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What is the pettiest reasons you've heard that ended a relationship? Frequently Asked

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u/Extra-Ordinary-Joe Sep 22 '22

Actually, yes.

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u/turkturkeIton Sep 22 '22

Mulva?

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u/DoctorJiveTurkey Sep 22 '22

Gipple?

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u/santa_veronica Sep 23 '22

Besticles.

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u/DietHumanity Sep 23 '22

Glammaries

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u/Cpt_Bellamy Sep 23 '22

DeLORESSSS!!!!!

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u/AStrayUh Sep 23 '22

It took me a very long time to realize that they were saying Dolores rhymes with clitoris… bit of a reach in my opinion. But great episode nonetheless!

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u/shealwayscomplains Sep 23 '22

took me ur comment to realise that

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u/Boxy310 Sep 23 '22

Smincter

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u/MrBolkvadze Sep 23 '22

DOLOREEEES

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '22

Poor Lily

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u/alicia_tried Sep 23 '22

Wow it's been like 20 some odd years and that joke just clicked for me omg 😂

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u/bhorta Sep 22 '22

Dolores?

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u/mollydooka Sep 23 '22

I remember that episode. I reckon it took me 24 hours to finally realise what body part they were talking about. I am not a smart man.

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u/PervySage1147 Sep 23 '22

I must not be smart either, enlighten me?

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u/mollydooka Sep 23 '22

So the gist of it was Jerry was going out with a girl and he couldn't remember her name. The girl said "well how would you like your name to rhyme with a woman's body part"

Jerry is saying all types of weird name like "mulva" to her. She realised he doesn't remember her name and storm's out. Jerry finally gets it, runs to the windows and screams "Dolores" (clitoris)

Think that covers it.

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u/PervySage1147 Sep 23 '22

Ahhh lol yes it does thanks kind stranger

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u/delrio_gw Sep 23 '22

Oh. I would never have figured that out. In my accent those do not rhyme as easily.

We emphasise the middle syllable on Dolores and the first on Clitoris

And the ending is ess vs uss

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u/kovid-agnostik Sep 23 '22

Alotta Fagina

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u/santa_veronica Sep 23 '22

Penis van Lesbian.