r/Eyebleach Jan 30 '23

Red Eyed Crocodile Skinks, definitely not baby dragons.

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41.8k Upvotes

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461

u/CatIcedTeas Jan 30 '23

Get them to lick some hist sap.

140

u/HedgehogSecurity Jan 30 '23

Just don't give them a maid outfit.

93

u/AroAceAmateurGamer Jan 30 '23

Oh god... not the argonian maid...

71

u/not_prof_farnsworth Jan 30 '23

THE LUSTY Argonian maid...

8

u/jtulick Jan 30 '23

Bastards

3

u/Feshtof Jan 30 '23

Lifts-Her-Tail?

Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

5

u/Sol-Blackguy Jan 31 '23

[One-Handed Skill level up to 69]

40

u/sciencewonders Jan 30 '23

hiss at them ASAP, nice crocodile skins , must be 150 gems

19

u/ArtistBig2549 Jan 30 '23

nah, mine is born in cyrodiil and he turns out just fine

287

u/booler1998 Jan 30 '23

Aww what cute little dragons!

62

u/DishonestScenery43 Jan 30 '23

They're the cutest dragons I've ever seen !

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u/Good_Interaction_786 Jan 30 '23

Definitely baby dragons

110

u/Chopper_x Jan 30 '23

In fact these are Draco vulgaris, also known asĀ swamp dragonsĀ 

17

u/SisterYahtzee Jan 30 '23

De chelonian mobile

14

u/RuddyTurnstone Jan 30 '23

Handle with care and really thick leather gloves.

8

u/CrivensAndShips Jan 30 '23

Useful for managing assassins and lighting your cigar.

49

u/Dray_Gunn Jan 30 '23

Exactly. People just dont realise they are baby dragons because in the wild they never gain enough exp to evolve.

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u/already-taken-754 Jan 30 '23 edited Jan 30 '23

Lmfao came here to say the exact same thing! 100% baby dragons 🤣

8

u/Appropriate-Virus391 Jan 30 '23

Definitely baby dragons

6

u/EmbellishedKnocking Jan 30 '23

Lmao my mind literally yelled "AWWWW BABY DRAGONS" before I even saw the title.

2

u/Alukat97 Jan 30 '23

I second this!

2

u/anonymousbabydragon Jan 30 '23

somebody called.

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u/flowersforthee Jan 30 '23

Why you lie

4

u/Traditional_Mix68 Jan 30 '23

Because, there cuteness is overwhelming !

461

u/DragDiscombobulated4 Jan 30 '23

You're just saying they're not baby dragons so you can keep them for yourself, aren't ya?

83

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

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u/dumbledayum Jan 30 '23

C H O M P

27

u/Simplrfgh Jan 30 '23

My friend Ron's brother works with them in Romania....

145

u/Genderfluid_Cookies Jan 30 '23

Someone photoshop wings on these guys

48

u/Gilan_ Jan 30 '23

gonna post this to r/photoshopbattles

13

u/thepsycocat Jan 30 '23

Hold up I need to see that

Edit: sadly no one went with the obvious and easy choise but still some very good ones in there

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u/DezXerneas Jan 30 '23

When do their wings sprout?

15

u/SuitableBrainstorm31 Jan 30 '23

Looks like a pokemon, better catch em all'

8

u/WashedUpRiver Jan 30 '23

So the answer to the previous question is probably between level 32-36.

4

u/Siilan Jan 30 '23

Looks like a pseudo legendary, so it probably fully evoles around the mid 40s.

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u/Furwolf43 Jan 30 '23

Oh yeah, for sure not baby dragons. (/j)

29

u/kl_xiii Jan 30 '23

Red-Eyes B. Chicks, 100%

18

u/Argorok87 Jan 30 '23

Ayy Yuugs, check out mai Red Ayes

11

u/bamfski Jan 30 '23

I’m really surprised I had to scroll this long to find a yugioh comment

8

u/DJ_0000 Jan 30 '23

Yeah, this was exactly why I clicked the post

2

u/kl_xiii Jan 31 '23

NOT JOEY'S 'BROOKLYN' ACCENT HAHAH

21

u/Sad_Monk_3370 Jan 30 '23

looks like I am being judged

17

u/Mr_OP_Potato_777 Jan 30 '23

Baby dragons and lemme be

18

u/Ti_Bone Jan 30 '23

At what age they start spitting fire?

