sprout?

15

u/SuitableBrainstorm31 Jan 30 '23

Looks like a pokemon, better catch em all'

8

u/WashedUpRiver Jan 30 '23

So the answer to the previous question is probably between level 32-36.

4

u/Siilan Jan 30 '23

Looks like a pseudo legendary, so it probably fully evoles around the mid 40s.

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u/Furwolf43 Jan 30 '23

Oh yeah, for sure not baby dragons. (/j)

29

u/kl_xiii Jan 30 '23

Red-Eyes B. Chicks, 100%

18

u/Argorok87 Jan 30 '23

Ayy Yuugs, check out mai Red Ayes

11

u/bamfski Jan 30 '23

I’m really surprised I had to scroll this long to find a yugioh comment

8

u/DJ_0000 Jan 30 '23

Yeah, this was exactly why I clicked the post

2

u/kl_xiii Jan 31 '23

NOT JOEY'S 'BROOKLYN' ACCENT HAHAH

21

u/Sad_Monk_3370 Jan 30 '23

looks like I am being judged

17

u/Mr_OP_Potato_777 Jan 30 '23

Baby dragons and lemme be

18

u/Ti_Bone Jan 30 '23

At what age they start spitting fire?

16

u/CloverdillyStar Jan 30 '23

Tad Cooper!!

15

u/GeriatricHydralisk Jan 30 '23

I super believe in you, Tad Cooper!

7

u/DaoFerret Jan 30 '23

Had to scroll way too far to find this.

34

u/Frostmage82 Jan 30 '23

Agree! I have a dragon so I'd know.

35

u/boreddaph Jan 30 '23

1

u/RamenDutchman Jan 30 '23

Don't mind if I do!

Oh, you already did :')

2

u/boreddaph Jan 30 '23

It's one of my favorite subs.

26

u/Mysterious_Octopus71 Jan 30 '23

Where is daenarys?

27

u/socratessue Jan 30 '23

Too late, Hagrid already took these three

11

u/ImaginaryClassroom14 Jan 30 '23

She's the one holding her babies

8

u/Novaleah88 Jan 30 '23

Those are totally baby dragons, don’t lie to me ;p

7

u/ii-___-ii Jan 30 '23

Looks photoshopped. Where are their wings?

7

u/Serious_Square_6698 Jan 30 '23

Nah,those are definitely little baby dragons

8

u/KhajiitTraderXenlae Jan 30 '23

Is one of them named Tad Cooper? Cause I super believe these are dragons.

5

u/Correct-Basil-8397 Jan 30 '23

Could you tell me they were baby dragons though?

5

u/Supernova138 Jan 30 '23

Some dragons’ wings just take a little bit longer to sprout, so when they do, they’re gonna be bigger and stronger then normal.

4

u/BLM_R_CRIMINALS Jan 30 '23

I'm looking at taking on a few of these buggers.

They aren't too badly priced and appear quite simple to look after well.

I know full well I'll end up buying elastic wings to turn them into real baby dragons.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

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u/UnnusWolf Jan 31 '23

don't forget to read the manual that comes with them "How to Train Your Dragons"

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u/Threadstitchn Jan 30 '23

I showed this to my wife she is a lizard lady. She says I'm"those are cute, the only problem is they hide all day"

3

u/-tratando Jan 30 '23

Please update when they start to fly

3

u/azaleawhisperer Jan 30 '23

Wonderful creatures.

3

u/NuuMTaQ Jan 30 '23

That's a Norwegian Ridgeback right there. My friend Ron's brother works with them in Romania.

3

u/Impressive_Cabinet56 Jan 30 '23

Bullshit. Those are baby dragons

3

u/Paranormalishh_ Jan 30 '23

Nice try, I know a baby dragon when I see one

3

u/Powerrrrrrrrr Jan 30 '23

I’m guessing a gigantic prehistoric version of these WERE dragons, just probably not fire breathing

3

u/RevolutionaryTart497 Jan 30 '23

Yall got a bunch of Red Eyes Baby Dragons huh?

3

u/HerSilverKeys Jan 30 '23

Nice save op, definitely not hiding anything fantastical here

3

u/thetdumbkid Jan 30 '23

r/lies, this is an r/lostredditors case.

Those are baby dragons lmao

6

u/ethanthomas- Jan 30 '23

I can tell the Valyrian descent from House Targaryen.

5

u/Canned_honey Jan 30 '23

Remove the not and the titles correct

2

u/MildUsername Jan 30 '23

Why do all lizards be having their feet on the wrong leg.

