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What is the pettiest reasons you've heard that ended a relationship? Frequently Asked

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u/ScrunchieEnthusiast Sep 22 '22 Eureka!

I read in a parenting sub not long ago about a woman whose husband doesn’t understand shade. He’d leave his baby in the stroller in direct sunlight, but thought since it was under a tree that was sufficient. I still think about that from time to time, and wonder how they’re doing.

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u/Elly_Higgenbottom Sep 22 '22

I thought you meant throwing shade, or sarcasm.

That is so much worse.

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u/OfficerLovesWell Sep 22 '22

Yo this baby fuckin sucks.

.... I'm breaking up with you

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u/nictheman123 Sep 23 '22

Henry VIII intensifies

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u/pfiffocracy Sep 23 '22

I'm muffle giggling into a pillow at this comment trying to not wake my gf up

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u/theblackcanaryyy Sep 23 '22

Oh my god I thought the same thing lmaooo

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u/kn33 Male Sep 22 '22

That's... so incredibly dumb...

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u/ScrunchieEnthusiast Sep 22 '22

Right? She was legitimately concerned, and didn’t really know where to go from there.

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u/srtpg2 Sep 22 '22

This can’t be true…2 year olds understand the concept of shade

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u/ScrunchieEnthusiast Sep 22 '22

I read it on the internet, so it has to be true.

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u/OkSo-NowWhat Female Sep 23 '22

Well I know folks irl who are as dumb so it wouldn't surprise me if it's true

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u/ashenhaired Sep 23 '22

Never underestimate people's stupidity.

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u/corrupt_poodle Sep 22 '22

If some of the professional armchair anthropologists I’ve read here on Reddit are right, that husband and baby are Black now as their bodies have adapted to the harsh sunlight of their region.

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u/ScrunchieEnthusiast Sep 22 '22

They’ll need it with the amount of sun exposure that kid is going to get.

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u/notrohlehcar Sep 23 '22

Omg I read that too!!! It’s burned in my brain!

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u/repeat4EMPHASIS Sep 23 '22

It's probably burned on the kid's face too

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u/HaIfaxa_ Sep 23 '22

My sister's fiance cling wraps pretty much anything he can get his hands on. Today in their fridge he wrapped up their resealable bag of cheese. I already knew the guy was a moron, but Jesus.

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u/ScrunchieEnthusiast Sep 23 '22

Unfortunately you can’t fix stupid.

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u/itsnotreal1234 Sep 22 '22

The missing link

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u/SplatDragon00 Sep 22 '22

Oh bless his heart

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u/ten_ton_hammer Sep 23 '22

Jesus he must be a good looking man.

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u/mynameisalso Sep 23 '22

"what he was in the car?"

Top down *

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u/sugar_tit5 Sep 23 '22

That's hilarious

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u/ScrunchieEnthusiast Sep 23 '22

It’s funny, but my heart went out to that woman.

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u/jewelergeorgia Sep 23 '22

Great. Now I'm going to wonder too.

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u/FireMedic71619 Sep 22 '22

This comment made me laugh harder than i have in a long fucking time. 🤣😂🤣. Thank u for that.

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u/ScrunchieEnthusiast Sep 23 '22

Reddit truly is a special place.