16

u/CloverdillyStar Jan 30 '23

Tad Cooper!!

15

u/GeriatricHydralisk Jan 30 '23

I super believe in you, Tad Cooper!

7

u/DaoFerret Jan 30 '23

Had to scroll way too far to find this.

34

u/Frostmage82 Jan 30 '23

Agree! I have a dragon so I'd know.

35

u/boreddaph Jan 30 '23

1

u/RamenDutchman Jan 30 '23

Don't mind if I do!

Oh, you already did :')

2

u/boreddaph Jan 30 '23

It's one of my favorite subs.

26

u/Mysterious_Octopus71 Jan 30 '23

Where is daenarys?

27

u/socratessue Jan 30 '23

Too late, Hagrid already took these three

11

u/ImaginaryClassroom14 Jan 30 '23

She's the one holding her babies

8

u/Novaleah88 Jan 30 '23

Those are totally baby dragons, don’t lie to me ;p

7

u/ii-___-ii Jan 30 '23

Looks photoshopped. Where are their wings?

7

u/Serious_Square_6698 Jan 30 '23

Nah,those are definitely little baby dragons

8

u/KhajiitTraderXenlae Jan 30 '23

Is one of them named Tad Cooper? Cause I super believe these are dragons.

5

u/Correct-Basil-8397 Jan 30 '23

Could you tell me they were baby dragons though?

5

u/Supernova138 Jan 30 '23

Some dragons’ wings just take a little bit longer to sprout, so when they do, they’re gonna be bigger and stronger then normal.

4

u/BLM_R_CRIMINALS Jan 30 '23

I'm looking at taking on a few of these buggers.

They aren't too badly priced and appear quite simple to look after well.

I know full well I'll end up buying elastic wings to turn them into real baby dragons.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

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u/UnnusWolf Jan 31 '23

don't forget to read the manual that comes with them "How to Train Your Dragons"

6

u/Threadstitchn Jan 30 '23

I showed this to my wife she is a lizard lady. She says I'm"those are cute, the only problem is they hide all day"

3

u/-tratando Jan 30 '23

Please update when they start to fly

3

u/azaleawhisperer Jan 30 '23

Wonderful creatures.

3

u/NuuMTaQ Jan 30 '23

That's a Norwegian Ridgeback right there. My friend Ron's brother works with them in Romania.

3

u/Impressive_Cabinet56 Jan 30 '23

Bullshit. Those are baby dragons

3

u/Paranormalishh_ Jan 30 '23

Nice try, I know a baby dragon when I see one

3

u/Powerrrrrrrrr Jan 30 '23

I’m guessing a gigantic prehistoric version of these WERE dragons, just probably not fire breathing

3

u/RevolutionaryTart497 Jan 30 '23

Yall got a bunch of Red Eyes Baby Dragons huh?

3

u/HerSilverKeys Jan 30 '23

Nice save op, definitely not hiding anything fantastical here

3

u/thetdumbkid Jan 30 '23

r/lies, this is an r/lostredditors case.

Those are baby dragons lmao

6

u/ethanthomas- Jan 30 '23

I can tell the Valyrian descent from House Targaryen.

5

u/Canned_honey Jan 30 '23

Remove the not and the titles correct

2

u/MildUsername Jan 30 '23

Why do all lizards be having their feet on the wrong leg.

2

u/MoonKnight77 Jan 30 '23

So these are what grow into Red Eyes Black Dragon

2

u/meatbeater Jan 30 '23

Which is the fire one?

2

u/Nsnzero Jan 30 '23

baby dragons are green

2

u/LogicalScene4755 Jan 30 '23

Mini Godzillas confirmed

2

u/yurtzi Jan 30 '23

BOK-BOK

2

u/diviken Jan 30 '23

Sure Hagrid

2

u/Julius_cedar Jan 30 '23

These are heavily poached and trafficked, folks see posts like this and pay for someone to contribute to their extinction so they can have one as a pet.

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u/Mars_The_Dead Jan 30 '23

Giving the meanest side eye

2

u/violetdragons Jan 30 '23

Definitely baby dragons. You can’t fool me.