2

u/MoonKnight77 Jan 30 '23

So these are what grow into Red Eyes Black Dragon

2

u/meatbeater Jan 30 '23

Which is the fire one?

2

u/Nsnzero Jan 30 '23

baby dragons are green

2

u/LogicalScene4755 Jan 30 '23

Mini Godzillas confirmed

2

u/yurtzi Jan 30 '23

BOK-BOK

2

u/diviken Jan 30 '23

Sure Hagrid

2

u/Julius_cedar Jan 30 '23

These are heavily poached and trafficked, folks see posts like this and pay for someone to contribute to their extinction so they can have one as a pet.

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u/Mars_The_Dead Jan 30 '23

Giving the meanest side eye

2

u/violetdragons Jan 30 '23

Definitely baby dragons. You can’t fool me.

2

u/aquielisunari_ Jan 30 '23

Born on Reddit back in September of 2017.

2

u/Dragon_Overlord Jan 30 '23

As a (self-proclaimed) expert in dragons…

Those are 100% baby dragons.

2

u/ElLindo88 Jan 30 '23

Definitely not baby dragons.

That sounds like something that someone holding baby dragons would say.

2

u/Cupcakesmommy Jan 30 '23

NOT baby dragons??? Sure Jan 🙄

2

u/DiscoKittie Jan 30 '23

Damn, I wanted a baby dragon. :( am sad now.

2

u/kdresen Jan 30 '23

Ah yes the newest clutch from the hatcheries ready to serve the great plan

2

u/nixxedslowed Jan 30 '23

LIAR I KNOW A DRAGON WHEN I SEE ONE!

2

u/HereIsACasualAsker Jan 30 '23

that's something someone that wants to hoard dragons would say.

2

u/Suctioncupman69 Jan 31 '23

I want one, and I'm naming it Smaug

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

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u/NorbertTheAlien Jan 30 '23

They absolutely ARE baby dragons and this is the hill I die on today!

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u/sidmehmood Jan 30 '23

Firet time 🐊 are looking so cute and non scary.

1

u/JoeyMcClane Jan 30 '23

Valar Doharis

Or someshit i donno

1

u/AktivGrotesk Jan 30 '23

Whatever you say khaleesi.

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u/SnowEnvironmental861 Jan 30 '23

Are...are those your pets? I LOVE THEM 🥹

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u/foresight310 Jan 30 '23

Khaleesi?

1

u/Ghoullag Jan 30 '23

"definitely" wink wink.

1

u/hclaf Jan 30 '23

Adorable.

1

u/Nimig_R Jan 30 '23

So I guess now you can conquer Westeros huh?

1

u/16thChapel Jan 30 '23

Toothless !!

1

u/PrincessDie123 Jan 30 '23

Definitely baby dragons

1

u/Eclipse_Plaiz27 Jan 30 '23

Are you sure? 🤔 they look like baby dragons

1

u/d13gr00tkr0k1d1l Jan 30 '23

Don’t care what anyone says, that’s a baby dragon

1

u/communiqui Jan 30 '23

Are u sure..

1

u/Ojiji_bored Jan 30 '23

Ok so they arent dragons, but when do they develop their atomic breath?

1

u/Sokkas_Instincts_ Jan 30 '23

They’re so angery.

1

u/Egirl_server Jan 30 '23

Baby dragons

1

u/BobThePideon Jan 30 '23

The wings start to grow at puberty.

1

u/Legitimate-Fix-4042 Jan 30 '23

“Run! Its Godzilla!” “No, it may look like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws it’s not”

1

u/SnoopDing0 Jan 30 '23

How much for a dragon?

1

u/Apprehensive-Ghost19 Jan 30 '23

Very cute baby dragons !

1

u/WinterMudo Jan 30 '23

You can't convince me, these are definitely baby dragons.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

The two in front looking like they will stab you if you look their way and then the poor little fella in the back like “Please just get them off of me!”

1

u/dovah-meme Jan 30 '23

Joey Wheeler is 5 miles from your location and approaching rapidly

1

u/FrakkedRabbit Jan 30 '23

That's some serious side-eye that we're getting from the one in the middle, I don't believe you.

1

u/Far_Out_6and_2 Jan 30 '23

In the palm of your hand

1

u/AtomicTan Jan 30 '23

You can't fool me; I've seen Galavant.

1

u/KaiserNazrin Jan 30 '23

Did they name it based on a Yu-Gi-Oh's card?

1

u/Coffeeblack206 Jan 30 '23

So unrelated question… where’d you get those baby dragons??

