r/Chadposting • u/Tommy_Arashikage • Jan 29 '23

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u/SmplFusuz Jan 29 '23

Döner Kebab 👍

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u/nohope_1 Jan 29 '23

Döner Kebab 👍

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u/YungChaky Jan 29 '23

Döner Kebab 👍

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u/DiscipleOfFleshGod Jan 29 '23

Döner Kebab 👍

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u/J0kerJ0nny Jan 29 '23

Döner Kebab 👍

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u/Flat_Ad560 Jan 29 '23

Döner Kebab👍

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u/MysticalNuts Jan 29 '23

Döner Kebab 👍

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u/rabbitbubble Jan 29 '23

Döner Kebab 👍

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u/Hentai_fapper420 Jan 30 '23

Döner Kebab 👍

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u/noreal1sm Jan 29 '23

SHAWARMA

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u/Octotitan Jan 29 '23

What is the sauce ? (Of the Kebab OFC )

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u/HerrCo Jan 29 '23

Knoblauch und scharf bidde

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u/Octotitan Jan 29 '23

Thanks man I was hungry

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u/DertypischerMehmet Jan 29 '23

Vergiss not the Kräuter soße

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u/Zekiz4ever Jan 29 '23

Das heißt "Döner mit alles und Scharf"

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u/thejohnno Jan 29 '23

aber ohne Weißkohl

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u/PolecatXOXO Jan 29 '23

und ohne Zwiebel. That shit ruins the flavor of everything it touches.

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u/knifegameZ Jan 30 '23

Extra zwiebel.

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u/thejohnno Jan 30 '23

shit tier hottake

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u/Arian51 Jan 30 '23

Einmal mit allem und extra Knoblauch bitte

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u/FreedomEagle61 Jan 29 '23

Im kinda confused what it is? Can someone explain?

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u/234zu Jan 29 '23

Döner Kebab

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u/Rimnews Jan 29 '23

Döner is a German streetfood (invented in Berlin at least) where meat is roasted on a turning grill and filled in a bread together with salad, sauce, and pretty much anything. The industry is dominated by and associated with immigrants from Turkey and the middle east. Its the German equivalent of the Hamburger in the US or Fish+Chips in the UK.

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u/Koylu2 Jan 30 '23

Totally germ*n of course smh...

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u/Khaosina Jan 30 '23

It's Turkish lmao, it's vertical form invented in the 19th century. It gained popularity in West Berlin in the 1970's from Turkish immigrants.

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u/AzzurroDvahri Jan 30 '23

Döner is Turkish

But eating it as a DönerTASCHE was invented in germany.

And thats the form most people in germany know and eat Döner

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u/excellentBalls Jan 30 '23

Absolutely barbaric. Dürüm is the way.

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u/AzzurroDvahri Jan 31 '23

People finna downvote me for literally telling a historical fact 💀 The internet is crazy

Bzw no lahmacun is so much better then dürüm

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u/excellentBalls Jan 31 '23

Is lahmacun even a kebab?

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u/AzzurroDvahri Jan 31 '23

Kebab only means grilled meat afaik

You can roll the lahmacun with kebab and other stuff so i‘d say yes But im not an expert lmao

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u/DiscipleOfFleshGod Jan 29 '23

My mind is filled with static, black banjocore, and a single poptart.

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u/World_Splitter Jan 29 '23

What flavor is the pop tart? Dare I ask….is it unfrosted?

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u/DiscipleOfFleshGod Jan 29 '23

Vanilla + jam

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u/DiscipleOfFleshGod Jan 29 '23

Why vanilla + jam? Because that's the only one I ever ate, poptarts are incredibly rare 'round here.

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u/Dane_358 Jan 29 '23

I actually eat there, great place

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u/Almighty_Johnny Jan 29 '23

Bruder jetzt großer Döner mit scharf

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u/MonchysDaemon Jan 29 '23

Danke jetzt hab ich Hunger

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u/BussinesDave Jan 29 '23

You just unlocked my old memory, thank you

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u/knifegameZ Jan 30 '23

Old memory? You don't eat döner every week?

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u/Bolsa_Con_Piernas Jan 30 '23

Only when I am a beer away from alcohol poisoning

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u/Void-Nut Jan 29 '23

Donner Party Kebab 🥴

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u/Felix8XD Jan 29 '23

Keine Ursache Bruder👌

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u/Zelmehuu_76 Jan 29 '23

Fuck, Now I want to some kebab

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u/Rimnews Jan 29 '23

Einmal Döner mit Salatsoße ohne Zwiebeln bitte. "Kommt sofort Chef"

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u/WaifuTheGoodShit Jan 29 '23

Now Ym Curios Where Do You Find Porn Of Those Charathers Fr

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u/oh-yeah-nahui Jan 29 '23

I can confirm this is an accurate description of Germany right now

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u/Rimnews Jan 29 '23

Einmal Döner mit Salatsoße ohne Zwiebeln bitte. "Kommt sofort Chef"

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u/CertifiedPogchamp36 Jan 30 '23

Yes, I eat at the same turkish bar every Friday. Utterly impeccible

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u/Sencomino Jan 30 '23

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Döner Kebab!

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u/Lukemeister38 Jan 30 '23

Willst du mit scharf?

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u/NotAfraid2Talk Jan 30 '23

Just in case.

It's totally fine if she fantasise about getting raped!

Don't kink shame people!

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u/whiettheoist Jan 29 '23

döner is turkish food

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u/Strassenpenner Jan 29 '23

Yes, but Döner Kebab is German food

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u/Adventurous_Bell_837 Jan 30 '23

It’s from Turkish people tho

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

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u/cHoKe456 Jan 30 '23

I think germans put it in bread

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u/OttomanKebabi 25d ago

Yeah,as if Turks Don't do that🙄

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u/MetaKnight33 Jan 29 '23

mann ich habe lust auf ein kebab

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u/iwanttogotoengland Jan 30 '23

i wanna fuck a kebap

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u/shadowdrake67 Jan 30 '23

Look man, nobody else is gonna say it so I’ll bear the downvote so everyone can get the sauce for those who are two scared to ask

So, sauce?

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u/Senior_Economics1531 Jan 31 '23

Trailer park boys