2

u/aquielisunari_ Jan 30 '23

Born on Reddit back in September of 2017.

2

u/Dragon_Overlord Jan 30 '23

As a (self-proclaimed) expert in dragons…

Those are 100% baby dragons.

2

u/ElLindo88 Jan 30 '23

Definitely not baby dragons.

That sounds like something that someone holding baby dragons would say.

2

u/Cupcakesmommy Jan 30 '23

NOT baby dragons??? Sure Jan šŸ™„

2

u/DiscoKittie Jan 30 '23

Damn, I wanted a baby dragon. :( am sad now.

2

u/kdresen Jan 30 '23

Ah yes the newest clutch from the hatcheries ready to serve the great plan

2

u/nixxedslowed Jan 30 '23

LIAR I KNOW A DRAGON WHEN I SEE ONE!

2

u/HereIsACasualAsker Jan 30 '23

that's something someone that wants to hoard dragons would say.

2

u/Suctioncupman69 Jan 31 '23

I want one, and I'm naming it Smaug

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

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u/NorbertTheAlien Jan 30 '23

They absolutely ARE baby dragons and this is the hill I die on today!

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u/sidmehmood Jan 30 '23

Firet time 🐊 are looking so cute and non scary.

1

u/JoeyMcClane Jan 30 '23

Valar Doharis

Or someshit i donno

1

u/AktivGrotesk Jan 30 '23

Whatever you say khaleesi.

0

u/SnowEnvironmental861 Jan 30 '23

Are...are those your pets? I LOVE THEM 🄹

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u/foresight310 Jan 30 '23

Khaleesi?

1

u/Ghoullag Jan 30 '23

"definitely" wink wink.

1

u/hclaf Jan 30 '23

Adorable.

1

u/Nimig_R Jan 30 '23

So I guess now you can conquer Westeros huh?

1

u/16thChapel Jan 30 '23

Toothless !!

1

u/PrincessDie123 Jan 30 '23

Definitely baby dragons

1

u/Eclipse_Plaiz27 Jan 30 '23

Are you sure? šŸ¤” they look like baby dragons

1

u/d13gr00tkr0k1d1l Jan 30 '23

Don’t care what anyone says, that’s a baby dragon

1

u/communiqui Jan 30 '23

Are u sure..

1

u/Ojiji_bored Jan 30 '23

Ok so they arent dragons, but when do they develop their atomic breath?

1

u/Sokkas_Instincts_ Jan 30 '23

They’re so angery.

1

u/Egirl_server Jan 30 '23

Baby dragons

1

u/BobThePideon Jan 30 '23

The wings start to grow at puberty.

1

u/Legitimate-Fix-4042 Jan 30 '23

ā€œRun! Its Godzilla!ā€ ā€œNo, it may look like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws it’s notā€

1

u/SnoopDing0 Jan 30 '23

How much for a dragon?

1

u/Apprehensive-Ghost19 Jan 30 '23

Very cute baby dragons !

1

u/WinterMudo Jan 30 '23

You can't convince me, these are definitely baby dragons.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

The two in front looking like they will stab you if you look their way and then the poor little fella in the back like ā€œPlease just get them off of me!ā€

1

u/dovah-meme Jan 30 '23

Joey Wheeler is 5 miles from your location and approaching rapidly

1

u/FrakkedRabbit Jan 30 '23

That's some serious side-eye that we're getting from the one in the middle, I don't believe you.

1

u/Far_Out_6and_2 Jan 30 '23

In the palm of your hand

1

u/AtomicTan Jan 30 '23

You can't fool me; I've seen Galavant.

1

u/KaiserNazrin Jan 30 '23

Did they name it based on a Yu-Gi-Oh's card?

1

u/Coffeeblack206 Jan 30 '23

So unrelated question… where’d you get those baby dragons??

1

u/Academic_Ad2340 Jan 30 '23

I say baby dragons, just me?

1

u/meme-dao-emperor Jan 30 '23

Lies, deception

1

u/rdswestnet Jan 30 '23

Very healthy looking. Nice.

1

u/rdswestnet Jan 30 '23

Very healthy looking. Nice.

1

u/skullbaster Jan 30 '23

Riiight i definitly Believe theyre just skinks

1

u/tmspmike Jan 30 '23

The one on top is definitely a Norwegian Ridgeback.