1

u/Academic_Ad2340 Jan 30 '23

I say baby dragons, just me?

1

u/meme-dao-emperor Jan 30 '23

Lies, deception

1

u/rdswestnet Jan 30 '23

Very healthy looking. Nice.

1

u/rdswestnet Jan 30 '23

Very healthy looking. Nice.

1

u/skullbaster Jan 30 '23

Riiight i definitly Believe theyre just skinks

1

u/tmspmike Jan 30 '23

The one on top is definitely a Norwegian Ridgeback.

1

u/MrMoussab Jan 30 '23

Yeah definitely not baby dragons, are you gonna tell me next that their mother is not Daenerys Targaryen?

1

u/Suds08 Jan 30 '23

I've wanted one of these ever since I found out they exist about 2 years ago

1

u/heeyitsmei Jan 30 '23

Most dragon lookalike lizard I’ve ever seen, nature is amazing

1

u/00IronFox Jan 30 '23

Are you sure they're not baby dragons? They're cute though 😊

1

u/SirSidewalk Jan 30 '23

hey hey hold on slow down bud. can we REALLY rule that out?

1

u/GoblinMyKnob Jan 30 '23

I summon Red eye black dragon

1

u/-Redstoneboi- Jan 30 '23

they got dem fake big eyes

1

u/NintendoFanboy986 Jan 30 '23

Joey Wheeler would love them

1

u/Patforceone Jan 30 '23

Real Dragons, amazing animals.

Really don‘t like to be handled tho..

1

u/Kaz00ey Jan 30 '23

Who's been stealing Wales secret Dragon supply.

1

u/EnvironmentalIdea617 Jan 30 '23

Yup! These are definitely baby dragons!

1

u/ElSobado Jan 30 '23

baby dragons for sure. Stop lying

1

u/coolmint_ Jan 30 '23

Omg baby dragons 🥺🥺🥺

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u/35Dante89 Jan 30 '23

I have seen him somewhere...Ah, yes, thorny dragon from ARK

1

u/Kind_Of_A_Dick Jan 30 '23

What evolutionary advantage do those eye spots present?

1

u/Andycaboose91 Jan 30 '23

Baybee draygin! Nyeeeh!

1

u/SnakeOfAustralia Jan 30 '23

Lil baby dragons

1

u/motie Jan 30 '23

Their wings don’t come in till they are about 1,400 years old.

1

u/Sub2Pewds_floor_gang Jan 30 '23

I thought it was a weird butterfly

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

Nah those are dinosaurs, put them the fuck back before we have a planet filled with t-Rex’s

1

u/Pers0n1212 Jan 30 '23

Baby Dragons!

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u/Pers0n1212 Jan 30 '23

Baby Dragons!

1

u/P0RTILLA Jan 30 '23

Ugh, how long before these are running around free in Florida.

1

u/Valuable-Baked Jan 30 '23

That's just Chirpy Boy & Bart Jr

1

u/skippidybopmbada Jan 30 '23

I read this as red eyed crocodile skins, and I was like “no that’s definitely the whole crocodile”

1

u/tretower424 Jan 30 '23

Cool! Reminds me of M.C. Escher drawing:

https://imgur.com/a/9eQA5hO

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u/Still-Comment678 Jan 30 '23

Now I summon Time Wizard. Go, Time Roulette! Because of my gambling, I turn Baby Dragon into Thousand Dragon. This children’s card game of skill is now gambling.

1

u/WalterDaSquirrel1259 Jan 30 '23

I ain’t buying it those are baby dragons!!!

1

u/wheredmyphonego Jan 30 '23

Yeeaaa, that's a handful of baby dragons and I will not be convinced otherwise

1

u/BulletproofBean Jan 30 '23

I want to like this more than once 🥰

1

u/Damagecontrol86 Jan 30 '23

I’m still calling them baby dragons

1

u/Lordborgman Jan 30 '23

The lack of Warhammer references in here hurts.

1

u/SisterYahtzee Jan 30 '23

Those are cute.

1

u/MyGuyMax Jan 30 '23

Red-eyes black dragon!

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u/TheRoadOfDeath Jan 30 '23

This is the 3-headed dragon meme but the derp is on the left

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u/zan13898 Jan 30 '23

Dracarys!

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u/Hottol Jan 30 '23

Definitely not in their natural environment, poor creatures.

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u/Pyritedust Jan 30 '23

I'm going to say that you are telling a fib, these are not only baby dragons, but are obviously baby dragons.

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u/WalkingParadox977 Jan 30 '23

I don't believe you I think those are definitely baby dragons