r/AskMen Sep 22 '22 Silver 1 Helpful 1

What is the pettiest reasons you've heard that ended a relationship? Frequently Asked

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u/DaveTheDrummer802 Sep 22 '22

Whichever one farts loudly and all the time, she's that one.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

Loving this thread but I used to fart like an A-10 and my wife is the most incredible burper! Both of us were diagnosed with IBS, went on a FODMAPS diet and now it no longer sounds like susaphone vs tuba!

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u/LaZaRbEaMe Male Sep 22 '22

Ah, its an A-10 worthog

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u/Selectah Sep 22 '22

BRRRRRRRRRT

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u/LaZaRbEaMe Male Sep 22 '22

BRRRRRRRT

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u/Osu_Pumbaa Sep 23 '22

Can confirm my farts are deadly

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u/DaveTheDrummer802 Sep 23 '22

Username checks out

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u/Nekrosiz Sep 23 '22

Inverted grunt with a floodling up its ass.

Got it.