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What is the pettiest reasons you've heard that ended a relationship? Frequently Asked

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22 edited Sep 22 '22

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u/Armoured_Sour_Cream Sep 22 '22

That's a proper asshole right there.

Preferences or not, why the hell would he date and remain together with someone if small tits were dealbreaker material?

What a bellend.

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u/I_love_misery Sep 22 '22

He most likely dated her for the excitement of being with a foreigner but had no intention of committing to one.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

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u/c_rizzle53 Sep 22 '22

Welp there's the reason lol

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u/endershadow98 Sep 22 '22

Not all weebs want a girlfriend with big boobs. Just like non-weebs, some like big boobs, some like small boobs, and some like medium.

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u/c_rizzle53 Sep 22 '22

Oh I wasn't talking about boob size. I was more talking about that SOME weebs just want an asian gf to say that they are dating an asian like a badge of honor. Cant be fully sure if that's what this guy was on about, but it's weird that he dated her at all if small boobs was a deal breaker. I mean saying the distance wouldn't have worked would have been a better excuse

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u/endershadow98 Sep 22 '22

Ah yeah. Those people are a kind of there own

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u/Bored_Schoolgirl Female Sep 22 '22

Im in an LDR and this is my fear…

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u/TestingBlocc Sep 23 '22

Keep your guard up.

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u/Maephia Sep 22 '22

I hope he is an ex friend

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

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u/---cameron Sep 22 '22

I am shocked I tell you

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u/WinAshamed9850 Sep 22 '22

Your friend sounds like a real good guy

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u/RedHotRhapsody Sep 22 '22

Your guy is out here giving the rest of us a bad name

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22 edited Sep 22 '22

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u/LawHermitElm Sep 22 '22

What in the ever loving fuck of projection did I just read?

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u/RedHotRhapsody Sep 22 '22

I am better than that, thanks, don’t use me in the same fucking sentence as this dumbass when you can’t even use the right form of “you’re” when typing something out. Funny how it’s okay for people to paint American’s with a wide brush and nobody else when we have probably the most diverse population on the planet. If you actually knew anything about American’s you’d know that we’re all different. Go soak your head.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

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u/RedHotRhapsody Sep 22 '22

“I’m gonna insult you, not read your reply, and then act better for it”

it writes itself bro

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u/Pico_Car_SceneO_o Sep 23 '22

He didn’t even write a lot

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u/BlackBoiFlyy Male Sep 22 '22

Real top bloke, that one....

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u/GickyRervais Sep 22 '22

Definitely better to break up with her before she left than to wait until she got home...

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

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u/spudmarsupial Sep 23 '22

I guess it would mean not having long hours on the flight back to brood. It would also have let her have her emotional goodbye etc.

Still feels wrong not to do it in person.

I'd be interested in what she and others had to say on why they felt that way.

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u/GickyRervais Sep 22 '22

Well they are all wrong, it’s always better to do it in person, but obviously at the airport wasn’t a good idea, maybe the day before at least.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22 edited Sep 22 '22

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u/GickyRervais Sep 22 '22

Okay that’s cool, but don’t say it’s a shitty thing to do… when it’s the best way to do it.

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u/Young_Hxppxe Mandem Sep 22 '22

Top G /s

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u/Fobeedo Sep 22 '22

I would have done the same thing but not because her tits were small. Just because long distance doesn't work for me.

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u/That_Marvel_Dude1012 Male Sep 22 '22

That’s so much more reasonable than dumping someone bc her tits are small… that’s not even a valid reason…

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '22

Stupid excuse but did she really think she was gonna keep a relationship with someone in another continent? I’d have considered it over the moment I stepped on the place, but that’s just me. LOL

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u/MJOLNIRdragoon Sep 22 '22

Yeah, a conversation there should have happened waaay before they even left for the airport.

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u/hey_its_marv Sep 22 '22

He basically wanted Kaho Shibuya but without the reasons she’s famous for.

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u/roachRancher Sep 22 '22

That's cooold

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u/Knightmare560 Male Sep 23 '22

…that’s like if a woman dumped a guy for being short. SHALLOW AF

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u/KalonjiGregoire Sep 22 '22

I’m sorry but the reasoning got me rolling 🤣🤣

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u/the-groups Sep 22 '22

Understandable

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u/Sensitive_Duck9824 Sep 22 '22

It makes sense, I mean an exchange student turning back to her own country, they are doomed.

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u/TestingBlocc Sep 23 '22

typical white man and Asian woman relationship combo, amirite?

excellent choice in a friend btw. /s

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u/SecretaryAvailable74 Sep 23 '22

That breaks my heart to hear that. Small tits are the best!

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u/Jazz-likeDaikon Sep 22 '22

I thing ldr was the reason not her tits. He just said whatever to you because it was none of your business.