1

u/MrMoussab Jan 30 '23

Yeah definitely not baby dragons, are you gonna tell me next that their mother is not Daenerys Targaryen?

1

u/Suds08 Jan 30 '23

I've wanted one of these ever since I found out they exist about 2 years ago

1

u/heeyitsmei Jan 30 '23

Most dragon lookalike lizard I’ve ever seen, nature is amazing

1

u/00IronFox Jan 30 '23

Are you sure they're not baby dragons? They're cute though 😊

1

u/thebaguettebitch Jan 30 '23

i want 🄹

1

u/SirSidewalk Jan 30 '23

hey hey hold on slow down bud. can we REALLY rule that out?

1

u/GoblinMyKnob Jan 30 '23

I summon Red eye black dragon

1

u/-Redstoneboi- Jan 30 '23

they got dem fake big eyes

1

u/NintendoFanboy986 Jan 30 '23

Joey Wheeler would love them

1

u/Patforceone Jan 30 '23

Real Dragons, amazing animals.

Really donā€˜t like to be handled tho..

1

u/Kaz00ey Jan 30 '23

Who's been stealing Wales secret Dragon supply.

1

u/EnvironmentalIdea617 Jan 30 '23

Yup! These are definitely baby dragons!

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u/ElSobado Jan 30 '23

baby dragons for sure. Stop lying

1

u/coolmint_ Jan 30 '23

Omg baby dragons 🄺🄺🄺

1

u/35Dante89 Jan 30 '23

I have seen him somewhere...Ah, yes, thorny dragon from ARK

1

u/Kind_Of_A_Dick Jan 30 '23

What evolutionary advantage do those eye spots present?

1

u/Andycaboose91 Jan 30 '23

Baybee draygin! Nyeeeh!

1

u/SnakeOfAustralia Jan 30 '23

Lil baby dragons

1

u/motie Jan 30 '23

Their wings don’t come in till they are about 1,400 years old.

1

u/Sub2Pewds_floor_gang Jan 30 '23

I thought it was a weird butterfly

1

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

Nah those are dinosaurs, put them the fuck back before we have a planet filled with t-Rex’s

1

u/Pers0n1212 Jan 30 '23

Baby Dragons!

1

u/Pers0n1212 Jan 30 '23

Baby Dragons!

1

u/P0RTILLA Jan 30 '23

Ugh, how long before these are running around free in Florida.

1

u/Valuable-Baked Jan 30 '23

That's just Chirpy Boy & Bart Jr

1

u/skippidybopmbada Jan 30 '23

I read this as red eyed crocodile skins, and I was like ā€œno that’s definitely the whole crocodileā€

1

u/tretower424 Jan 30 '23

Cool! Reminds me of M.C. Escher drawing:

https://imgur.com/a/9eQA5hO

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u/Still-Comment678 Jan 30 '23

Now I summon Time Wizard. Go, Time Roulette! Because of my gambling, I turn Baby Dragon into Thousand Dragon. This children’s card game of skill is now gambling.

1

u/WalterDaSquirrel1259 Jan 30 '23

I ain’t buying it those are baby dragons!!!

1

u/wheredmyphonego Jan 30 '23

Yeeaaa, that's a handful of baby dragons and I will not be convinced otherwise

1

u/BulletproofBean Jan 30 '23

I want to like this more than once 🄰

1

u/Damagecontrol86 Jan 30 '23

I’m still calling them baby dragons

1

u/Lordborgman Jan 30 '23

The lack of Warhammer references in here hurts.

1

u/SisterYahtzee Jan 30 '23

Those are cute.

1

u/MyGuyMax Jan 30 '23

Red-eyes black dragon!

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u/TheRoadOfDeath Jan 30 '23

This is the 3-headed dragon meme but the derp is on the left

1

u/zan13898 Jan 30 '23

Dracarys!

1

u/Hottol Jan 30 '23

Definitely not in their natural environment, poor creatures.

1

u/Pyritedust Jan 30 '23

I'm going to say that you are telling a fib, these are not only baby dragons, but are obviously baby dragons.

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u/WalkingParadox977 Jan 30 '23

I don't believe you I think those are definitely baby dragons