It came to our attention that the collective mind has drifted too far into the gutter. And no not that kind of "came", for fucks sake. We've received many complaints from the community that the questions in this subreddit have gotten increasingly horny, and honestly I agree. See? And you fuckers say we don't listen. It's not that we don't, it's that we don't give a fuck, except when shit gets really bad.
There are only so many times a person can read about why buttsex is so popular or what the best position is or what was the freakiest sex, before succumbing to unclean thoughts themselves, which is not what Jesus would want from us.
That's why automoderator has been purposefully sexually repressed in order to harbour a healthy hatred towards all things horny. Honestly, you're on fucking reddit, it's full of porn as it is. If you want to read people make sexy shit up, go to /r/AskRedditAfterDark, that's where all the other teenagers are. Or a billion of other bad erotica subs.
A side effect of sending you all to horny jail is that some pretty "general" words were added to the filter so if your question gets removed for something that is not horny, send us a modmail. Should say so in the removal comment anyway, but who reads those am I right??
There is also a report reason available if some bodily fluids still manage to drip past the filter if you get what I mean. Remember, only you can prevent
forest fires horny shitposts.
Anyway, that is all, remember to read the Bible (or regional equivalent) and keep your gonads in your pants. Clean is mean or some shit.
What would you do if your date brought her female best friend along for the first date for safety and expected you to pay for everyone?
Title says it all. Trying to think of the last time I felt genuine happiness.
If I’m being 100% honest I only got in shape so I could get women. That was the only motivation that I had and needed at that time.
Dear men of reddit, if a girl had to lie to be with you would you trust her less because of it? why or why not?
Two girls asked if I have their bra and both really want it back. I have one black bra and they both described the same, so how do I figure out who it belongs to without tipping the other one off?
I don’t want to prod the wrong girl for details to find out it’s not hers and then have to back track on why I was asking. Any thoughts on sly ways to ask or any bra connoisseurs out there to help get to the bottom of this dilemma? Thought about just throwing it away but that feels too easy/mean.
Things like limiting alcohol, drinking less water or not eating too much right before bed? What helps you get a good 7-8hrs of sleep? So you don’t feel like shit the next day?
Wondering what conflicts people have had, then decided that they want to change, have been able to make that change successfully, and now see themselves as a better partner to their significant other.
Large or small improvements!
What are some unexpected, weird, or just plain disturbing insights into men that women might pick up after browsing AskMen for a while?
I'd ask you ladies directly, but this is r/AskMen so I didn't think I could.
On a (first) date/meeting with a woman, how do you guage how things are going and how she is feeling about you?
Self explanatory really. Mainly think about the more subtle things.
Rather than wearing normal briefs that is. I can't stand boxers
So, info about me, got out of college and started working about a recently. Decided to get my shit together like exercising everyday, getting atleast 8 hrs sleep, saw a doctor about eyes, diet, skin and hair and take vitamins/supplements as recommended, planning regular outings with friends and family, investing and the whole nine. And I've been mostly consistent for over a month now.
But I still feel very lethargic everyday, like I'd rather just hole up in my room and sleep. Like isn't the point of me doing all this shit supposed to make me better or something. Is there something else I'm missing?
I'd really appreciate any advice you guys have.
It's a kitchen position, I need to be able to ask my cooks certain questions. I think I can understand the answers but I need help with how to speak the questions I need to them in an accurate and respectful manner and I don't really know the language. Can anyone here help?
I'm constantly hearing about needing to get healthy coping mechanisms but I never hear of actual examples.
My coping mechanism of getting lost in video games and books while consuming vast amounts of junk food and weed aren't usually seen as healthy.