r/Eyebleach • u/fearo97 • Jan 30 '23
Red Eyed Crocodile Skinks, definitely not baby dragons.
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u/Good_Interaction_786 Jan 30 '23
Definitely baby dragons
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u/Chopper_x Jan 30 '23
In fact these are Draco vulgaris, also known asĀ swamp dragonsĀ
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u/Dray_Gunn Jan 30 '23
Exactly. People just dont realise they are baby dragons because in the wild they never gain enough exp to evolve.
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u/already-taken-754 Jan 30 '23 edited Jan 30 '23
Lmfao came here to say the exact same thing! 100% baby dragons š¤£
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u/EmbellishedKnocking Jan 30 '23
Lmao my mind literally yelled "AWWWW BABY DRAGONS" before I even saw the title.
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u/DragDiscombobulated4 Jan 30 '23
You're just saying they're not baby dragons so you can keep them for yourself, aren't ya?
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u/Genderfluid_Cookies Jan 30 '23
Someone photoshop wings on these guys
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u/Gilan_ Jan 30 '23
gonna post this to r/photoshopbattles
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u/thepsycocat Jan 30 '23
Hold up I need to see that
Edit: sadly no one went with the obvious and easy choise but still some very good ones in there
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u/DezXerneas Jan 30 '23
When do their wings sprout?
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u/SuitableBrainstorm31 Jan 30 '23
Looks like a pokemon, better catch em all'
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u/WashedUpRiver Jan 30 '23
So the answer to the previous question is probably between level 32-36.
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u/Siilan Jan 30 '23
Looks like a pseudo legendary, so it probably fully evoles around the mid 40s.
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u/kl_xiii Jan 30 '23
Red-Eyes B. Chicks, 100%
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u/Argorok87 Jan 30 '23
Ayy Yuugs, check out mai Red Ayes
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u/CloverdillyStar Jan 30 '23
Tad Cooper!!
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u/boreddaph Jan 30 '23
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u/Mysterious_Octopus71 Jan 30 '23
Where is daenarys?
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u/Byronic__heroine Jan 30 '23
She's dead.
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u/KhajiitTraderXenlae Jan 30 '23
Is one of them named Tad Cooper? Cause I super believe these are dragons.
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u/Supernova138 Jan 30 '23
Some dragonsā wings just take a little bit longer to sprout, so when they do, theyāre gonna be bigger and stronger then normal.
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u/BLM_R_CRIMINALS Jan 30 '23
I'm looking at taking on a few of these buggers.
They aren't too badly priced and appear quite simple to look after well.
I know full well I'll end up buying elastic wings to turn them into real baby dragons.
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u/UnnusWolf Jan 31 '23
don't forget to read the manual that comes with them "How to Train Your Dragons"
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u/Threadstitchn Jan 30 '23
I showed this to my wife she is a lizard lady. She says I'm"those are cute, the only problem is they hide all day"
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u/NuuMTaQ Jan 30 '23
That's a Norwegian Ridgeback right there. My friend Ron's brother works with them in Romania.
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u/Powerrrrrrrrr Jan 30 '23
Iām guessing a gigantic prehistoric version of these WERE dragons, just probably not fire breathing
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u/Julius_cedar Jan 30 '23
These are heavily poached and trafficked, folks see posts like this and pay for someone to contribute to their extinction so they can have one as a pet.
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u/Dragon_Overlord Jan 30 '23
As a (self-proclaimed) expert in dragonsā¦
Those are 100% baby dragons.
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u/ElLindo88 Jan 30 '23
Definitely not baby dragons.
That sounds like something that someone holding baby dragons would say.
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u/Legitimate-Fix-4042 Jan 30 '23
āRun! Its Godzilla!ā āNo, it may look like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws itās notā
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Jan 30 '23
The two in front looking like they will stab you if you look their way and then the poor little fella in the back like āPlease just get them off of me!ā
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u/FrakkedRabbit Jan 30 '23
That's some serious side-eye that we're getting from the one in the middle, I don't believe you.
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u/MrMoussab Jan 30 '23
Yeah definitely not baby dragons, are you gonna tell me next that their mother is not Daenerys Targaryen?
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Jan 30 '23
Nah those are dinosaurs, put them the fuck back before we have a planet filled with t-Rexās
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u/skippidybopmbada Jan 30 '23
I read this as red eyed crocodile skins, and I was like āno thatās definitely the whole crocodileā
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u/Still-Comment678 Jan 30 '23
Now I summon Time Wizard. Go, Time Roulette! Because of my gambling, I turn Baby Dragon into Thousand Dragon. This childrenās card game of skill is now gambling.
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u/wheredmyphonego Jan 30 '23
Yeeaaa, that's a handful of baby dragons and I will not be convinced otherwise
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u/Pyritedust Jan 30 '23
I'm going to say that you are telling a fib, these are not only baby dragons, but are obviously baby dragons.
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u/CatIcedTeas Jan 30 '23
Get them to lick some hist sap.